BOXING AFTER DARK

(Thanks to FightFan for this repost)

Posted by simguy on 6/13/2007, 3:38 pm

Before: Eva stepping up to represent Miami after Scherzinger embarrasses Southbeach with back to back whacks against Holmes and J-Mac. "It's sickening," Mendes declares. "Tramps like Katie and Jenny beaking off about how Miami fighters are all junk - THEY HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN THE REAL THING yet. I'm a different class of fighter than Nicole: way better technically, way harder hitter, and I don't quit fights. Ask Jessica Alba about the difference - she'll tell you." McCarthy getting a tough fight but a great payday with her showy pummelling of Ms. Scherzinger - hardbodied blonde looking fit, strong at bantam. "I love being in around 117 or so," Jenny shrugs, eyes bright. "I feel I've got the beef to bang at the weight, but I'm quicker than I would be at lightweight - I know I've got extra pounce on a lot of these girls. Mendes is in for a shock. There aren't a whole lot of blondes like me where she comes from: I'm definitely gonna be touchin' me some Eva!" Jenny in black UFC-style Octagon girl two piece - bikini top, white belted boy cut bottoms, white bordering, white shoes (no socks), white gloves. Eva in similar Octo-togs - in red.

During R1: Feisty, tactical stuff. Jenny in rigid hands-up guard, crouching down as Eva gets off, rolling shots, then looking to clip tidy hooks at Mendes. Mendes rangier, leggier - circling her foe with hands gathered loose beneath her chin. Eva uncoiling supple jabs and elastic lead right hands to set up her curling, succulent hook off the front foot. Highlight comes when Jenny's set behind her mitts, giving away her tight abs on the cheap: Mendes straps away a series of whacking, thwacking, lanky-limbed rights and lefts to taut waistline. Gorgeous romp to the body shakes Jenny: Eva steps out, grinning, licking her lips as McCarthy takes it well, but can't answer immediately back. Mendes strutting at the bell - knows she dominated Jenny in the first.

R2: Action opening up - both girls starting to pitch and lather from flat-footed slugger's stances. Blazing eyes, bared teeth - sumptuous to watch as limber lasses whale away hot. Both girls using a stiff jab to face, punching the other's head back to set her up for the side-to-side power-swiping: pleasing blend of recklessness and science flavours the exchanges. Jenny caught and rocked a series of long right hands on her chin - she's staggered, but answers a pair of choppy left hooks against Eva's breasts, then beats Mendes to short right hands to face. Down the stretch, Mendes abandons the jab to walk in on Jenny BANGING - crowd in frenzy as both girls swing away mindless! EVA GETS CLIPPED! Jenny stepping back in good order, walks Mendes onto a clanging hook to chin: Mendes suddenly limp - torso hanging forward over her feet, arms down. Jenny hops in, hooks Eva's breasts, pushes into her to get Mendes tottering upright/backwards to ropes: Mendes' eyes gleaming with "I'm hurt" sheen. RIGHT HAND, JENNY MAC! Eva's head swivels, hands drop, lips part in woozy shock. Hook to the jugs, hook to the jugs: Jenny baring her teeth, right hand at her temple as she turns into tight, vicious jug-mugs - then resets her feet, HOOKING EVA'S MOUTH! Mendes' head jerking and tossing around - she slumps into ropes, facing woozy into punches and EVA'S OUT ON HER FEET! Stop the fight ref - Jenny's plowing away on defenceless Eva! Mac glorying in it - helping herself: feet set wide, big ol' blonde grin, fists churning at helpless Latina, batting and bashing against tanned, lithe meat. Ref finally pushing Mac back, cradling shellshocked Mendes against ropes: that's upset TKO2 - Jenny McCarthy!

After: JMac ROARING back into contention - huge slugging win over a feared division hitter has BLONDE! Mag editors swooning; pundits' chins wagging. Mendes' arrogance costs her: Jenny still a little buzz saw if girls want to walk in on her. Brazen blonde not shy about the call-outs in postfight. "I want Jennifer Connelly - the sooner the better: anything Brittany Daniel can do to that overated huckster, I can too! Julianne Moore - that hack: I want her redheaded ass in a boxing ring. Halle Berry: bring your Oscar, you wheezing, old, hag - to remind you of better days. If they think they're better than me, I want 'em - don't care who, when, or where!"



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