Kendra Wilkinson versus Jennette McCurdy
(Jugs of Mass Destruction)
(Words: Odds and Ends / Results: Lookout!)

 
 Before:  Kendra’s on a tear, setting the record for JMD winning streak by a blonde last time!  “Just one more little speed-bump, between me and the title.  We’re almost there everybody!”
 
The speed-bump in question turns out to have a surprise in store, coming to the ring with none other than three-time JMD champion, Hall-of-Fame and 100-Win club member, and the woman who’s record Kendra broke with the Underwood win, MICHELLE WILLIAMS!  Pandemonium as the A-lister takes her place in Jennette’s corner, clearly ready to take action after Wilkinson had the gall to break one of her records, and do it in body paint!
 
Kendra in a black bandeau bikini with cheeky high-waisted hip-hugging bottoms, black gloves hair back in battle-pony.  Jennette in white top, red plaid bottoms, white gloves, hair loose & wild.
 
R1:  Kendra gets underneath and expertly levers the younger blonde into the ropes Ricci-style. WIlkinson getting juicy spank in there, biting hooks against lush Mccurdy cleavage, leaving the other girl momentarily helpless to stop the pounding. Jennette gets her feet under her and brawls off the ropes, Kendra expertly weaving low under the blows, getting her shoulder into Mccurdy and shoveling her back where she belongs! Jennette doesn’t get desperate, she gets angry, snarling as she goes to the belly with pulsing rapid fire hooks, Kendra has to clinch and Mccurdy ties her up belly-to-belly and twists HER back to the ropes. Jennette bodying up, then digging two-fisted tummy and rack, stacking and slugging her Playmate as Kendra reels on her heels. Tempestuous back and forth goes beyond the bell as both beauties give in to mindless temptation.
 
R2:  Tractorpull can scoff all they want, but Jennette joins a line of fighters confounded by the sheer energy and enthusiasm of her opponent: Kendra scrubbing, bumping, jostling to come forward. Mccurdy trying to shunt her to either side, get her off balance, but Wilkie’s squirming through all the tricks, fighting to stay on top and keep working. Kendra grounding her work with solid, chugging lefts and rights to the pit of Jennette’s stomach, leaving her vulnerable to follow up to rack and chin. Cuffing, clouting blows in close, Mccurdy soaking up leather like a trooper, but her own work rate’s falling as Wilkinson’s increases. Tuff toe-to-toe 2 minutes finally sees Kendra bump-and-scrub Jennette to a seat in the ropes, celebrates with a robust pumping of Mccurdy’s breadbasket. Kendra in her full glory once again as she stands up in the stirrups, shrugs her brawny little shoulders and dishes out a FURIOUS buffeting of rising lefts and rights. It’s too much for Jennette, she’s clinching, mouth openion Playmate’s left shoulder as she’s squirming furiously to free up space to get one more punch in before the bell.
 
R3:  Girls edge in shoulder to shoulder, hooking the bejesus out of offending racks: Kendra gets the better of concussive exchanges. Punches impacting full blast into Jennette’s chest,  backing her up in the face of reckless Mansion-style abandon. Wilkinson wading forward,errant punches belting shoulder and flank in the crazed need to get at the jug. Mccurdy ropeside, windblown after minute one and KENDRA LIGHTS ‘ER UP! Getting all up in there again with that dip ‘n’ chug routine, bending her knees, straightening to stand up in the stirrups, just GALLOPING away to Jennette’s wilting cleavage. Mccurdy just can’t take it anymore, clinches hurt, snuggling in close, getting stacked back onto the strands as impatient Wilkinson wriggles for punching room. Kendra keeping her hips back, just trying to plug and scrub, punches swishing back and forth in a greasy shoeshine across Jennette’s quivering puppies, Playboy-caliber rack and rocking back&forth as she storms bell to bell! After the bell, Kendra hooks her thumbs in Mccurdy’s trunks, pulls her in for the titty-bump and an earful of encouragement until the ref forces them apart, then hopping back to her corner jugs-a’jumpin’.  Jennette sullen, shiny-eyed, hugging herself, fuming in pain and indignation.
 
