LOOKOUT! BOXING VS LIONESS CLUB OF AMERICA STABLE WAR PPV
(from MGM Grand, Las Vegas, Nevada)
JUGS OF MASS DESTRUCTION BOUT
Posted by Lookout! Boxing & Vassago on October 3, 2015, 10:14 pm
BEFORE: We're ready to start the Lookout! Boxing vs Lioness Club of America stable war and there's immediate pressure to perform on both these girls as the much maligned Kim Kardashian is rumoured to be on her way out of Michelle Trachtenberg & Paris Hilton run operation while Charlotte Church remains desperate to prove her worth in America even if the Jugs Of Mass Destruction rules are required to achieve that goal.
Kardashian dismisses opinions she should quit the boxing scene alltogether and focus on jelly wrestling instead but the numbers aren't pretty for the raven haired sociallite who is stuck on the bottom of Lookout's pecking order. With Paris Hilton seeking permanent success it's no surprise Kim enjoyed just a single fighting oportunity in the last two years and even the Church match-up looks like a big favor for the 34 year old veteran.
Meanwhile Charlotte looked set to cause a huge upset last time around when she had Elizabeth Olsen at her mercy at one point before the highly touted Ginny's Academy prospect still managed to finish her off and hand the Welsh singer her eight defeat in nine FCBA/SSB sanctioned fights. However if Church is unable to take Kardashian down then who else she's supposed to beat on this side of the pond?
Kim Kardashian wears a navy blue bikini set and black gloves. Charlotte Church wears a red bandeau bikini and white gloves. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division.
Round 1:
Kim is keen to expose the Welsh girl as quickly as possible and jumps into a jabbing frenzy, scoring early leather from each side and thumping Charlotte's boobs against her arms but the response is equally ruthless and Church breaths instant revenge for the Olsen fiasco wading in between the brunette's arms and showing more core strenght to tame the onslaught. Kim begins to wobble on her feet and loses the heavy drill as Charlotte bumps into her with more uppercuts and drops her onto the heels down the stretch as the sheer punching power prevails and exposes Kardashian instead. The Lookout brunette begins to squeal when the singer smacks her solar plexus before more uppercuts slam the overzealous rack against the chin and send Kim into a quick retreat that only postpones the Welsh follow up since Church clubs the American's rack with another menacing series in the dying seconds and leaves her opponent gasping for air at the bell.
Round 2:
That was a poor opening from Kardashian and it doesn't get any better early in the second when Church traps her in close range with more uppercuts before bumping her off into another wobbly escape with a measured hook to the liver area. Kim is rooted to the spot and bends forward as the Welsh singer crashes into her midriff and pounds away in mindless fashion increasing the yelping volume and backing a truly hapless brunette back to the ropes. Kim tries to clinch herself out of trouble but is smoked with another series on the guts and reverts into headbutting the singer which finally breaks the Welsh barrage. Charlotte loses her stance and demands the referee to punish the dirty American for her actions but Kardashian whacks her on the tits instead and punches her back to middle of the ring amid angry screams from the Lookout entourage that makes no impression on the suddenly aggressive brunette. Kim lacks the precision to really hoof the singer's breasts into more trouble but the fight quickly turns personal now after that blatant headbutt escaped any reaction from the referee.
Round 3:
Mindless rack bashing opens the third round as Charlotte has no other ideas than just to wreck Kim now and she doesn't care about more headbutts as she thumps the American's boobs against her chin but suffers a similar fate as the Lookout! sociallite responds with some uppercut frenzy of her own. Both girls hammer along in the center of the ring until Church gets caught in the solar plexus and soon eats a heavy uppercut on the jaw to wobble back to her heels and enable Kardashian to punish her exposed rack more efficiently thereafter. Here comes Kim with classic left/right muggin' from the side that almost punches Charlotte's boobs out of her bikini top and dumps her into a scowling mess on the ropes where Kardashian keeps her trapped for remainder of the round and runs away with more vicious shots that slump the Welsh singer on jelly knees at the bell with her response nowhere to be seen. Kim screams out in delight and wants to dig more leather into her rival's chest even after the bell and has to be pulled back by the referee who finally decides to enforce his presence in the ring.
Round 4:
Church looks to be hurting and is urged by Geri Halliwell to punish the American tramp with some dirty tricks of her own if she wants to salvage her SSB career. On the other hand Kardashian looks to be certain of success now and chats with Paris Hilton with a massive smile on her face and almost misses the opening bell for the next round. She immediately leaps into more punishing jabs but wobbles forward and falls foul of Church's quick deke to the side which soon opens a hole under Kim's elbows and enables the singer to crash into her liver area with a low jabbing series that stuns the brunette in the middle of the ring. Suddenly Church doesn't look all that hurt but she still squeals loudly while romping into Kardashian's guts before bumping her off towards the ropes and sinking with another jab on the solar plexus. Kim is shocked by the Welsh resistance and bounces off the forearms instead of ripping Charlotte's rack; she tries to clinch the other girl but eats more low shots on the navel and wobbles into a big uppercut on the boobs that also catches her chin and whips over the ropes with the rack nicely exposed and getting hammered with more Welsh leather in the dying seconds as Church shows the brunette no mercy and pulls a huge round back to annoy the Lookout camp at the bell.
