“I realize we have the same 4-3-0 record,” Joanna acknowledges, “but I have much more experience on the sand than Alexandra, you can just ask Emily Ratjakowski and Rosie Whiteky-Huntington how much I enjoy a good beach. Only now I have a reason to do some breast busting and get rewarded by moving on to the next round of this tournament. Alex will at least be able to say she was the first to have her jugs mugged by the future JMDD Champion. 

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Alexandra not looking too pleased by Joanna’s cheerfully arrogant remarks. She takes her turn at the podium (set up on the sand under a tent, the press gathered around on canvas stools or chairs). She flashes a defiant glare at Joanna. 

“I will admit that Joanna has had some fun beating down an assortment swimsuit and underwear models. But now she is facing a serious fighter. I may not have the years but I have the punching power to make her puppies howl!” (Joanna’s turn not to look please and glare at the younger fighter). “I promise everyone, the winner of this fight is headed for the Finals—but it won’t be her!” 

Soon the fighters have moved out to the ring, set up on the sand by pounding posts into corners and stringing ring ropes between them. Alex and Joanna enter wearing big floppy hats, beach wraps and sunglasses, which are removed once to reveal Alexandra in bright fruit print bikini, high waist bottoms, halter top that offers a defiantly mouthwatering view of her breasts, white gloves, hair in simple twist-tied ponytail. Joanna in red bandeau bikini, red gloves and hair in a twist-tie battle braid. Attendants take care to slather on sun screen (as they will be before each round) to ensure skin safety under the hotel beach sun. Female referee in black bikini bottoms with black and white striped top tied beneath breasts. Audience watching from converted beach volleyball stands as instructions are given and fighters go to corners promptly and await opening bell. It rings… 

R1: Joanna showing her mobility on the sand, moves quickly to close to Alexandra, but the American greets the Polish-born fighter with some digging shots to the belly. Then Alex brings rising hooks up into Joanna’s rack. Joanna gritting her mouthpieces and jabbing back hard at Alex’s big melons. Close pumping action as the two push their bare feet against the sand and hammer each other to the breasts. Both taking a lot of hooter havoc, but not backing away. Then Alexandra catches Joanna by surprise by suddenly lowering her hooks to the blonde’s taut belly. Joanna lifted up on her toes and stumbles back gasping for air. Alex leaping forward trying to bang lefts and rights to Joanna’s head, but the Polish puncher throws up a defensive jab screen. Alex hit hard to the mouth and nose, recoils before going back at Joanna. Brisk return to jug punching as sweaty mounds get knocked hither and thither in their cups. Both fighters keep in until Alex forces Joanne back with some more nice shots to the belly. It’s good enough to give the Foxfire fighter the edge in winning a close round. 

R2:  Fighters charging at each other across the sand and going at it in close with banging body punches. Joanna driving straight rights and lefts to crush Alexandra’s breasts against her rib cage. Alexandra grunting from the impacts, but making Joanna pay with short, strong hooks up into Joanna’s jugs. Just intense grinding action. Again, Alex makes a shift late, but this time she suddenly hooks up into Joanna’s chin. Joanna’s head bobbing from these punches and she stumbles back. Alexandra in pursuit, but she’s having trouble being nimble on the soft beach sand and Joanna uses her experience to keep the brunette back until she gets her jab going. Again Alexandra manages to edge out a round on points, but she’s starting to look a bit frustrated. Joanna strictly poker-faced on her stool. 

R3: Joanna seems to have noticed that Alexandra is having trouble with her footing on the beach and the veteran responds with a series of feints that leave Alex open. Joanna then rings Alex’s head with some smashing punches to both sides of the brunette’s jaws. Alexandra sluggish are this and Joanna working those big American breasts with a steady bombardment that had Alex trying to back away. Then Joanna gets Alex up against the ropes and pounds belly as well as breast to make the Foxfire fighter shudder under each fresh impact. Alex sitting in the ropes, finally clinches to force referee to step in to break it up, but Alexandra not able to do much more than get her jab going to counter Joanna’s steady pressure to the bell. Alex looking shaken as she trudges to her corner. Joanna allows herself a slight smile as she wins her first round wide. 

