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30 October 2015 Jessica Alba vs Sasha Pieterse

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Posted by Lookout! Boxing on October 30, 2015, 5:32 pm

JESSICA ALBA VS SASHA PIETERSE
Jessica: 34 YO, 5’6 ½ (1.69 m) 52-59-4 since 2000, Fighting Academy
Sasha: 19 YO, 5’6 (1.67) 5-6-0 since 2014, Pretty Little Punchers Inc.
Results: Lookout Writing: Archer

Before: Young Sasha not noted for her respect for her celebrity boxing elders, but she seems fascinated by the veteran Jessica Alba. She looks in awe as Jessica shows up for the pre-fight in her “Sin City” sexy cowgirl stripper outfit—bikini with metal studs, black vinyl chaps, a vest and, of course, a fancy cowgirl hat. What’s more she is a twirling a lasso as she chats with the press.

“I know you think of the Fighting Academy as a no-nonsense, ‘focus on the fighting’ kind of stable but as I told Ultimate Fighter: ‘C’mon, Chief, it’s a Halloween PPV, let me have a little fun, especially since I’ll be taking on someone who was in Day Care when I first started in the ring. Got to teach the kid—some—of us older gals still have what it takes and know how to have some fun, too.”

Jessica sits down, but as Sasha stands up, Jessica twirls that lasso again and it descends around her. A quick tug and the teenage blonde finds her arms pinned to her sides.

“Hey!” Sasha says. “No calf roping at the Press Center—or you planning to try to pin me down and hogtie me? I warn you—I can wrestle, too!”

She says this in such a smiling, good-sport fashion, that it makes Jessica laugh: “Now wrestling you would probably be a challenge. Here I expected you to throw a tantrum.”

“I figured you didn’t bring that rope just to show off your twirling skills,” Sasha says as Jessica comes over to release the blonde. “I just wasn’t sure when you’d do it.”

“Well, what are you coming as?” Jessica inquires.

“Oh, it won’t be as good as yours, but I think the public will like it,” Sasha says.

“They better, I want you looking good before I take you out,” Jessica said returning to her seat.

“I already know you look good,” Sasha says, “but you’ll look even better to me when I’ve beaten you.”

“Confident, aren’t you?” Jessica responds.

“That’s me—but I can back it up, you’ll see!” Sasha assured her.

Fight night rolled around and the loudspeaker blared: “AND NOW WE PRESENT ‘THE FROST QUEEN’—SASHA PIETERSE!”

Wearing a concealing hooded white robe trimmed with fur, Sasha regally made her way to the ring with Janel Parrish in her “Ghost of Christmas” from the 2014 PLL Christmas special complete with white hair and dress as her attendant. Once in the ring, Janel helped Sasha out of the robe and she stood resplendent in a blue-gray and white ribbed one piece suit (that too PLL watchers seemed modeled on “Allison’s” 2014 Christmas Holiday gown) with matching boots and gloves. Sasha look both cool and sexy hot as she walked the ring arms raised as Janel stood by and waved to the fans as well.

Then it was Jessica Alba’s turn. The loudspeaker blared : “AND NOW ‘SIN CITY’s’ SEXIEST COWGIRL—JESSICA ALBA!”

Jessica gave a war hoop and to thunderous rock music pranced down the ring swinging her trusty lariat and giving the fans a great look at her trim and fit body. An attendant trailed after her into the ring. Jessica got the rope and started twirling in a huge loop and let it fly at Sasha. This time Sasha neatly stepped aside and grabbed the rope in mid-air. She let it tighten on her wrist and then walked the rope back to Jessica who looked a bit annoyed.

“Oh don’t be mad,” Sasha said returning the rope, “I have a reputation to uphold. I couldn’t let you get me twice.”

“Hmm,” Jessica said with frown, but then she brightened and told the patient referee: “Let’s get started!”

“Just get down to your fighting gear and we will,” the official said.

Jessica smiled and finished removing her outer cowboy clothes and let her attendant put her gloves on. They were black gloves and matched her boots. Janel was busy helping Sasha into her silver gloves . Jessica and Sasha both had their hair pulled back and tied in a bun. After checking over their charges, Janel and Jessica’s attendant then departed the ring. The ring instructions went smoothly and both fighters looked eager for the contest to begin.

