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8 January 2016 Karolina Kurkova vs Samantha Hoopes

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Karolina Kurkova (FCBA 1-1, 1 KO; BBU 11-8, 8 KO; AWUBA 1-0, 1 KO) vs Samantha Hoopes (FCBA 0-1)
(Lioness Club vs Unmanaged)
Results: Lookout! Boxing / Story: Vassago (Lioness Club Of America)

Both these models have experienced the full wrath of one Kate Upton in recent months but while Karolina Kurkova remains a BBU veteran whose crossover move across the Atlantic was regarded as a natural career decision then Samantha Hoopes enters the ring for only the second time ever and her boxing quality is still a great unknown. Because losing to Kate Upton on your debut gives no real indication of strength and most pundits agree that Kurkova should provide a better test to verify Hoopes' JMDD Title opportunity.

"It seems like Apollo Creed chose Rocky Balboa again but since we're not in Hollywood, Creed simply roasted the unheralded prospect", Lioness Club coach Claudia Schiffer sums up Samantha's debut experience but there are no betting favorites in this fight and Kurkova's BBU background is widely disregarded because JMDD escapes all the regular competition rules. Even the Czech model's maiden FCBA win over Candice Swanepoel counts for very little since Hoopes' cleavage would make most Victoria's Secret alumni seethe in jealousy.

Karolina Kurkova wears a navy blue bikini with leopard print trim and white gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a sleek ponytail. Samantha Hoopes wears a white bandeau bikini with red trim and red gloves. Blonde hair tied in a loose bun at the back of her head. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the lightweight division.

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Round 1:
Easy pickings for the Czech model who shows superior agility across the boards to bury her opponent with a line drive jabbing and escape the somewhat tamed response in the process. Hoopes might have the bigger punch according to some RACK! Magazine insiders but Kurkova's plan has it covered early and allows the Czech to thump more jabs up the middle and just stagger Sam into a one-punch waiting game. That's a questionable decision at best and although Hoopes apparently shakes off the repeated jug slaps in the blink of an eye, you wouldn't want to give your opponent any more confidence than necessary. And Kurkova thrives on the uptempo approach while avoiding any significant response for the remainder of the round.

Round 2:
Sam gets tired of the Czech thumping & rolling her in mid range and leaps with a sudden burst of aggression to stick her mitts right into Kurkova's cleavage which immediately stuffs her progress and it's safe to say the Lioness crew didn't see that coming. Hoopes still looks a bit slow in execution but the raw power enables her to outwork her opponent in close range and muscle her back towards the ropes. Karolina tries to spike the ribcage in furious fashion but succumbs to jug-to-jug pressing and sinks butt-in-ropes while Hoopes pierces her liver area with powerful jabs and makes her groan in discomfort. Lengthy scuffle along the ropes results in Sam wrestling her foe against the turnbuckle and shades of welterweight ambitions make the American looks really good while being more aggressive of the two. Not every girl can afford herself to wait for that haymaker punch especially in your second FCBA fight ever.

Round 3:
More of the same in the third, although Kurkova anticipates the Hoopes power rush she still prefers to dig some into her tits and gets outmuscled plain and simple. While she makes the American gurgle in anger when she smacks the ribcage in hectic fashion, she loses the jug-to-jug bump off battle and allows Sam to smoke her on the solar plexus with a piercing drive. She wobbles back to the ropes and has Hoopes throwing uppercuts on target, but a quick stumble prevents the escape, and Sam takes it over from there bursting the navy blue bikini top and sagging the Czech model on soft knees with eyes closed. Taking Kate Upton eight rounds on the LCA vs Lookout! Boxing stable war seems so far away now and Hoopes leaves the BBU veteran staggered in the corner after more uppercuts punish the proud Czech assets.

