Lindsay Lohan (FCBA 46-29-1, 39 KO; BBU 0-1; Other 0-2) vs Kylie Jenner (FCBA Debut)
(29yo, 5'5, 109#, 34D-24-34) vs (18yo, 5'6”, 130# 34C-26-36)
(Ginny's Academy vs Unmanaged)
Results: Lookout! Boxing / Story: simgrrl (Ginny's Academy)


Tess Valmore getting a standing ovation from fans ringside as, blushing, she takes her seat at the media table accompanied by what looks like....yes, it's a liter bottle of Jameson's! Tess, fulfilling one of her “cell phone hacked” New Year's resolutions... “I will watch a JMD bout in 2016.” Tess clearly not happy to be here, but probably figures it's better to get it out of the way and be done with it. The good news is, this is young Kylie Jenner's “maiden JMD” bout. It's certain that's something Tess will never see again, for obvious reasons!

Lindsay Lohan coming off a sixty-day suspension for a failed drug test for “JED” (i.e., jugg enhancing drugs). Not sure what that means, and almost certain we don't want to know! Kylie, on the other hand, has been certified “drug-free” by both TMZ and her Kardashian family doctor, so she's “good to go.”

“I can't think of any skank ho' I'd rather flatten than Lohan,” Kylie huffs indignantly at her one, and only, press conference. “She's a stain on the honorable sport of boob pancaking and I, for one, can't wait to hammer those jubblies down like driving a nail into a flat board.”

Lohan, uncharacteristically, taking the high road. “I think it's wonderful that Kim, Khloe and whatever the other #####'s name is, finally got herself a paying job instead of leeching off the family name. I want all my fans to be sure that I've been clean and sober for....”

Li-Lo looks to her assistant and asks, “What time is it?”

Told it's 3:47, she pauses, and queries, “Wednesday?”

Told it's actually Friday, Lindsay, ever the stickler for accuracy, wants to know, “AM or PM?” It's established it's PM and the little redhead's face brightens with a smug smile.

“...two days and three hours,” Lindsay finishes. Then turns and angrily stalks off the stage, muttering to one of her 'hand holders', “Tell Carlos to meet me in my room and bring the, 'you know what'!”
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Lohan in a soft, blue, terry string bikini, little tiny triangular patches of soft, nubby, cloth held together by thin little cotton strings knotted at her narrow hips and between her bulbous bulging, boobs. She's barefoot, and her eyes have the glazed, far-away, look of a woman already envisioning the things she'll want to do to indoctrinate young Kylie into the 'big girl' world of JMD. 

Kylie Jenner, accompanied to the ring by big sisters Kendall, Khloe, Kourtney and Kim along with the 'head honcho' of Klan Kardashian, Momma Kris Jenner. The herd of beefy Kardashian's looks like something John Wayne should be driving to market in “Chisum” or “The Cowboys.” But, alas, The Duke's not here to ride herd on these fillies!

Kylie, in a tight, rainbow printed, 'Design by Kardashian' swimwear outfit, stops short of the ring. Glaring at an usher, the imperious teenager points theatrically to a section of ringside seats and demands her family be seated there. Told the seats are taken, the spoiled little girl turns to Momma Kris and snaps imperiously, “Well, do something, dammit, you're the producer!”

Momma Kris looks at Kendall and Khloe, nods in the direction of the seats they want. That's when the Klan Kardashian gets out of hand. First, confronting - then getting physical with several of Lohan's “Academy” classmates: Liz Olsen, Jen Lawrence, and most notably, Oscar-winning actress and FCBA Hall-of-Shame fighter, Ms. Charlize Theron herself! Everything goes horribly wrong in a heartbeat! Fists fly, hair is pulled and clothing is “rent asunder” (i.e., torn or removed violently).

Security arrives in time to pull big, tough, heavyweights Khloe and Kim off of Theron...who's last seen escaping up the aisle toward the dressing rooms, clutching the remains of her shredded, beaded, floor length formal gown to her heaving, perky, bosom. Jen Lawrence is only slightly better off, with a bloody nose (courtesy of Kourtney who slugged her while Kendall was holding her) and a fat lip (bless you, big ol' meanie, Momma Kris!) JLaw left sitting on her butt against the side of the ring, wondering what hit her after Kris dumped her on her butt. (Seriously, Kris - why don't you pick on someone your own age?)