R4: Kendra bobbing once more, Jennette, dug in flat footed at the ropes, bending at the waist, blocking and taking a thick beating as Wilkinson lays down a carpet bombing. Kendra bouncing mitts off meat downstairs, shoulder bumping to set up feisty little rights up onto Jennete’s beleaguered face. Arms, chest, ribs and tummy all suffering the most, with her chin getting tugged and clipped whenever the Playmate comes off the body. Mccurdy finally turns the tables with a sweeping hook from down around her waist. Wilkinson rung up and stunned, doesn’t see the follow up right hand on her chin that sends her sideways to the ropes. Kendra glassy-eyed, but showing strong legs as she slooowly turns and takes another right hand as Jennette barges in. Mccurdy slugging furiously, bumping her Playmate upright, then jamming away righty with the left holding her in place.  Wilkinson windblown, wobbly butt, but soaking it up like a sponge at the bell. Playmate grinning at the bell, chesting up and gloating MCCURDY HEADBUTTS KENDRA’S LEFT EYE! Crowd booing, ref scolding, Playmate reeling away, Mishy screaming her approval on the apron—it’s bedlam.
 
R5: TOTAL WAR! Kendra angered by the foul, Jennette angered by the in-your-trunks taunting, it’s just two way wallop as blondes throw caution to the wind. Lusty shoulder bumping midring as girls push for punching room, timing hooks and sweeping right hands off the rub. Wilkinson with a nice rhythm, routinely ducking under Mccurdy’s haymakers, moving her back with punches as she starts to give ground. Final minute, Jennette in grudging retreat steps back, plants and lands a gorgeous swinging right hand flat to the belly to shock Kendra coming in,  swivels Playmate’s head with the hook and WILKINSON’S HURT! Mccurdy shoving the shoulders to get Kendra tottering backward, launches a walking barrage as she steps forward. Wilkinson on her heels, dazed, desperately blocking punches, efts and rights club and bounce off her head and shoulders as she’s driven ropeside. Mccurdy sailing in a looping right, smashes that left eye, Kendra slumping shabby in the ropes, Jennette setting and pumping to the body with both arms pumping savagely as groggy Playmate wilts forward AND COLLAPSES TO THE CANVAS!  Wilkinson starfished rump in the air through the count as Jennette Mccurdy wins the biggest fight of her career and locks in the title fight with the KO5!

After: It's a shocking scene as Jennette McCurdy wins the biggest bout she's ever had in convincing fashion to win a shot at the Jugs of Mass Destruction (JMD) title against stablemate Michelle Keegan. It's a huge upset, but nobody looks more upset than Jenette now as she sees Michelle entering the ring, interrupting her moment in the spotlight. A hotly contested exchange follows with Michelle making it clear that she intends to take the opportunity to smother Kendra out, as she maintains is her right as JMD champion and deny Jennette the opportunity. Things only go downhill from there, with Jennette reminding Michelle that she's beaten her before and with this win, has an opportunity to do so again.

The two of them are looking like they are about to come to blows, when trainer Michelle Williams comes in to separate them both and restore some semblance of order. For a moment, it looks like she might succeed, but then Vanessa Hudgens comes in. Nessa is doubly upset, with the recent resurgence of Michelle Williams and the success of Jennette McCurdy, as the Nickelodeon versus Disney rivalry is an intense one. As a result, Vanessa gets right into Jennette's face, who shoves her right back into Mishy, who instantly go after one another.

The hatred between Mishy and Vanessa is legendary and on full display at the moment, with the two of them cursing and slapping at one another wild abandon. Mishy and Vanessa fall into the ropes, the loud insults and audible slapping sound echoing through the air. The referee senses things are spiraling out of control and he would be quickly proved right, as he attempts to step in, but Michelle Keeegan attempts to intervene. However, she is met with sudden resistance from Jenna Louise Coleman, who chests up to Michelle and tackles her back towards the canvas, where the two of them aer engaged in quite the catfight of their own as they trade turns on top, as well as attacks to one another's face and rack!

When things go bad, they get bad in a hurry. Samia Ghadie comes in to try to help out Keegan, but she finds herself intercepted by Debby Ryan, who lunges forward to shove Samia chest-first into the turnbuckle. In the meantime, Sara Underwood attempts to come in for the smother herself on rival Kendra Wilkinson and has her mounted, leaning forward to press her cleavage into Kendra's face. But, she is only inches away from sweet revenge as her chest is practically brushing Kendra's face when Demi Lovato comes in to attack Sara Underwood. The two of them start to roll around on the canvas, when stablemate Christina Ricci comes in to pull Kendra out of the ring! Christina encounters some difficulty with this, however, with Ashley Benson coming in to yank at Ricci's dark tresses, sending a forearm to her chest as she pulls her up off of her.

