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6 September 2015 Elizabeth Olsen vs Charlotte Church

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JUGS OF MASS DESTRUCTION AFTER DARK

Posted by Lookout! Boxing & Vassago on September 6, 2015, 1:21 pm

Jugs Of Mass Destructon After Dark
Elizabeth Olsen (11-10, 7 KO) vs Charlotte Church (1-7, 1 KO)
(Ginny's Academy vs Lioness Club)
Results: Lookout! Boxing; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: Charlotte Church is another BBU veteran who looks to revive her carrer over in America since posting a single win in eight fights hasn't exactly set the world on fire however with the recent emergence of JMD as a box office main theme, the Welsh singer is convinced she's finally found a spot where she can truly excel and make several people regret some harsh words said about her before.

Meanwhile Elizabeth Olsen's career is heading towards the divisional A-list and one can be almost pleasently surprised the blonde actress has decided to enter the JMD genre following the footsteps of stablemates Jeri Ryan and Catherine Bell who have made great strides in keeping their long FCBA tenures alive amid heavy chest mugging action over the last several months. Lizzie doesn't let this opportunity slip through her gloves and she has Jeri Ryan in her corner tonight, still relishing the epic rack destruction she handed Gena Lee Nolin a little over a week ago.

Both girls are new to the genre but show plenty of confidence and promise to destroy each others' boobs allthough the Ryan support might give the younger of the two combatants a slight edge before the fight. Elizabeth Olsen wears a silver bandeau bikini set and white gloves. Charlotte Church wears a much more revealing red X-shaped monokini and black gloves. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division.

Round 1:
Charlotte thinks she's more qualified into JMD action and immediately begins to stalk the blonde's rack with piercing uppercuts and makes the most out of her relative sluggish footwork in the early going. It's almost as if Liz wants to see what the Welsh singer has in her and there's plenty of bad temper aimed straight at the jugs who suffer a quick thumping that forces Olsen backwards and fuel another flurry of leather from the BBU veteran. Church wants to make a statement and barely gets hit herself as Olsen ducks & weaves in avoidance raising up questions about The Academy's plan for this fight but Jeri Ryan looks awfully calm in then corner despite their protegee being left in the starting blocks thus far.

Round 2:
It seems like the Academy team has seen enough of Church already and as the Welsh girl looks to dominate the action once again, she gets jumped with a series of hooks around the elbows and staggers badly in the middle of the ring whereas Elizabeth moves up into thumping uppercuts between her arms and scores her first meaningful punches of the fight. Charlotte wants to bump her off in a battle of the cleavages but is nailed from the side by a big left and Olsen can't stay within the rules and blasts a right cross on the chin to make the Welsh singer scowl in anger. There's no time for any protests though as Lizzie resumes the chest thumping and reels a shrieking opponent onto her heels and tries to send her backing into the ropes for more success but gets clinched instead and Church blasts a couple of hooks on the kidneys to get even for that shot on the chin. Bell.

Round 3:
More of the same in the third, Olsen ups her agility across the canvas and uses her slightly longer reach to pierce the singer's boobs from the side and Charlotte's desperate efforts to close the American down are undone by the sheer ammount of stalking and it's getting obvious Lizzie really enjoys this rack pounding even despite her inexperience. Jeri Ryan just nods her head in approval seeing Charlotte's mounds getting banged plenty and the Welsh scowling gets louder and louder as the times goes by with their owner only slipping and sliding underneath Olsen's elbows for a ribcage grazing efforts that make no inroads against the feisty actress. Elizabeth is incredibly loyal to the mid distance tactics and doesn't let go of the repeated strikes that render Church almost completely immobile in the final minute, a piercing hook on the ribs almost bends the Welsh girl to the side and sends her tripping back to the ropes after another uppercut bounces off her jugs and catches the chin in a swift follow up again.