Once everything gets straightened out, the Kardashian's take the seats in Kylie's corner. Lawrence heads for a seat on the far side of the ring...about as far from the “battling Kardashians” and Lindsay Lohan's family as she can get! Charlize doesn't return - apparently suddenly remembering a script conference she “just had to get to” and left the building in a sheet. (Note the spelling! That's sheet from a bed, not the bodily function!)

Elizabeth Olsen never left her seat for the whole thing; remaining totally oblivious to everything going on around her. She remained seated, busily texting her agent whining, “Why can't I get into this JMD stuff? They're all having so much fun, even that witch Tess Valmore is grinning!”

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Round 1: Lohan slow getting back into the swing of things and being jumped right off the bell doesn't help any! Recently rehabbing redhead takes a lathering for the first two minutes of the round as sturdy hard body Kylie shows everyone just how much she learned in the family catfights and from her sparring partners, juggilicious big sister Kim, and slick and stylish lithe wraith Kourtney. LiLo, who little more than two months ago was the JMD champion, getting her “one time top taa-taa's” handed to her by the slippery youngster who's looking far from intimidated by her first FCBA action on the “big stage.”
Lohan constantly getting wrong-footed, beaten to the punch and rocked by hard right hands to the head that Kylie uses to set up uppercuts to the juggs with either hand. From what Tess Valmore is seeing with her own eyes, she'll be hard-pressed to come to any conclusion other than it's Lohan looking like a wide-eyed rookie and Kylie Jenner the gimlet-eyed veteran taking advantage. Lohan's eyes tearing in the first two minutes of her return to action - it's certainly not the kind of “warm welcome” her JMD's were expecting either, that's for sure!
Not until the final minute does Lohan show any signs of the “juggernaut” who laid waste to a field of JMD-worthy competition in claiming the 'jewel encrusted brassiere emblematic of jugg supremacy” just some months before. Final minute sees LiLo coming on, landing several hard left hooks over Kylie's right hand as she drops it after throwing it. Still, at the bell, it's a jubilant Kardashian clan on their feet cheering their 'little girl' as she returns to her stool; while across the ring, the Lohan's sit glum and morose as LiLo carefully eases herself down so as not to jostle her juggs any more than necessary. Huge, fast starting first round sees Kylie Jenner romp, wide!

Round 2: Lohan continues the improvement she showed in the closing minute of the first, getting off to a much better start in the second round. LiLo moving more fluidly, able to turn the eighteen-year-old as she lopes left behind a sharper jab than in the early going. Jenner keeping her right up better after feeling the sting in LiLo's left, continuing to harry and harass Lohan's hooters with a short, quick, left hook and you can see from Lindsay's face she's not liking it one bit! Lohan sitting down on the right hand, stinging the kid with jarring impacts, snapping Kylie's head back.
Jenner trying to adjust, doing more in-out, trying to circle anti-clockwise at times, anything to confuse or bamboozle Lohan and keep her from settling into a routine, not letting her get comfortable. Jenner taking her JMD responsibilities seriously, using the jab to set up rights to LiLo's Ladies, feinting a big right only to hook up under Lind's right side orb as she leans away. Good stuff from the tyro, showing some of that Kardashian Family training as one can imagine Kylie and little Kourt having to battle for attention in that household every step of the way!
Late, Lohan with veteran's presence, looking to leave the judges with a mental image they can use to justify their giving her the round, up-tempos; throwing several combinations; at one point doing the Ali (Lohan) Shuffle, and Jenner biting too soon on it, getting lit up with an uppercut/right cross combo that has her butt shimmying prettily as Lohan chests up to drive her to the ropes for a last-second lat lashing as Lilo wins on points (close)

Round 3: Lohan continues to improve her game in her third round back, but young Jenner's picking up the nuances in actual “live fire combat” that you never get in simple sparring and she's upped her game as well. (There's nothing like a 'mean girl' punching your puppies to get you to pay attention and recall the theory someone talked about in 'class' when you were checking out the cute guy in the next row!) LiLo rattling Kylie's cage again with the left hook, the kid's still dropping her right! Follow-on right hand has Kylie backing up to the ropes where she clinches.
Kid wrestles Lohan around, using her bulk to bully LiLo around, reversing, then drives her backward onto the turnbuckles. Jenner putting her weight on Lohan, bogging her down as she does some fine inside body work with either hand. Lohan's face flushed, not happy about her situation as Jenner is gettin' into Lindsay's jubblies regularly now!! Lohan now the one clinching, trying to wrap up Kylie's hands, it's not....DOWN GOES LOHAN! Inside uppercut splits Lohan's JMD's and catches all of her chin.