The ref sees things spiraling out of control by this time with multiple separate fights going on, rapidly calling for reinforcements. Jenette tries to pull Vanessa off of Mishy, but finds herself shoved backwards with a hard double-palmed push to her cleavage by Nessa. The distraction, however, proves beneficial to Mishy as she manages to roll Hudgens to her back and starts sending her forearm clubbing down across Hudgen's cleavage. As McCurdy stumbles backwards, she almost trips over her recently defeated foe, Kendra Wilkinson, as she looks to mount her and secure the smother she feels she has earned and deserved! But, just as Jennette leans down, a battling Jenna and Michelle fall right down on top of her, breaking the seal across Wilkinson's face as Keegan manages to get on top, just clawing at Jenna's jugs as Keegan's chest is being mauled by Coleman's outstretched claws.

Ghadie has managed to spin Ryan around in the corner, just sending her thigh thumping up towards Ryan's abs and once Ryan is doubled over, occasionally up towards her chest as well. Samia is knocked off balance, however, by Underwood just pancaking Demi's chest with a bearhug as she pushes her back towards the ropes as Lovato squeezes on a bearhug of her own. Both of their arms are squeezing as Ryan goes to battle out of the corner with a backhand across Ghadie's face and then her chest! Ricci and Benson are just battling outside of the ring now, having tumbled between the ropes and slapping at one another along the floor. It's a wild scene, but one definitely approved of by the fans as they are on their feet, enthusiastically cheering and chanting “J-M-D!”, with loud boos coming as a flood of referees stream into the ring.
Referees manage to pull Benson, who has a deathgrip on Ricci's hair, off of Christina first, with a few dark strands between her fingertips as Christina does the same with Ashley's blonde hair, just yanking and screeching at one another as they are pulled apart, kicking and screaming. It takes numerous referees and almost requiring the “Jaws of Life.” to pry Demi and Sara from their bearhug, but they are both led to separate corners as the referees work on the equally titanic task of pulling Samia Ghadie and Debby Ryan away from one another, but they do, even as they are still straining to attack one another.

Slowly, but surely, they manage but nearly all of the refs are needed to intervene between Nessa and Mishy, who are locked in a brutal battle as they just punch, kick, slap and strike in any way possible at one another's tummy and tits. It's clear that the year off has not in any way dampened the hatred between the two of them, with the referees requesting (and receiving) hazard pay for this as they suffer several blows of their own, trying to pull the two furious flyweights apart. It's pure insanity as the two fighters are finally separated, seething and spitting taunts at one another as they are led out of the ring altogether. But, they'll be back inside a ring soon enough to see how this one will turn out and this one will be sanctioned.

The final two pairs are Jenna Louise Coleman and Michelle Keegan. Jennette McCurdy is looking around for Kendra Wilkinson, finally spotting her on the other side as she is being spirited away by Christina Ricci. Jennette is furious as Jenna and Michelle are pried apart, with no small amount of difficulty, just the two of them determined to tear each other's tops off and it's a minor miracle that the referees are able to maintain their dignity as their tops, shredded and disheveled, remain on. It's not an effort that the crowd appreciates as they boo loudly, showing their displeasure as Michelle and Jenna take the opportunity to show how much they don't like each other!

Jenna is led out of the ring, just taunting away at Michelle. Keegan is just as snarky in return, but soon she has to focus for the moment on Jennette McCurdy, who bumps her backwards with her chest as the two of them are chest to chest, getting right in another's face as it looks like the two of them are ready to have the JMD championship title match right then and there! However, the referees, with timely assistance from Samia Ghadie and Debby Ryan, allow cooler heads to prevail as they are both led out through separate exits with the upcoming JMD Championship match only more intense following this crazy brawl. It's clear that it's going to be a very exciting title tilt between stablemates with challenger Jennette McCurdy and defending champion Michelle Keegan. Just as obvious, that no matter who wins, there are plenty of JMD contenders and rivalries just waiting in the wings!