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8 January 2016 Intro JMD(D) Queendom PPV

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Posted by Los Ingobernales on January 8, 2016, 4:12 am

 

Live on PPV and the WWE Network, welcome to the JMD(D) Queendom! We promise an exciting night for all involved! But first, a few words from our MC for the evening... 


"Hey there everybody - it's Kate the Great here! Her Royal Curviness, the Marvel from Michigan, two-time Sports Illustrated cover model, the one and only Kate Upton - your reigning JMDD Champion!" as Kate beams, her infamous smile flashing to the crowd as she reaches underneath the diamond-encrusted brassiere to cup her cleavage and show off her assets. Kate grins, licking her lips as she saunters around the stage for a few moments as the assembled crowd cheers, whistles and claps in approval.


Kate then stops as she places one hand on her hips and bring the microphone back up to her lips, "Now, when Los Ingobernales announced they were putting together an event to kick off 2016 after one of the best years, in my opinion, in the proud history of the FCBA, to promote JMD and JMDD, who else could they turn to in order to host it besides the champ?" Kate giggles and sticks out her tongue, "It's not like they have anybody more qualified on their roster, right?"

Kate winks, "But, seriously, this is going to be an AMAZING event showcasing some of the best up and coming talent in the world of JMD and JMDD. Who know when Jugs of Mass Destruction started back between Michelle Williams and Jessica Simpson that it would become all of this?" as Kate spreads her arms wide, "Not only has it provided endless entertainment over the years, but now it's brought about the birth of JMDD for us bigger girls - in more ways than one..." as Kate laughs, "Now, it's grown - naturally of course - and getting its own JMD(D) Queendom Event to kick off the year, getting things off to a pretty huge start, with some of the following AWESOME match-ups.


"With such a mind-blowing line-up of matches, it's totally worth watching, even if I'm not participating tonight! We do have to extend a huge thanks to Los Ingobernales for sponsoring this event, to stables such as the Lioness Club of America, Foxfire Boxing, Alpha Boxing Club, the Fighting Academy, Mirage Boxing for taking part and for British Boxing Unlimited (BBU) for allowing their fighters to take part in such a fun and exciting event! As always seems to be the case with these events, it's really a team effort and tonight was definitely no different! To everybody who helped make this possible, you know who you are and you have our thanks. Now, it's time to get this event started and this one is for all of the fans of JMD & JMDD out there! And if you don't like it, we don't care - we'll just shake it off!" as Taylor Swift's number one hit blares over the loudspeakers and Kate Upton starts dancing on the stage. It's an infectious song and before long, people are dancing their way to their seats as Kate Upton prepares to host the first JMD(D) Queendom Event. If it's as popular as it appears, it won't be the last either as Kate Upton declares, hands raised up high and her world-famous jugs looking like they're ready to burst out of her top, "Let's get this party started!!"

 

And with that, the time for the first JMD(D) Queendom event is now...!

 

 

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