BBU BOXING DAY PPV
JUGS OF MASS DESTRUCTION RULES
(Fight Club UK vs This Is Glamour)
Posted by Vassago on December 31, 2015, 2:10 pm
BEFORE: The Jugs Of Mass Destruction continues to be a fan favorite around the world and Katie Price specifically revived her active career to assume the position of the best British chest muggin' expert. First she outlasted Lucy Pinder in the unofficial battle for supremacy and then knocked out Kim Kardashian which really put her on top of the charts. So it perhaps strange to see Holly Peers challenge the in-form Fight Club UK manager however the otherwise lacklustre former Page Three speciallist has acquired a management in the last couple of weeks and believes she can score the mother of all upsets by stopping Katie's jugs tonight.
Katie Perry wears a red bikini set with black trim and red gloves. Raven-black hair in loose waves. Holly Peers wears a navy blue V-shaped monokini and white gloves. Black hair in loose waves. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the lightweight division.
Round 1:
Since Katie firmly believes she's the best British JMD fighter it's totally understandable she just powers ahead to shake Holly's jugs and lifts them into a steady up & down run that staggers the younger brunette in the middle of the ring. Peers just can't live with the uptempo approach and moans in some discomfort already while spiking her opponent's ribs but she simply can't outwork Price to connect with the mounds and gets reeled on her heels quickly where she soaks up more chest muggin' from close range. Katie uses her as a training sack by all means and keeps her eyes glued on target, she has nothing in mind but punishing Holly's melons and drops the TIG brunette on the ropes come the final minute while shaking up the rack bell-to-bell. Peers opens her eyes really wide after getting thoroughly outclassed there and she's lucky to catch her break back with Price twerking her assets that suffered next to none punishment in the opening round.
Round 2:
That's better from Peers who beats the older brunette for a solid punch from the side and bumps Katie off with an aggressive lunge. She spikes the cleavage with a jabbing drill thereafter and Katie has to circle back to adjust her stance. But Peers is the faster of the two across the boards and thumps her foe back to the turnbuckle where she reverts to the classic uppercut route to make the alleged JMD leader scowl in discomfort. Price response by blasting a couple of hefty hooks on the temples and gets warned by the ref who doesn't actually step in to restore the jug muggin's order because Holly's all over the other girl's rack and keeps hammering along from the side to shut Price off and pull the round back in mighty impressive if unexpected fashion.
Round 3:
Katie roars into a jabbing series to lift Holly's mounds again but this time the younger brunette leans on the front leg too and spikes the liver area to slow the older woman down and then beat her for a punch on the navel. Price wobbles forward and eats an uppercut route before clinching Holly who shows some muscle and bumps her off in sheer jug-to-jug fashion. A low hook on the navel blitzes Katie again and bends her to the side leaving an open space up the middle where Peers just whacks her in confident fashion and after that horrible opening round it looks like the P3/TIG pin-up has finally found her niche as she pummels Price back to the turnbuckle and uppercuts her bumpers into a classic up & down misery. It's Katie's turn to look completely stunned here and even when she clobbers the fellow brunette's rack with a late jabbing flurry she sags on her knees at the bell and suddenly looks more wasted of the two.
Round 4:
Peers reigns supreme in close range jug mauling and beats the slow moving Price for another uppercut up the alley befoe thundering a hook on the liver area and just caving the older brunette in with a loud shriek. Katie can't find her footing and perhaps it wasn't a good idea to stalk Holly so quickly after the otherwise demanding Kardashian test? Holly snaps the head back with a quick shot on the chin but that only exposes the mounds and has the ex-P3 stalwart crashing into open space and shoving Price's boobs against her slumping chin while pounding her back to the ropes in the proccess. Katie trembles badly while under all this chest fire and struggles to escape into safety which leaves Holly with more piercing jabs softening the jug and Price is out of breath at the bell threatening to exit this fight as the shocking loser. Peers is flying so high now the she even thumps a late hook after the bell which adds more misery to her rival's mounds but the ref seemingly enjoys these antics and lets Peers get away with it.