Lindsay just dribbles down Kylie's belly to puddle at her feet, arms wrapped around Jenner's knees. Kylie squirming and high-stepping out of Lohan's grasp, referee helping unclasp Lindsay's gloves, gives Jenner a little “get along” slap on the butt to speed her to the far corner. Lohan on one knee, then upright, left hand on the top rope at “NINE”. After a perfunctory eyeballing, the ref's good to go and waves Jenner in. Kylie overly excited, unable to get a clean shot as she's rushing her punches, Lohan doing a good job of keeping her head out of the line of fire, tying her girl up when she can, runs once when she can't clinch. All in all, a very good round for Jenner who stops Lohan's comeback in its tracks with the late dropping of LiLo.

Round 4: Jenner's corner, (Kris, Kim, Khloe) dispensing advice like free condoms at a hooker convention, but apparently some of what they're saying sinks in, because when she comes out she's back on track, getting the upper hand on an obviously rattled Lohan. LiLo thinking “it's not supposed to be like this” as maiden Kylie Jenner boxes, dances, runs and punches rings around the not-that-long-ago JMD titleholder for most of the round. Kylie showing more patience; taking her time, using one hand to set up the other. Showing some veteran moves with two and three punch combinations. Especially effective is the old “bread 'n' butter”, the left hook/right cross, which scores three or four times for her this round. Lohan getting bullied, something we're not used to seeing - 'specially from some kid in her first JMD bout!
Jenner pretty much running the table on Lindsay, getting up on top of the little redheaded-blonde highlights (or she blonde-red highlights?) Whatever! Lohan's fur shur not experiencing a smooth transition from “suspended” to “JMD title contender” and this round will be the exhibit A at the “should she take JED's or not take JED's?” debate - coming soon to an FOX News cable channel near you!
Last minute of the round sees young, inexperienced, Kylie Jenner put the leather to Lohan as she “stacks and jacks” the former champion in her own corner and helps herself to some of LiLo's luscious overflowing cups just brimming with jugg! Kylie wins round on points (wide)

Round 5: If anyone doubts the recent “shakeup” at Kamp KruZherZ (er, correction, at the “Academy”...why do we think “KruZherZ” every time some fighter there goes off the rails?) Whatev.... Miss Ginny herself heaves her big lard azz out of her seat and drags it to the Academy corner to “consult” with Lohan. Using props (looks like a copy of Lohan's contract from here) she's berating her fighter in the manner previously adopted by Jones, Stone, Ragozina, and Grier...long ago icons of the stable's lineage, now pretty much forgotten and resigned to the dustbin of history. The point made, Miss Ginny returns to her seat where she's greeted warmly by the beer and hot dog vendors!
Kylie Jenner ignoring the Sturm und Drang in the corner across the ring, bounces out to pick up right where she left off last round in her fistic assault on “the mountains of Lohan” just getting all up in LiLo's “bidness” like she had the previous round. Lohan driven back on her heels, struggling to clinch with the heavier woman. Both women land “stray” elbows during the infighting (each would claim postfight “she started it” although video is unable to show clearly which one went first, there's no doubt that each landed “at least two elbows” during the thirty-second series of exchanges!
DOWN GOES JENNER! Just like that, Lohan goes low, doubling Kylie up, then brings her “A number 1” right uppercut “down Broadstreet.” Big head whip Jenner, girls knees buckle, arms flailing wildly as she topples over backward and lands HARD on her back, her head bouncing on the mat. Lohan stands over Jenner for a moment, glaring down at her tormentor, then blows on her “hot gloves” and saunters (strolls?) to a neutral corner while young Kylie pushes herself up on her elbows and looks around, blinking; stunned and disoriented. Finally picking up the count, Jenner rolls over and gets to all fours, her tight backside pointed toward Lohan who - judging by her facial expression - is struggling with demons urging her to, “run over and kick it!” But LiLo remains cool and the opportunity goes a-glimmering.
Lohan quick to spring into action when the referee gives her the go-ahead, rampaging into Jenner and chest-bumping her backward, almost knocking her onto her butt once more, pushing and shoving her into the corner right above the “prime” seats where Kris and the Klan are sitting, nervously biting knuckles or screaming (Kendall) ”Hit the cxnt in the cxnt!” Kylie unwilling, or unable, to stoop to her big sis's low road advice, instead clinches. The two girls twist, turn, roll and rock along the ropes, each digging into the others sides with whichever hand is free at the moment.
Late, Lohan gets some separation and puts on a clinic of how to handle adversity; dancing nimbly behind the jab, whistling right hands in over Jenner's pawing left hand to ring the brunette up time and again. Jenner stumbling forward, not risking a backward step in her condition, throwing wild, uncoordinated, punches, that nevertheless force Lohan to spend at least a little time on defense. At the bell, Academy faithful rise to give Lohan a standing ovation as she wins her second round of the night.