Round 4:
Olsen's methodical approach to this fight continues and perhaps she looks for as much experience she get carry from this fight and sticks into Charlotte's breasts again with a flurry of mid distance punches that expose the below par defence of the Welsh singer. Church doesn't have the speed neccessary to close up to her rival and decides to just go for it risking a heavy punishment; she gets pounded between the arms but leaps into a desperate charge and almost gets caught by a stray elbow in the solar plexus as she bumps into Olsen's rack with a heavy jabbing series and smacks her across the lips to throw the American off her confident attire. Lizzie stumbles backwards but stays upright; Charlotte blasts a left hook on the ribcage and drives a flurry of uppercuts between the arms too to finally make Olsen groan in discomfort as the sheer ammount of strikes make the difference in the final minute where Elizabeth struggles in the close range heat and doesn't even catch a clinching respite with Church rallying straight up the alley and rocking her mounds back & forth to please the crowd. Jeri Ryan looks unhappy for the first time tonight and The Academy crew is lucky to escape with more damage after a bad round that perhaps exposed Lizzie's JMD inexperience.

Round 5:
Church thinks she's got nothing to lose as she's unlikely to dominate Olsen's superior speed & agility so jumps into another jabbing frenzy and clatters into the blonde's boobs seconds into the fifth as Elizabeth looked uncertain whether the singer will risk so much at this stage of the fight already. There's no time to adjust her stance though as Charlotte rips into the open and shatters the guard in the opening minute to thump Olsen's mounds against her slumping chin and that really annoys Jeri Ryan who screams out for the first time tonight but to no real avail as the close range is Church's playground and she pounds the aching actress back to the Academy turnbuckle where she triggers an uppercut frenzy to slump Lizzie into a deep earmuff but the subsequent drilling series on the navel sinks the highly touted prospects on her knees for good and Church digs her left forearm against the guard to hammer her right hand straight in the guts and leave Elizabeth scowling in unexpected disarray at the bell. Jeri Ryan looks absolutely furious now!

Round 6:
"What are you doing?!!!", Jeri screams out at Lizzie and the youngster complains about Church sticking her forearm up against her windpipe while the ref seemed happy about that for no valid reason at all. She refuses to go dirty on the singer but Jeri doesn't look pleased whatsoever and it only gets worse as the sixth round begins because the all-in approach from Church brings her more close range success and splits Olsen's shaky looking guard to resume the chest thumping within seconds of the bell. Lizzie's superior footwork is nowhere to be seen as Charlotte simply roots her to the spot with her aggressive attacks and ignites more squealing from the American prospect. The crowd also starts to realise the fight is not following the script anymore as Church's uppercuts pound Olsen back to the ropes and dissect the rack to the point the younger girl effectively slumps her head against the singer's shoulder and has to accept all the JMD heat without much reply and Charlotte has the luxury of drilling the liver area to completely shut Elizabeth off in a punchbag fashion which threatens an upset scenario at the bell. Olsen hugs her guts & chest while walking back to her stool and Jeri Ryan looks like she'd want to have a shot at the Welsh girl herself now that Lizzie is struggling to embrace the JMD reality so much.

Round 7:
Church has won three consecutive rounds and thinks she's broken her opponent's resilience so jumps into another close range menace but Olsen's footwork comes to her rescue; the actress stays out of the striking range in the opening minute and while she still looks in considerable pain, she's happy to let the singer wear herself out in a fruitless chase around the ring. Jeri Ryan's expert advice saves Olsen with a looming disaster and preys on Charlotte's will to finally upset the odds that gets in the way of common sense and previously superior execution. She swings high & wide and only grazes the forearms and when she wobbles forward with her weight going too far forward, Elizabeth is there to pounce on a series of uppercuts again and slam the Welsh jugs straight into the chin and render the singer scowling in the middle of the ring. A quick hook on the liver makes her gasp for air but there's no protection when a right handed cross spikes her on the mouth and dumps onto her heels exposing the rack into immediate pounding. Here comes Olsen rising from the ashes and thumping her best series for a long while and slumping the Welsh girl on soft knees before pushing her towards the turnbuckle with more hooks aimed at the liver. Church can't stretch her arms and even if Lizzie's screams are even louder than her own yelps, it doesn't matter as the US prospects dominates the final minute and clobbers the Welsh rack back & forth to almost cause a proper wardrobe malfunction as Church is unable to break free or even clinch her foe; right at the bell Elizabeth wrenches the solar plexus and Church almost goes down on her knees, bumps off the blonde's shoulder and is pinned to the turnbuckle with Olsen's boobs who indicates she wants to punch her topless in the next round to secure The Academy's special bonus prize!

