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31 October 2015 Intro Witches and Pumpkinheads Asylum PPV

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Posted by The Grand Wizard on October 31, 2015, 11:01 pm

O'Dell: "You are looking LIVE at the sold out Asylum Arena in Philadelphia! And, we are NOT the Fab Four, despite these costumes. I'm Jennifer 'George Harrison' O'Dell, and I'm here along with Tess 'Paul McCartney' Valmore, The Bad Girl Of Bazz, Cassie 'John Lennon' Scerbo, and The Loose Cannon Of The FCBA, The Straw That Stirs The Drink, Jenny 'Ringo Starr' McCarthy..."

McCarthy: "No way in the WORLD I should be RINGO! You and I should be Lennon and McCartney, Jenny! We're the ORIGINAL Asylum broadcast crew! THESE two are the hangers on! Plus, my name almost IS McCartney!"

O'Dell: "Now, calm down, Mac, we haven't even started the card yet."

Cassie: "Yes, shut up, Ringo. You'll get a song on the album. Maybe."

McCarthy: "You LITTLE..."

O'Dell: "Let's concentrate on tonight's card here at an Asylum decorated for Hallowe'en with witches, jack-o-lanterns, skeletons, haunted houses, bats, spiders, and black cats everywhere. And, we've got some surprises coming our way tonight, Paul..."

Tess: "No question about that. We don't know the identities of any of the 12 fighters, but, we DO know that five of them will be making their FCBA debuts tonight..."

McCarthy: "More tomato cans for Weirdo's Dancing Hookers to beat!"

O'Dell: "And, that sixth fight will feature a fighter from Bazz, and that tells me that one member of this crew may well know who that fighter IS and, perhaps, even who she'll be fighting. Isn't that right, John?"

Cassie: (whistles)

O'Dell: "Well, fans, I guess you'll just have to wait and find out with the rest of us. And, we're getting ready to go. So, get those shot glasses and bingo cards ready, sit back, relax, and enjoy 'Witches, Pumpkinheads, and Black Cats III: Hallowe'en At The Asylum'!"