Round 6: Jenner's hurt and her body language show it. She's also looking discouraged after her first ever knockdown. Plus the throbbing in cleavage isn't getting any less! Lohan's starting to fight like a typical bully; hurt the kid, pile on more hurt; keep hurting her 'til the kid realizes she's over her head and quits in tears. At least, that's Lohan's plan - and her hope; because Jenner's shown she's not going to go easily and is capable of putting the leather to Lohan's juggs at the drop of a guard!
Lohan looking more like her old, confident, self after dropping Jenner on her Kard-ass-ian last round. Now all LiLo has to do is not screw up and put the kid away! Off to a good start, Lohan lands two crisp, solid, right hands in the opening minute. The first makes Kylie drop her hands momentarily, but the second is the one that does the damage. Big right flattens Kylie's nose, buckles her knees and sends her reeling back onto the ropes. Lohan moving quickly, closes in to wedge her knee between the rookie's legs, then bashes and bludgeons away to the body. Jenner unable to escape, can't fight her way off the ropes and is forced to endure a minute, or more, of wicked body abuse. Naturally, Lohan doesn't forget Jenner's juggs. Once she has the girl hurt and desperately trying to cover up to protect her head, Lindsay tee's off on those sweet young, newly JMD qualified juggs; twisting into hammer hard shots with either fist; slamming the right into Kylie's left jugg; then her left crushes Kylie's right boob.
Poor Jenner's weeping, struggling to try to clinch, but all she does is expose her juggs to more of Lohan's brutally effective inside uppercuts. By the bell, Jenner's shattered and when the referee finally pulls Lohan off, the young brunette wanders in a tear-blurred daze around looking for her corner while LiLo sits on her stool chortling and laughing with sister Ali at the sad spectacle. Lindsay Lohan wins round - easily - on points (wide)

Round 7: Lohan's feeling it! LiLo bounces out looking all full of herself, boring straight into Kylie who flinches at the first punch - a left hook (miss) - then cringes visibly as the next two (right uppercut under her 'ledge', left hook (pancake!) both connect flush on her JMD's! Young Jenner reeling back red-faced, hands up, palms out in the traditional 'don't hurt me' posture. Lohan grinning like a Cheshire as she thunders forward behind a flurry of criss-cross punching; Jenner never getting a chance to set her feet or erect her defenses as Lohan just blows right thru her attempts to barricade the doors! Hard to watch for many at ringside; several of the Kardashian girls seen squirming uncomfortably in their seats as the little sister is getting her bra handed to her (only figuratively...so far).
Mother Kris Jenner frowning, glaring gimlet-eyed, not about to let baby girl's corner throw in the towel. Kardashian's do not quit! Kim edging forward, body language says “let me at her” as Lohan starts to showboat, windmilling her arms; doing the Ali (Lohan) shuffle; pretty much taunting and making fun of the overmatched Kylie now that she has her on the run. It's getting ugly in there!
DOWN GOES JENNER! DOWN GOES JENNER!! Uppercut rocks Kylie, knees buckling, then firming as she grabs LiLo's shoulders. But that just exposes her body and Lindsay rips into that bikini top with both fists. CHUP! CHUP! CHUP! Kylie can't take it anymore can just crumples at Lohan's feet, sitting down and rocking back and forth cradling her belabored bosom in her arms as tears roll down her ruddy cheeks. Referee pushes Lohan away and starts to count over the weepy teenager.
(At ringside, Tess Valmore chugs the last of her Irish Whiskey, muttering something about making a huge mistake and shaking her head at the disgusting spectacle playing out before her very eyes...or in Tess's case, her very, very, very, gorgeous, eyes!)
Jenner and Kardashian's ringside screaming at their sibling, ”GET UP DAMMIT! JENNER'S DO NOT QUIT ON OUR KNEES!” Embarrassed Kylie obeys and struggles to one knee, then achingly gets upright, panting and aching, she raises her gloves and almost shoves the referee away when he asks if she's alright. She just nods and heads toward Lohan who is leaning on the ropes smirking and enjoying the familial drama playing out across the ring.
Lohan waits until Kylie is within range, then pushes off the ropes with her butt and rips angrily into the barely minimal defenses of the Jenner kid. Left, right, left hook and down she goes. Left hook to the face knocks Jenner over onto her back where she sprawls with her knees raised, her right arm over her face as Lohan steps over her, pausing to say something to her before retreating to the far corner again. The referee starts the count and, once again chivvied by her family, Jenner bravely struggles to rise. She again beats the count, barely, but this time, the referee doesn't ask her anything, just waves off the fight; saving Miss Jenner's juggs for a future contest. Winner Lindsay Lohan via TKO7.