Round 4:
Karolina reverts into the dominant duck & weave tactics to prevent another Hoopes close range approach. However, the American shows more pace than before and is keen to resume the chest muggin' which allowed her to sweep the previous two rounds. She becomes so focused on Kurkova's beaming rack that she swings a little too carelessly at times and while the Czech refuses to strike first, she finally rips a quick overhand when Sam stumbled too far forward while only grazing the rack... and Hoopes whacked her on the nose bursting into spasms thereafter which enables Karolina to close her down and bury of jabbing series on the jugs again. Sam wobbles on her heels and when she tries to dump Kurkova with a hooking route on her own, she eats a belting hook on the liver area and slumps against the Czech model's chin to endure a midriff pounding in the final minute that simply stuffs her back towards the corner and leaves gasping for air at the bell.

Round 5:
Sam's back to chasing shadows in mid-distance as she lacks the speed necessary to thwart Karolina's recovery. The sheer amount of punches crashing into her jugs outscores the power supply, and Hoopes suddenly looks all that inexperienced cutting thin air in desperate pursuit. Kurkova settles nicely and loops a couple of hooks upstairs just to stun the American and make her look at the ref seeking answers but just as she takes her eyes off the older blonde, she gets pounded up the middle again and sinks on her heels struggling to embrace the Czech concept again. She reels onto the ropes and eats a nasty uppercut on the jaw that skimmed right off her rack to hurt her even further but has no response to Kurkova blasting her midriff apart and just beating the ribcage raw... Hoopes begins to scowl in pain as she's well and truly trapped yet she seeks a clinching escape rather than a classic trade-off and pays the price when Karolina wrenches her on the solar plexus and adds a quick hook on the slumping chin just for personal pleasure... HOOPES GOES DOWN... the bigger puncher of the two simply couldn't hold on anymore and she's desperately out of breath while the count reaches eight and leaves her leaning against the turnbuckle... the clock expires moments later and saves Sam from a looming disaster but Kurkova & LCA coach Claudia Schiffer still high-five each other after that very impressive round from the 31-year-old.

Round 6:
Hoopes really begins to feel the heat now and even loses the close-range slugging when Kurkova pierces her breadbasket from the onset and hoofs the high guard aside moments later to send the jugs onto their merry way. Thundering uppercuts punish a gassing out American all the way until the minute mark when Sam sags on her knees in the corner and just tries to protect her assets from a complete destruction... TO NO AVAIL... Karolina bursts through the cumbersome defense and shoves those jugs right into Samantha's face making her scream and the ref looking on very nervously... The floodgates have opened... Karolina ravages the bandeau top and she gets so pumped up in the wrecking job, she even catches the American's chin a couple of times which shuts her eyes and drops the arms numb early in the final minute... Hoopes is all but out on her feet gasping for air and barely holding the tears back... AND KURKOVA SCYTHES HER DOWN with another left/right combo up the middle... even RACK! Magazine lost count of all these punches in the last two rounds... BUT HOOPES IS DOWN ON HER FACE with eyes closed and unable to beat the count!!! KO6 Karolina Kurkova!!!

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The American simply got mauled into a pile of hot JMDD mess and despite plenty of early promise she just couldn't land that big punch quick enough to prevent any sort of Kurkova recovery. This was a hard-fought win for the Czech model though and if only Sam had more fights under her belt, then she could have well and truly send Karolina packing with one aching set of jugs.

Hoopes can't even rise to hear the verdict being announced but coach Schiffer as well as Jessica Lowndes and Shenae Grimes - both who made their way to the ring from the VIP suites - make sure she stays horizontal on the boards and drag her to center of the ring thereafter to ensure Kurkova doesn't miss out on all the winner's endorsements. "I feel sorry for the kid!", the proud Czech says, "She wanted to beat my jugs sooo badly but failed. You can't buy yourself a shot at Kate Upton just like that and I still don't know what Kate was doing there? Nevermind that! Poor kid is out cold here and I can't even smother her senseless. Might as well carry her off straight back to hospital but I know she''' be back. They always do! For now, just call me the Queen, though! (laughs)".

The cameras fade back just as Karolina places her left foot on Sam's otherwise impressive rack while Lowndes & Grimes flank her both sides, showing off their dominance as well as sending a message to Lacey Chabert...