Round 5:
Kim is concerned about the integrity of her bikini top and instead of listening to Jessica Simpson's advice she's more worried about Charlotte potentially punching her topless. And the Welsh girls seems to have exactly that scenario on her mind as she lashes out at the American and thumps her boobs into another rocking misery seconds into the fifth and outworks the brunette in close range to cause more headaches in the Lookout! corner. Kim is determined to tame the Welsh onslaught but struggles to match the high tempo efforts and is rooted to the spot when Church finds a ribcage drilling combo followed by a crisp uppercut on the chin that shuts her eyes and sends backing into the ropes. Charlotte's eyes are glued to her opponent's jugs now and she hammers along in one-traffic fashion since the second minute leaving Kardashian in all sorts of bother and only covering up in order to survive. Those efforts are futile though and as the singer ups her tempo the danger of Kim losing her bikini top gets very real; the brunette sinks deep on her knees and is literally punched through the ropes as Church settles into a late flurry on the midsection and doesn't stop even after the bell which brings nothing but praise from Geri Halliwell in the LCA corner where Selena Gomez soon joins and tries to talk Charlotte into really punching Kim's boobs out of the arena here!
Round 6:
Kardashian looks done; she spends the entire round sitting on her stool with eyes closed and tries to catch her breath. Even Ashley Tisdale's efforts to revive her into a sudden comeback are worthless and the Nickelodeon starlet is soon more focused on exchanging vicious death stares with Selena Gomez ahead of their clash later on the night. Jessica Simpson is back in the locker room to get ready for her Halliwell clash next and Kim is left all alone as even Paris Hilton looks to have given up hopes on the fellow sociallite. The brunette is up on her feet but barely able to breath and soon encounters another chest muggin' as Church simply crashes down on her and punches back to the ropes within seconds of the bell; she drives the hapless woman on her heels and as Kim offers nothing back, she clobbers her rack into another rocking display while the only superior effort concerns the moaning volume... Kim's boobs are soaking up more punishment the girl can withstand anymore and her demise is truly shocking against one of the most unfortunate opponents around... "Tear her tits off!!!", Selena screams out in support as Church is pounding away to render Kim topless and sure enough, as the brunette's arms go numb and collapse by her side, so does the bikini top who gets torn off on the left side and has Church punching the exposed jug to make Kardashian spit out her mouthguard and CRUMBLE DOWN ON HER KNEES with eyes closed... she drops onto her face moments later and begins to spasm all her heart out before rolling into embrional position and hugging her utterly destroyed rack... KO6 Charlotte Church!!!
AFTER: "That' the way to do it! Stay down, you filty tramp!", Charlotte refuses to celebrate her success just yet and is set out for anothing but complete humiliation of the fallen American. She gets her gloves removed by Selena Gomez but suddenly there's Ashley Tisdale escaping Missy Peregrym's grasp and jumping into the ring to have a word with the winning camp.
"Forget that skinny wimp, Gomey! I will make sure your tits are frickin' destroyed, Church!", there's a bold statement from the feisty blonde but Ashley's known for her short fuse too yet she still gets surprised by Selena just shoving Selena away and grabbing a handful of her blonde hair to start a tug-o-war in the middle of the ring just inches away from Kardashian's fallen flesh. Missy Peregrym and Cassidy Freeman try to restore some order, it's only part one of nine after all and we have some wicked tempers on display already but Ashley claims her bragging right by sporting a couple of dark tresses from Selena's scalp which will surely be avenged once the actual boxing comes to the fore... both the youngsters are removed amid wild cheers from the crowd and a long tirade of profanities but we can finally settle into the JMD post-fight action which quickly sees Church dragging the wrecked Kardashian back to center of the ring where the brunette is rolled onto her back and stripped of the already damaged bikini top. The sight of Kim's bare breasts is impressive enough but her face is soon covered by the singer performing a reverse facesit to expose the booty drill everyone predicted for the American to display at the expense of her Welsh foe...
Moments later Charlotte's claws tear into Kim's exposed rack and the poor brunette can only kick out a few times being completely unable to shake her opponent off and slowly but surely sailing away into unconsciousness... Charlotte applies the facesitting nightmare for a few seconds extra before switching into a regular mount and finally smothering what's left of Kardashian's presence of mind away.... "You look much better now, pig!!!", she says with a massive grin on her face seeing that Kim has indeed passed out and her bruised rack displays several claw marks for everyone to admire...
Least impressed of all this is Paris Hilton who just shrugs her head in disgust and tells Missy Peregrym: "I think that does it for Kim! Punched out and smothered senseless by someone like Charlotte Church? That's too much for me! The girl is done here! If I'm sober enough at the end of night I might send her into some jelly wrestling... the night club owners have been calling me for weeks... Kim's just ready to fight topless in jello... yeah, that fits her sleazy ass now, don't ya think, Missy?"
The Canadian actress just shakes her head and doesn't seem much interested in Kardashian's future focusing on the more talented members of the Lookout! stable: "We always knew she was only here because of JMD. And now that Vanessa Hudgens seems to have this all figured out, who cares what happens with Kim? Might as well send her into mud wrestling if you ask me! I'm more worried about Tizzy right now..."
"Just wait and see, Missy! She will destroy that Gomez chick! Ugh! I simply can't wait to see Gomez begging her for mercy! That's gonna be a classic! But hey, is Jessica ready? She needs to get us on the boards first even if for one last time...!"
Final result: Charlotte Church Def Kim Kardashian KO6.
Stable War: Lookout! Boxing 0 Lioness Club of America 1.
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