"Is this a joke?" 

"Punchaholics Anonymous has the finest public relations team in the business, and all of our press releases, save one yearly yearly April 1st which is clearly labelled as humorous, are quite serious." 

"Then you intend to actually go through with this event? Disregarding the interest level the, ahem, talent is going to generate, it's a miracle that it made it past the sanctioning board at all. And that isn't even going near the issue of the name." 

"A great deal of work has gone into making Punchfest '15 a success. Without going into exact numbers, our current predictions show the event meeting expectations with the potential to justify further expansions. While Punchfest '15 will likely remain a specialty event, we believe that it accesses an untapped market and expect to have that belief proven by the statistics in the coming months." 

"Will this impact your current stable of fighters?" 

"No. Punchaholics Anonymous leadership has high expectations of each of our boxers. They will continue to receive similar opportunities as we move forward." 

"Have any of your fighters expressed opinions on the new event?" 

"That concludes the time scheduled for these questions. Thank you for your interest in Punchfest '15, and we hope you enjoy the event."