R4: Alexandra trying to show better movement on the sand this round, but the middle of a fight is probably not the best time to try to work on your weaknesses. Joanna not fooled by any of Alex’s moves and consistently surprises the brunette with her unexpected movements. Alex getting banged up quite heavily, but she shows her strength by keeping on her feet and grimly plodding after the nimble Polish beach boxer. Late in the round, Joanna again steers Alex to the ropes and gives her another pounding as she is pressed against the strands. Repeated clinching finally breaks up the momentum and allows Joanna to win another round wide. Alexandra looking harried and confused as she slumps on her stool. Then Foxfire veteran beach fighter Laura Vandervoort appears and whispers urgently into her stablemate’s ear. Alexandra nods as she listens intently. 

R5: Alexandra comes out and heads straight for Joanna. We don’t know exactly what Laura Vandervoort told her colleague between rounds, but it must have been something on the order of “Keep her close and don’t let her move on you.” That’s because Alexandra goes straight to Joanna’s tummy with her opening punches, then moves in close to bring hooks snapping up into Joanna’s chest and upper midsection. Joanna tries to drop back and circle, but Alex is too close. Joanna forced back into a close-in battle of attrition. She lands her share of shots to boob, belly and chin, but Alexandra’s punch rate is just a bit faster. Worse, Joanna is pushed back to the ropes, though she manages to escape through repeated clinching and does score some last uppercuts in the jaw that swivels Alex’s head. Not enough to save the round for Joanna, as Alexandra takes it by a narrow margin. 

R6: Joanna seems determined to prove she can defeat the American in close and goes at her very early on. Very sexy to watch the straining, muscular, sweat drenched bodies sparkling in the hot sun, but Alex and Jo are taking a lot of strong punches and not backing out. Joanna slipping several uppercuts under Alex’s gloves to smack the American’s chin. Alex slowing down as the impacts daze her brain, but she starts clinching to keep this from turning into a knockout situation. Joanna manages to get the narrow win on points this time and Alexandra looking a tad wobbly crossing the sand to her stool. 

R7: Laura Vandervoort again giving Alexandra advice during break. Joanna warily approaching Alex waiting to see what the American might have up her sleeve this time. Alexandra trying a few probing punches to the waist, then lunges in to bang Joanna’s belly with heavy fire. Joanna tries to circle and now Alexandra shows she can move with her and smashes a right to the side of Joanna’s head. Joanna lurches across the sand and ends to face-first against the ropes. Alexandra moves to the side and fires a straight right and left into Joanna’s face as she turns from the ropes. Joanna stumbles back—as Alex cuts her off and pushes her against ropes for a terrific pounding. Joanna goes face-in-gloves until she can start clinching, but she’s taken a heavy shelling from Alexandra. Joanna retreating around the ring, but not looking very smooth and Alex in dogged pursuit. Jo avoids the ropes, but she’s not able to counter very much and the round goes Alexandra Daddario. Joanna looking very wobbly going back to her corner. 

R8: Joanna off her stool slowly, She’s clearly not had enough time to recover from the previous round and Alexandra not about to allow her to recover. Alex goes right to the body just sending sheets of leather into belly and breast as Joanna writhes, unable to protect herself. A look of agony on Joanna’s face as she’s backed to the ropes for a belly busting, jugg mugging nightmare until the blonde’s legs buckle and she sinks to her knees, arms around her ravaged rack and sobbing in defeat. Referee’s ten-count is a formality. 

The winner: Alexandra Daddario KO8! 

After: Alexandra wastes no time in getting out of her gloves and rushing over to haul a weeping Joanna Krupa to her feet for a triumphant walk of shame. Alex all smiles as she waves to the crowd and makes Joanna pose for the cameras. Joanna trying not to cry, but the tears are still running down her bruised cheeks as Alex shoves her away at the end of the walk. Joanna trips and falls to all fours. She just wants out of here and scrambles on hands and knees under the ropes, then making a stumbling run for the dressing tents. 

“That was quite a fight, My jugs will be on ice all night, but it was worth it to win. Now I know why JMD girls like to say ‘My jugs beat her jugs!’ It is such a primal thrill when you do that. I can’t wait for my next fight!” Alexandra tells Archer News Beach Fight correspondent Tawny Sands. “What did Laura Vandervoort tell me? Oh, I wouldn’t want to give my future opponents any extra help. Let's just say it was good advice and I took it as best I could.” 

Humiliating loss for Joanna Krupa, especially given her confidence coming into the bout. Alexandra Daddario showed she still has some things to work on when she fights on sand, but her basic toughness kept her in the fight until her punching power could take the beach veteran out. Beach and JMD fans looking forward to seeing her in action in the Semi-Finals round up soon.