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30 December 2015 Cheryl Cole vs Christina Aguilera

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Posted by Lookout! Boxing on December 30, 2015, 10:58 am

Cheryl Cole (3-0, 3 KO) vs Christina Aguilera (10-15-1, 8 KO)
Lioness Club vs Empire Boxing
Results: Lookout! Boxing / Story: Vassago

BEFORE: There's just no stopping Cheryl Cole these days, the explosive Geordie singer has racked up three wins since switching over from BBU full-time and vows to destroy one of her prime targets on the US market, none other than New York's own Christina Aguilera. "Because that chubby ass Britney Spears campaigns at bantam she's out of my reach", Chezza tells ESPN's Erin Andrews, "And I'd love to smoke that blonde trash one day but for now Aguilera will just have to play the pushover character instead and I'm sure she'll look great folding like a cheap #### she really is! This ain't 2005 anymore and while I actually improved since I left Girls Aloud the prime time career has ended for Aguilera a decade ago and now I'm gonna smack her into a boxing retirement as well. She deserves all that and more!"

Aguilera's seen it all and done it all before but she's well aware that Cole like to talk a lot of trash before her fights. The brunette's wins JoJo Levesque and Rachel Stevens hardly made the blonde singer sweat but the recent punchout of former champion Hilary Duff indicated there's actually some skill behind Cheryl's loud mouth. Will Christina become victim #4 on the Geordie hit list? Well, let's find out!

Cheryl Cole wears a golden bodysuit and red gloves. Dark brown hair loose with blonde curls at the bottom. Christina Aguilera wears a red basque top with lacy black trim and silver gloves. Blonde hair in a flurry of curls. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the flyweight division.

Round 1:
Cole's well known for her ultra aggressive style in the early rounds where she tries to dent her opponents' confidence but Aguilera's a wiley veteran who outgunns the brunette with methodical striking up the alley and hoofs Cheryl's guard repeatedly in the opening round to connect solid leather on the pretty English face. Cole throws her share of punches but skims off the flesh far too often to make an impression and gets sunk on her knees when Aguilera riffles a gutwrenching combo in the final minute after which she bumps the brunette off to the corner and whacks her with a cross hooking drill to make the younger singer gasp for air at the bell already.

Round 2:
Chrstina powers ahead with more effective striking over the top and dissects the brunette's guard way too easily which makes the Geordie singer wince in pain but refuse to yield the real estate. Both women stick heavy leather deep into each other's guts before Cole finds that important hook on the navel and clips the blonde's rack to shake her off her stance. Aguilera wants to reach out after the face again but is caught with a blasting overhand on the nose and reels into the ropes where Cheryl jumps in with more aggressive jabs and keeps the American trapped soaking up leather from both sides that finally make the desired impression. Christina aches in pain while getting trounced in the corner and wobbles into a late uppercut on the jaw that makes Chezza scream out in delight.

Round 3:
Aguilera looks for another close range opening but struggles to match the brunette's speed and pays for it with a swollen lip when she gets caught with a flurry of punches on the minute mark that shake her off into a tight earmuff. Cole's bulldozing style of boxing allows her to stay on top and simply overwhelm the American through sheer ferocity of execution; Christina spends most of the remainder of the round in retreat but tahnkfully avoids getting trapped on the ropes however a late counter attack from the back foot only bounces off the guard and enables Chezza to spike a left/right combo on the mouth and snap the blonde's head sideways. Aguilera avoids going down by grabbing the ropes with her right arm yet she has nothing to prevent a bursting right hook that smacks her on the breasts and bends forward out of breath; the referee just hauls the English singer off before she can truly punish the embattled New Yorker any further.

Round 4:
Christina reverts into some blatant clinching to survive the Geordie charge but that's clearly not what the crowd expected to see from their favorite and even Cole has little respect for the blonde as she spikes her kidneys and tries to wrestle back to the ropes. Ugly part of the fight has the ref breaking the clinch numerous times but it's always the English girl who lands the clean punches and shuts Aguilera off in mid distance to add more wow factor to her performance. Christina looks out of ideas how to stop the bubbly brunette and endures a late beating to the midsection which makes her scream out in pain while Cole just keeps on pounding and dumps the blonde on the turnbuckle really struggling to embrace the moment.

Round 5:
Another change of tactics allows Aguilera to stick some leather into Cole's face and she repays the favor by bursting the lips into a swollen mess which FINALLY halts the English charge on the long haul. Chezza bellows out into a high earmuff but gets romped to the gut instead as Aguilera channels her veteran status and pummels the fellow singer back to the ropes where she buries her under a leather barrage that would make most of the division proud. Harpoon-like slaps punish the brunette's ribcage and even when Chezza drops her arms for a better protection she gets nailed by an uppercut combo followed by a cross hook to the brow ridge and bends over the ropes scowling in discomfort. Aguilera adds more punches late in the round and sways the otherwise impressive foe on her feet and signs off the dominant display by drilling the exposed navel and sinking Cheryl deep on her knees with visible pain all over her face. More glove shaking in the ring but it's the blonde who looks delighted with her job now.

Round 6:
Lioness coach Claudia Schiffer tells Cole there's only one thing she can do to put the blonde away and it's not rocket science by any means. Aguilera's beaming smile is WIPED OFF her face seconds into the sixth when the brunette beats her for a quick left hook and tears the skin under the eye followed by a mammoth uppercut on the chin that leaves most of the front seats in the arena gasping for air... AGUILERA'S ROCKED by that punch and bends forward with her eyes closed which puts her into a leathal trap on the spot as Chezza drills her high guard into pieces and connects repeatedly with the exposed chin.... Blonde's head snaps back & forth and the painful scowls are getting tough to handle as well but there's no stopping Cole now who blasts Christina's face into more lumps and cuts and reels the hapless blonde back to the corner where she keeps on pounding taking full advantage of the New Yorker's collapsed defence... "Turn her frickin' lights out!", coach Schiffer is getting more animated in the Lioness corner as well and Cole duly obeys to the script... she punches the defenceless blonde out to the orbit and signs off the shredding with a right hook on the nose that squashes the nostrils into a bloody mess... AGUILERA CRASHES DOWN ON THE SPOT like she's been shot and there's zero light at the end of that tunnel... KO6 Cheryl Cole in lights out fashion!!!

AFTER: If beating Hilary Duff wasn't enough to c atch the divisional attention then tonight's destruction of Christina Aguilera surely allows Cheryl Cole to enter the gatekeeper status in the foreseeable future. Several BBU crossover artists were ignored in the past but with Michelle Keegan leading the JMD brigade and now Cole looking like the second coming of Virginie Ledoyen the reality couldn't shine any brighter for the British flyweights.

Chezza shows little sympathy to the fallen blonde and plants her foot on Aguilera's hip before raising her arms in the air but once she grabs the announcer's mic she's all about going to the Asylum next: "Yeah, that's right! I'm tired of hearing Tess Valmore's excuses. My old X Factor buddy Nicole Scherzinger made some phone calls this month and things are looking really good! I don't care about the money. Old Wiz and his crew can keep it all to themselves! What I want is to smoke Kat Graham's hot streak into history! I'm not Janel Parrish, you know? I'm twice as brave and punch three times harder than her. The Lyberian Lynx is good enough to beat the Pretty Little Punchers' second string performer but she's not good enough to beat a real Geordie lioness like ME! Mark my words, everyone! You haven't heard the last of Cheryl Cole yet!"

Final result: Cheryl Cole def. Christina Aguilera KO6.