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29 January 2016 Tigress Uppercut JMDD Rankings

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Posted by Tigress Uppercut Magazine on January 29, 2016, 7:30 pm

Hello, FCBA fans! I hope you all have had a relaxing 3 weeks since our last update! If you haven't quite seen yet, we at Tigress Uppercut Magazine made an announcement about reworking our rankings. So, if there are any big and unexplainable changes, no fear: it's probably just the ranking system sorting itself out.

With that, let's start the show!

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CHAMPION: Kate Upton Still going strong! Now 4 in title defenses, she shows no sign of stopping! We are proud of her strength and current reign, especially of the great fight that she and Stephanie just had! Can anyone at all jugg-out the Billion Dollar Breasts?

#1 (TIE):

Hayley Atwell Probably the more legit person in this tie, so she gets the topper spot. First, veteran and former champion Kelly Brook, and now the newcomer Natalie Eva Marie. She can certainly contend for the title, but maybe a few warmups are in order? Maybe even against...

Michelle Marsh Only one win for her! But, against Catherine Bell? Michelle might have a good future here with that win, but she needs to prove herself against other women first!

#3: Charlotte McKinney What a month January was for her! First she puts away the veteran Jeri Ryan, then former contender Claire Sinclair? And picking up management from the hot new group Los Ingobernales in the meantime? Yes, her only loss is to the champion, and she has a streak of two wins running, but she has three total fights. Might not be her time yet to run to dethrone Her Royal Curviness!

#4: Stephanie McMahon Despite her loss to the champion, and utter (though we have a feeling some would say udder) humiliation afterwards, Stephanie is still no one to take lightly! She has clear KO power, and her healed juggs are nothing to sleep on - well, they are exactly to sleep on - you know what we mean! :D

#5: Torrie Wilson It was only a matter of time on this comeback tour until Torrie picked up a win, and a win over Marisa Miller is still big! Especially in JMDD! Like Trish before her, this woman still got it!

#6 (TIE):

Blake Lively Certainly a valiant effort by her against the JMDD Champion in December, but her luck sadly ran out at the last second. Some might call it brave. She can still fight here if she thinks she's up to the challenge!

Karolina Kurkova Dominant win over a former contender in Hoopes, and a bit bustier than Lively! We'd love to see her regularly here!

#8: Sophie Howard Like Marsh before her, she beat Catherine Bell - albeit later, which is why she's ranked lower. Again, if she can handle the flights, we'll see how she does against Americans!

#9: Samantha Hoopes A rough and tumble time for the Sports Illustrated model. Two losses in a row to talented women but a win over Lucy Pinder puts her right on track! Excited to see who she faces next - and if management is in her future?

#10: Catherine Bell A strong debut in JMDD against Nicola McLean 15 months ago, and then two losses to foreigners seeking revenge right after. Might be too old to compete at the top level, but she deserves a shot!

#11: Joanna Krupa

#12: Natalie Eva Marie

#13: Claire Sinclair

#14: Alexandra Daddario

#15 (FIVE-WAY TIE):

Gemma Atkinson

Kelly Brook

Kaley Cuoco

Dakota Johnson

Gena Lee Nolin

#20: Nicola McLean

#21: Kennedy Summers

#22: Lucy Pinder

#23: Marisa Miller

#24: Jeri Ryan