Results: Lookout! Boxing; Story: OddMan.

Before: Eiza perhaps more dismissive than her record would merit: “She’s just like all the fighters I was facing down in Mexico. I know exactly how to handle her, and it’s a wonderful chance to show off what I can do!”

Claire finally wresting the “Queen of the Vegas Strip” moniker away from Dita Von Teese, looking to expand her reach outside the Southwest. “I’m sorry if I don’t meet her standards. I hope I can keep her busy while she waits for Yvonne’s schedule opens up!”

Claire in her black&white “swan” bikini, black gloves, shoulder length hair back in a battle pony. Eiza in white bikini, white gloves, hair back in a battle bun.

R1: Eiza using the jab to set the table, then stepping in close to work Claire’s gut with hooks, shouldering the Playmate off and swatting her up top with either hand. Gonzales busier, wrestling for position, putting punches together, and stepping around Sinclair’s left shoulder to get angles in tight. Eiza loose and relaxed, Claire comparatively rigid as she leans forward, gloves at her face, getting softened up this round.

R2: Eiza wants to come inside and lay down the law, but Claire’s standing her ground and waging war. Pattern develops: Gonzales stepping in with her jab and putting punches together, but Sinclaire shutting Eiza down whenever she starts to get off and midway through, tough body shots expose her to a firm hook on the chops that has Gonzales wobbly butt. Eiza tying up with a hurting pout, Claire fights her way through the clinch, POUNDING away with purpose to those melons, drawing a sob of protest from Eiza at the bell.

R3: Eiza stepping smartly to her right, snaps out that jab and has Claire tentative on the outside. Sinclair dipping, trying to walk in without a jab and she gets NAILED a blistering right hand counter on the teeth. Claire pinwheeling backwards, in desperate trouble, Eiza stalking anxiously to prevent Sinclair from getting it together. RAMPAGE! Gonzales lunging to tackle her foe to the ropes, Sinclair leaning into the strands as Eiza’s whistling fists spank off her face again and again. Gonzales feeling it, feet wide apart as she extends the left to pry into Sinclair ‘s guard, then slams home vicious right hands, Claire titling to her right, eyes glazed, helpless as right hands crash over and over to her head.

R4: Claire better when she can forward, get muscular on Eiza, bulls brunette to the ropes and it’s a different fight. Gonzales sopping up heavy, clubbing strokes, Sinclair beating the waist, arms and skull of her girl as Eiza rolls & blocks at the perimeter, too defensive, getting outworked. And she’s not taking the body work at all well. Claire able to double Gonzales up, punishing her at will at times this round, Eiza forced to clinch, hang on for breaks as Playmate romps.

R5: Eiza doing a better job of keeping her distance, slowing Claire with a little lateral step to circle, smashing the jab against the Playmate’s upper chest and guard. Gonzales spotting the right hand on Claire’s jaw. Sinclair soaking up the touch well, but Gonzales obviously in control when the fight’s at midring & outside.

R6: Claire wades into Eiza behind side to side head movement, pulling clobbering lefts and rights to bang her ropeside, bodying up, pressing Gonzales to a seat, moving her hands back and forth to belly then stepping out to create room for the uppercut. Eiza wilting, blocking and pushing, but not punching and Claire’s slamming down the encircling arms when Gonzales tries to clinch. Tortuous rack rocking from Sinclair draws cries of pain from Eiza as she gets pancaked late. Clairer smiling, cooing into her foe’s ear as she chests her prey flat against the ropes at the bell.

R7: Eiza morose, sullen off her stool, Claire gets on top in a hurry. Sinclair brawny, wrapping Gonzales up to bully her to the ropes, then slugging mouth on shoulder with the brunette. Eiza unable to walk Claire back, she’s sitting in the ropes, huddling in close and trading at a pace and distance that gives the Playmate all the advantage. Sinclair giving it to Gonzales with gusto, thumping away on the gut, clipping right uppercuts in close, always bodying up and shouldering her girl to keep Eiza pinned. Gonzales outmuscled, out punched this round—she’s all achy and whiny in her corner during the break.

R8: Claire zesty & upbeat, EIza sluggish as the Playmate walks her down and makes her fight her kind of fight. Gonzales giving ground, throwing a halfhearted jab and trying to turn into the timing right to catch Sinclair coming in. Claire constantly getting on top, working to tawny gut with thudding repetition, then spanking her way up Eiza’s glorious torso with free swinging glee. Oh, the jug mugging Sinclair’s doing, chugging away to cups without restraint, forcing agonized clinches and pained expressions from the O&E tyro. AND GONZALES GOES DOWN! Body work finally too much for her, she folds up and collapses to canvas. Eiza winds up dazed on her side, pathetically trying to rise, but it’s over—KO8 in “Welcome to the FCBA” fashion for Claire Sinclair!

After: Claire making a statement win over a highly-touted opponent. AND SINCLAIR’S NOT DONE! Claire removing her gloves, then boldly striding to Eiza’s corner to take what's hers, Gonzales bleak, lifting her arms in feeble protest but the crush of Playmate tits and belly irresistible. A moment's fumbling and cinching finds Eiza's face snugly sealed deep within the cleft of Claire’s bosom, just easing her back into the corner for support as she uses up the last of Gonzales. Quiet smile of satisfaction on Sinclair’s face, left arm brawny behind Eiza's head, left hand cupping the right bicep and the right hand cupping the top of her woozy head in a suffocating reverse sleeper. Finally, Gonzales allowed to sink to one knee in stupor - Sinclair grinning radiantly, her left hand holding Eiza by the hair at the back of her head, gently pressing her right cheek against the curve of Claire's warm paunch. Gonzales lolling, eyelashes fluttering, face shiny-wet, lips parted and distorted slightly by the press of belly against her face. Sinclair just happy and content - posing for photographers and basking in the glow of an impressive win. 

Aftermath by Archer:

In the VIP suite at the Mirage after the fight:

"Where has Kate Winslet been hiding this girl?" Beth says wonderingly.

:"Well, we've got her now," Jennifer Garner said, "and she's going to be our next shot at Kate Upton."

"I suppose I ought to be upset," Alexandra Daddario, "I wanted to be the one to get revenge, but even a rookie like me knows Claire would get title shot sooner than I would. Tell you what: I can help train her. After 13 rounds I know that bullying bytch better than anyone. I can at least have the satisfaction of having helping beat Upton."

Then Claire herself trotted: "Woo hoo! I told you'd win! You got any other girls with big hooters I can beat on around here?" She looked Alex up and down. "You aren't bad. How about it?"

"As a matter of fact," Jennifer said,. "we want to get you ready to fight for the new JMDD title. This is Alex Daddario, she went 13 rounds with the champion Kate Upton. We think she can help prepare you."

"Me? A champion? Well, that'll be great. I liked those Brit girls, but how was getting kind of homesick. I'll be glad to fight here and if Alex can help me, I'm all in!"

"I'll do my best to help you do that," said Alex. "Of course, I like to the one to harvest her melons, but I'm on a team here at Foxfire and we're going to work together to make that blonde bully pay."

"I like motivation, this is going to be fun, I just know it!" Cassie said enthusiastically.

Jennifer Garner and Beth Harnois exchanged pleased nod.