Round 8:
If the crowd was shocked over Charlotte's increasing advantage in the middle part of the fight then the Olsen comeback really threw it out of the ballpark and the reality is that Church is at her slowest to start the eight and still uneasy over that late shot to the solar plexus that almost did the trick. Elizabeth jumps into immediate close range barrage and she beats the Welsh girl for a right-on-right cross that drills the jugs and almost half-spins the BBU veteran around. Another quick hook on the liver makes the older girl scowl but the uppercut tirade meets no resistance and has the blonde pounding the hapless singer back to the ropes where Lizzie digs into her reserves to search for that topless KO finish as Church only slumps on her knees and soaks up The Academy revival. "Finish her off!!!", Jeri doesn't want to waste more time in the corner and can only applaud when Elizabeth almost pounds Charlotte's left breast out of her bikini before driving a killer jab on the solar plexus that pulls the plug on the Welsh resistance... Charlotte's head leans over the ropes and the arms go numb amid a crying yelp but Olsen still cracks one left hook on the boobs to SEND THE SINGER CRASHING DOWN ON HER SIDE and bursting into spasms as she's unable to find her breath anymore... KO8 Elizabeth Olsen!!!

AFTER: That was almost a classic come-from-behind fashion win for the Academy as Elizabeth looked in all sorts of both after six rounds but somehow managed to turn the tables on the Welsh veteran. But it comes at a cost and the blonde actress looks utterly spend and declares this JMD business "as hard work. much harder than I thought" while being hugged by her mentor Jeri Ryan. While Charlotte remains slumped on her side and still trying to find her breath, she's an easy prey for the mandatory jug smothering but Lizzie indicates she needs some time to recover physically too which paves the way for Jeri herself to perform the duty!

And here comes the wiley veteran fresh off the JMDD reality where she knocked Gena Lee Nolin's jugs to the orbit and looked very impressive in the proccess... Church is no physical match for her even while standing upright let alone the sobbing wreck that Elizabeth Olsen turned her into now... she drags the Welsh pulp by the ankles to the middle of the ring and rolls her onto her back... Charlotte's eyes are closed and it's anyone's guess if she even realizes who's about to put her to sleep? That bother The Academy fans very little and Jeri removes her blouse to display a lacy black corset before twerking some jug attention as the cameras flash all over the arena... "Are you ready?", Jeri winks at the first row and mounts the fallen singer before rubbing her tits against her face... "Neah, she's almost out already! Poor little thing! If Cat Bell could have wrecked Emily Ratajkowski I can most certainly send this Welsh tramp back to her place too!"

She wastes no time in smothering the dazed singer senseless and while Charlotte's legs flinch briefly the sheer weight of Ryan's boobs is enough to put her away in less than 40 seconds to leave the entire crowd overjoyed at the delicious scenes! While Elizabeth Olsen remains a top Academy prospect strictly boxing-wise, there's nobody like Jeri Ryan of all people sporting a lacy corset and smothering someone senseless to raise the TV ratings... The glamour value is still on Jeri's side and Lizzie has a long way to go to consider herself even with her JMD mentor!

Final result: Elizabeth Olsen def. Charlotte Church KO8.