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The announcer's voice comes over the PA system: ”Come on everybody, let's hear it for Lindsay Lohan and her Juggs of Mass Destruction! Take it away LiiiiiiiiiiiLow!”
Kim Basinger already has LiLo's gloves off and sister Ali joins her as Linds stomps across the ring to take some of what's hers by “rights of conquest.”Lohan reaches down and combs her fingers thru Kylie's sweat-slick hair, closes her fists and sloooooowly pulls the teen up to her feet. Leaning in, Lindsay runs her tongue slowly over Kylie's cheeks, tasting her tears, then turns to Ali and purrs, “Tastes like a loser to me, Mom.”

Lohan grabs Kylie's top between the cups and pulls her down the ropes to the next corner, farther away from the nervous Kardashian's, then slams her butt against the turnbuckles and with her hands on her shoulders, pushes Kylie down until her butt is resting on the middle turnbuckle with her face at same height as LiLo's JMD's. Then Lindsay slowly reaches around Kylie's head and pulls her face forward into the cleavage, wrapping her arms around her head and holding her fast. At first, Kylie's arms hang limp, but as her air runs out, she raises her arms and starts to slap Lindsay's back...slowly at first, but when Lohan doesn't release her, even long enough to get a brief gulp of air, her slapping comes faster and faster.

When her struggling slows, Kylie resorts to punching Lindsay in the ribs, then she gives her a couple to the kidneys, desperate to break the smothering hold. But when she rakes her claws down Lohan's back, the little reddish blonde demon goes ballistic! Lohan lets out a screech like she's been stabbed, rears back and as Kylie opens her mouth to gulp air, Lindsay hauls off and slugs her on the side of the jaw! Jenner slides off the turnbuckle and drops on her butt at Lindsay's feet, her long legs stretched out between Lindsay's spread feet.

Angrily, Lindsay Lohan raises her right foot and screams, “I'll teach you to scratch me, you cheap little ####!” and just as she STOMPS down on Kylie's crotch, Kylie's mom Kris screams, ”NO...” but it comes too late to save her little girl from a painful, humiliating, foot in the hoo-ha!

”YOU b###h!” someone of the Kardashian's screams as the family comes out of their seats in unison to charge the ring! Little five foot nothing Kourtney is nearly trampled in the stampede, being brushed aside by big sisters Khloe and Kendall who are the first up the steps onto the ring apron. Kim hesitates because her tight skirt makes climbing the metal steps difficult. When Kim gets to the apron, Khloe and Kendall are already throwing punches. Ali Lohan (5'8”, 121#, 22yo) is squared off with big Khloe (5'10”, 160#, 31yo) in a mismatch while Kim Basinger (5'8”, 118#, 63yo) has her hands full with Kendall (5'10”, 120#, 20yo) 40 or so years her junior!

Kris Jenner (5'6”, 138#, 58yo) arrives just after Lindsay gives Kylie a second kick, this one to her JMD's, then turns to deal with whoever is next - it's Kim (5'3”, 140#, 35yo). Lindsay gets a couple of shots to Kim's heavyweight hooters before she's run over by the brunette fireplug.