Round 5:
Where oh where are you, Katie? The alleged top JMD prospect in the country suffers more jug muggin' heat as she loses the initial uppercut approach and gets her mounds shoved into her chin again with the younger brunette looking MUCH better physically and just enjoying herself out there. One-sided bumper beating with Peers firmly on top reels a tired Price onto the ropes and even when the Fight Club owner clinches the rampant foe just to catch some breath, she still gets roasted up the middle with Holly nearly headbutting her but more importantly working the boobs over and over... and over again. Katie sinks on jelly knees and winces all her heart out and it's only down to her experience that she actually survives this onslaught with Holly also lacking that one big punch and heading down the exhaustion route to make Price give in. The Cardiff Arena is shocked but Peers remains clearly on top at half-distance!
Round 6:
Price's biggest problem is to get her fitness back or hope to see Peers wear herself out too and render the bout a survival of the fittest. The TIG brunette has never made it past the fifth and was usually counted out by then already but today is a whole new day for all the Peers fans who enjoy the Manchester girl working Katie's jugs over and pounding her flat... and that's a lot of jug to pound flat alright! Doesn't matter to the Welsh crowd as they witness Price swaying on her legs and now only trying to rescue the jug pride any which way... but Peers DRILLS her up the alley again and again and Katie gets ragdolled all over the ring in the sixth hitting the panic button second by second... and flicks a couple of hooks into Holly's lung protectors but those shots are too rare by now to stop the momentum and only make Peers hit back at the hooters with more venom which simply freeezes the older brunette on the ropes and has Holly thumping her on the chin for extra pleasure. Price looks dead on her feet here and struggles to even make it back to her corner.
Round 7:
We haven't had a proper knockdown yet which speaks a lot about Katie's durable attitude since she's been under heavy onslaught the past few rounds but even the toughest set of bumpers must finally come loose and when Holly drills the solar plexus with another jabbing rush there's very little Price can do about trembling right into an uppercut double that slams her boobs against her chin and makes her ache out one more time... Holly cripples her with a hook to the liver area and finally tosses the final left/right combo on the jugs TO SEND KATIE CRASHING DOWN ON HER FACE... the proud brunette just can't take it anymore and gurgles in pain as her jugs look to be finished... she gets up at eight but avoids looking the ref in the eye while the raven-black locks cover her face in shame... ref asks her if she's good to go but she prefers to stare down at her aching melons and refuses to fight anymore: "I've had enough. Let her have it!" What a frickin' nightmare and the upset of the card on top of that! TKO7 Holly Peers submission style!!!
AFTER: Nobody in the Cardiff Arena saw that coming; even when Holly really started to maul Katie's jugs most of the audience had a firm belief in a come-from-behind KO recovery we've seen in BBU so often. But not this time! Holly celebrates her arrival at TIG is the best fashion possible as she stops the jugs of a woman who stopped Lucy Pinder and Kim Kardashian earlier this year! Simply incredible!
And Holly receives a help from old Page Three pal Rosie Jones who enters the ring to remove Katie's bikini top and lays her flat on her back with Holly gesturing to the crowd. The fallen Fight Club manager doesn't have any strenght in her to fight back not one but two fellow models and scowls in pain as Rosie twists her nipples while riding out her tummy to keep her all soft for the Peers smother. And now the winner takes over giving Rosie a high-five salute... the sight of Katie's mauled jugs is truly one for the ages and Holly applies the crotch smother to make Price kick out in frustration before delivering open hand slaps across the face to calm her down... and then she applies the breast smother while Rosie urges the crowd to count out loud until Katie's legs stop to buckle... this is one part where Denise van Outen finds it bemusing but she totally understands the joy of a fighter who scored her first victory since April 2013 can be a little over the top.
Meanwhile Georgie Thompson finds it anything but bemusing and openly urges the Peers/Jones tandem to throw whatever's left out of Price to the toilet and lock her up before she regains her senses. After all it was the FCUK stable that fired Georgie in September 2012 citing lack of results and Katie played a key role in that decision. Georgie's not stupid enough to lose her BBU TV gig and she would be smoked in a fight if she ever wanted to get back for the firing in the ring but just like any other reporter, she has her favorites and out and out enemies among the active roster. And who can blame her for that?
Final result: Holly Peers def. Katie Price TKO7 (Submission).
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