R1: Jessica was out of her corner and into Sasha body with some hard driving hooks straight into the young blonde’s upraised rack. Sasha looked startled at this initial jugg attack and was slow getting her protective jab going. Jessica happy to take advantage of Sasha’s confusion to lick punches across her face and hook her to the belly. Sasha backed up, trying to cope with the veteran’s barrage and not looking too good as Jessica kept slapping her face across with quick rights and lefts. Jessica coolly drove the younger fighter back towards the ropes, but then Sasha seemed to get her head together and peppered the brunette with sharp jabbing to the face and breasts. Jessica slowed her attack and started circling in search of openings. Sasha keeping up with the veteran was taking shots, but she managing to blunt their impacts with upper body maneuvering and striking back with a increasingly solid jab. Sasha able to move to the middle of the ring and keep Jessica at bay to the bell, though it was clear the brunette veteran had won the round on points.

R2: Jessica right back at the blonde rookie this time working her midsection (with a quick hook up into the breasts to keep Sasha uncomfortable). Sasha;’s guard seems to drop down and Jessica in with a quick lunge aiming a right at Sasha’s chin, but Sasha ducks and swings back with her own right and catches Jessica hard to the jaw. The veteran freezes and Sasha pumps a couple of hooks into that toned tummy. JESSICA SINKS TO HER KNEES! Sasha looks wide-eyed as suddenly Jessica Alba is kneeling before her. Referee moves in to order Sasha to the neutral corner and then starts his count. Jessica up by 8, but she looks wobbily as the fight resumes. Sasha all over Jessica, flailing away rather wildly, as Jessica goes face-in-gloves and rides out the storm. Sasha looks more than a little frustrated as the round ends and Jessica is still standing, but the veteran unsteady going back to her stool.

R3: Jessica sucks it up and comes right after Sasha this round, just trying to force her way in close to pound the blonde’s body. Sasha grimacing as those body shots are slamming home, but she digs in and jabs back. Fierce exchange over the last half of the round as the two pump leather into each other’s torsos. Sasha making Jessica Alba pay for her aggressiveness with herr steady counters even as she is absorbing brunette leather. Late in the round Sasha sneaks an uppercut in under Jessica’s gloves to snap her chin back. Jessica stiffens from the impact, but clips Sasha on her own chin with an answering right. Sasha backs up shaking her head which allows Jessica precious seconds to record and resume the attack. Round goes to Jessica Alba, but Sasha Pieterse not looking discouraged.

R4: Jessica charging Sasha at the start of this round and knocks Sasha back into her own turnbuckle with straight rights and lefts to the breasts. Sasha recovers quickly and battles to escape the trap. Her head getting knocked around, but she is moving it to blunt most the impact while she’s hitting Jessica hard to the face to force the brunette to give ground. Action moves to center ring and Jessica circles, still intent on finding the path to Sasha’s chin; Sasha following keeping up that strong jab. Suddenly both fighters lunge forward and launch their rights. Sasha clipped on the ear as she ducks under the Alba right, but her own right catches Jessica hard to the temple. JESSICA ALBA CRASHES TO HER FACE! Sasha can’t help but stare as once again the veteran brunette is sprawled at her feet. However this time she is quick to scurry to the neutral corner to allow the referee to do his work. Jessica struggling to get up, but seems to have lost control of her arms and legs. Her one effort to push herself up ends when her arms give way and deposit her back on the canvas. Suddenly it is over!

The Winner: Sasha Pieterse KO4!

After: Sasha breaks into a big beaming smile as she raises both arms heaven-ward in victory. Janel Parrish gallops into the ring to be the first Pretty Little Puncher to congratulate the blonde. Sasha looks over at Jessica Alba who is sitting up with a shocked look on her face. Sasha hurries over with a concerned look on her face, but the referee tells the blonde to leave Jessica to the approaching Fighting Academy crew.

“I admit it: I am really shocked that I knocked out Jessica Alba,” Sasha tells the press. “This has to be one of my most memorable wins ever! I hope no one things less of Jessica for this, she is a great competitor and I know I won because I got to her before she could get to me.”

“I am really disappointed,” a crestfallen Jessica Alba acknowledges later to the press, “I think she was beatable, but I let her get to me more than once. I suppose I should have been more careful after that R3 knockdown, but being careful isn’t how I fight. I know I’ve paid for that in a lot of fights and this is one of them. No, my age had nothing to do with it. I am feeling as fit as I look, but when the lights go out, fitness won’t help much. I congratulate Sasha on her win, but I will be back and I will win, I assure everyone that!”

Big win for the youngest of the Pretty Little Punchers as Sasha tries to build a successful 2015 campaign. She seems to have proved she has knockout power and the ability to cope with opposition punching. Those could be very important factors in her future celebrity boxing career. Meanwhile, Jessica Alba has to see another disappointing loss added to her column, but she is no stranger to adversity and her fans still hope to see achieve the success her talent has long promised.