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29 November 2015 Post Asylum PPV Press Conference

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Posted by The Grand Wizard on November 29, 2015, 8:47 pm

The Man In The Hat sits, as usual, at the center of the dais. To his left are Serinda Swan, Jane Levy, Kesha, Mariska Hargitay, Jewel, and Alison Brie. To his right sit Grace Park, Kat Graham, Daniela Ruah, Britney Spears, Neve Campbell, and Avril Lavigne.

Man In The Hat: "All right, as usual, before we get to questions, there are some people I want to thank. Let's start with PLP. As you know, we have a great relationship with PLP and we're always happy to have them here at Asylum. I look forward to having them back soon. Also, let's talk about the four indie girls who participated tonight. As we say regularly, independent fighters are the life blood of Asylum. And, of course, our friends at Bazz, who, as usual, sent a very talented fighter here tonight. Of course, they don't have much choice in the matter, because everybody they GOT is plenty talented. And, last but far from least, the FCBA Commission for sanctionin' these bouts and makin' Asylum possible. Now, questions. Cable Boy! Go!"

HBO Reporter: "6-0 again. As you always say, you'll take it!"

Man In The Hat (laughing): "I'll take 6-0 any day of the week, especially with some of the match ups we had tonight. Our fighters had to come up big in some spots, and they DID that. And, that's exactly what I like to see. Cable Boy II. Go!"

Showtime Reporter: "Kesha didn't have it easy tonight..."

Man In The Hat: "We were well aware of what kind of fight was coming from Klum. Heidi's a girl who knows how to box. Always has. The question was, how well could Kesha handle that. And she answered that question in, shall we say, explosive fashion. Brunette Magazine! Go ahead!"

Brunette Magazine Reporter: "Let's talk about your other two bigs, Swan and Ruah..."

Man In The Hat: "Happy to. Happy to. Swanny, as we've talked about, stumbled a bit earlier this year, but, she's gotten back on the rails and has built some momentum. She's as athletic as any girl we have and just as talented, too. She'd had two undefeated years before the Bundchen fights. Take away those results, and she probably fights for the title this year. But. That's in the past. Now, she's rolling again, and we're looking forward to 2016. Same thing with Dani. She had a couple of tough losses up at welter, but she's come back strong. Showed you what kind of fighter she is tonight. She's athletic. Can box. Excellent power. Lots of range. She's a championship caliber fighter, and she'll be lookin' to get solidly in the picture in 2016. Tess, dear. Go ahead."

Tess: "You got two more big wins at fly tonight..."

Man In The Hat: "Again, we've come a long way in that division. Still not where we want to be, mind. Still don't have multiples in the title picture as we do in the other divisions we compete in. But, we're makin' strides. Jane has been everything we expected, and she showed that again tonight. Ton of power for the weight, Great athlete. Smart as a whip. Kat now. She maybe did some growin' up in the ring tonight. If we look back on last year's fight against Parrish as the nadir of her career here, we might look on tonight as the beginning of somethin' special. Graham's had a good year. She's had business to take care of, and she's done it. I can't wait to see what she does in 2016. Smackeroo. Take us to dinner!"

Reporter: "Grace got the tough fight we expected, but she found a way..."

Man In The Hat(smiling): "That's what champions do, and Grace is a champion. She got challenged tonight, like we knew she would. And, she came up big, because that's what she does. She's as good as any bantam we have, and that's not a surprise, because she's as good as any bantam in the FCBA. All right. Dinner. Tess! Smackey! Limo!"