The Kardashian Klan is giving the Lohan's and Basinger 'what for' as all of them have assumed a mount and are winging fists down on the embattled Lohan sisters and their trainer. Finally, petite little Kourtney (5'0”, 112#, 36yo) arrives on the scene and goes to help Kylie up. Kylie is holding her groin with one hand and the ropes with the other, but when she sees Lindsay and Kim rolling around, Kim pulling LiLo's hair and Lindsay punching Kim's huge taa-taa's, Kylie runs to hair-haul LiLo off her step-sister, then starts trying to knock Lohan's juggs off while Kim holds LiLo's arms!

Kim and LiLo are going at it tooth and nail after Lindsay kicked Kylie in a bad place to let her escape from Kim's not-so-loving embrace. Kourtney jumps on LiLo's back, arms wrapped around her throat in either a rear naked choke or a sleeper hold. Kim takes advantage to pull down Lindsay's top and attack her JMD's with her long nails! With Lindsay screaming bloody murder, Liz Olsen shows up to help even the odds, pulling Kourtney off of Lindsay and tossing her aside, then kicking Kim in her big, can't miss target, ass! Kim spins around just in time for Olsen to deck her with a sweet right hand to the chops!

Ali Lohan is down and out thanks to Khloe who is now pulling Kendall off Basinger so they can double team her. They put her down, hard, then turn her over to Kris who is trying to reassemble her blouse and would like nothing more than to teach the blonde a lesson 'bout messin' with the Kardashian kids!

Kim K and Liz Olsen are trading punches with both hands in the best contest of the night, while Khloe and Kendall are cleaning up, stacking Basinger's unconscious body on top of Ali's before they go to after Ginny who comes huffing and puffing to the ring. They treat her to a sound beat-down and toss to Kris Jenner who completes the job with a right cross to the jaw, then drags Ginny over by one ankle to Khloe and Kendall who add her to the pile.

Now it's down to Lindsay and Olsen, from the Academy, facing Kim, Kourtney, Kendall, Kylie and a still smoldering Kris! Khloe grabs Olsen from behind, lifts her up and over backward, slamming her head and shoulders down on the mat. While Khloe tries to shake off the impact, Kendall and Kris scoop up Olsen and toss her on the pile “with the rest of the garbage.”

Lindsay sees she's surrounded and like any good soldier knows when they've got you surrounded, retreat. Sadly, she only gets one leg thru the ropes before she's grabbed, dragged back in and pummeled by all six of the Jenner-Kardashian gang. In seconds, her unconscious body is added to the refuse pile and the six Kardashian Klan members surround the pile of pulchritude and “figuratively” kick dirt on their corpses while the security guards watch from the arena floor laughing.

As the Lohan's and the Academy are in no shape for a postfight press conference, it's left to Kris Jenner to sum it up best. “We came, we saw, we kicked their asses! Nobody disrespects my family like that, not ever!”

In the days that followed, more fuel was thrown on the already flaming “feud” between Lindsay Lohan and Jennifer Lawrence, when Lindsay's mom, Dina Lohan, has strong words to say about Lawrence. She pointed out that Lawrence was conspicuously absent from the brawl although Lindsay's trainer, her manager, and another Academy diva, Liz Olsen, all ran to help. “It's disappointing Lawrence didn't have Lind's back like that other girl, Olsen. It was just surprising, is all I'm saying. My family sticks together!"

Of the Academy members involved, only Liz Olsen was willing to speak on the record. She told TMZ, “I think what those Classless-dashians did was really low. I'd love to take them all on...one at a time... but I think their mother's too old and a couple of them are too big, but Kim's got those big ol' JMD's of hers that felt pretty soft 'n' squishy when I hit 'em a few times. I'd kick Lil' ol' Kourtney's kaboose in a heartbeat and Kylie, well she looked pretty good for a couple of rounds with Linds. I'd give her a dance too if she's of a mind.”

Lawrence's representative would only say, “She was at the concession stand and missed all the excitement. I'm sure she'd have loved to be there and play with the other kids.”

Tess Valmore would only say, “I'll say whatever I have to say about that fiasco in my column. And I won't be attending any more JMD bouts the rest of the year. I'd rather go to a monster truck rally or a hillbilly carnival to watch the greased pig wrestling. Come to think about it... watching Miss Ginny and the Kardashian's.... ah, well, never mind!”