Emily Osment (1-2, 1 KO) vs Britt Robertson (1-2, 1 KO)
Innsmouth Female Fighting Institute vs FCBA Free Agent
Results: Lookout! Boxing / Story: Vassago

BEFORE: Aside from being blonde, both these girls also share a single FCBA victory to date - and that against the very same opponent Janel Parrish but Emily Osment takes extra comfort from being managed by the Innsmouth stable whereas Britt Robertson is unlikely to clear the free agency especially if Emily's promise to take her out in style materialises tonight.

Indeed both girls give each other no quarter and reports of hectic hairpulling and face-slapping in the locker room made this seemingly half-hearted contest a real "no love lost" firecracker. According to BLONDE! Magazine the stakes are high as wins come at a premium for both of them and that's why there's pressure to perform, something that nobody wants to be put under all that often.

Emily Osment wears a light green bikini set and black gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a sleek ponytail. Britt Robertson wears a navy blue bikini set and white gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a fancy bun at the back of her head. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the flyweight division.

Round 1:
Britt tries to jump the fellow blonde from the gun but misplaces her jabbing attack and gets caught big time as Emily moves on the front leg and begins to crack her foe's defence with ferocious strikes taking full advantage of Robertson's unbalanced approach. Britt gets reeled on her heels quickly and struggles to match the intensity of Emily's charge before soaking up plenty of leather upstairs and covering up in a hurry. IFFI coach Salli Richardson keeps urging her girl to make the early drive count and Osment wraps up Robertson along the ropes come the final minute bashing through the crumbling guard and blasting her across the mouth to leave the free agent nursing a fat lip at the bell; that's the best start all ye Osment fans could have hoped for!

Round 2:
Britt stares down the IFFI duo and whispers to herself that those smiles will go away quickly - and they do since Emily gets nailed over the top with another feisty tangle which this time goes the Robertson way - Emily bends awkwardly to the side and has her tummy ravaged before jumping to the side to seek a new approach. But Britt clubs her with a right cross and finds the solar plexus to stuff Osment up into the turnbuckle where she keeps hammering along the waist line until Emily squeals in pain and leans over the ropes - her face full of pain but free of physical damage. Impressive comeback from Britt who bumps the IFFI blonde straight into coach Richardson's embrace at the bell and gives her vocal handbags on top of that.

Round 3:
More blonde brawling in the center of the ring but this time both girls stand their ground until another low look seems to catch Emily on the liver area; that's the impression of the crowd since both girls were close to head-butting each other and a lenghty wrestling followed as well. But Robertson is the first to react as she takes a couple of steps back and riffles a cross into Osment's jaw and half-spins her to the side where she tackles the midriff again and ignores the high IFFI guard to the point Emily must yield real estate again and is punched back into her corner where she scowls in pain with Britt repeatedly harrassing her breadbasket.

Round 4:
Robertson's in the groove now and bumps the IFFI blonde off with a quick charge up the middle but then gets clobbered with a flying hook from the back foot as Emily gets vocal again and quite frankly looked a bit desperate while landing that punch already. But she makes it count and sends a flurry of leather into Britt's face which freezes the older actress out and when she tries to unload a comeback there's Osment piercing her guard with a nasty uppercut that sends her head rocking. Back to some IFFI pouncing - long time absent at this stage - and allthough Robertson tries to hang on in a survival clash of two proud blondes - she gets slammed across the mouth and Emily keeps snapping her head back & forth deep into the round; Britt finally sags on the ropes inside the final few seconds and eats a belter on the liver area to make her scream out for the first time tonight.

Round 5:
No smiles in the IFFI corner just yet; the comeback is on but when Osment snaps Robertson's head one more time early in the fifth, the free agent applies the clinching respite and allthough Emily tries to shake her off - she just can't and gets wrenched on the navel herself. No other way to break free so Osment ponders a classic headbutt but settles for tripping the older blonde down however they both go down in the middle of the ring and now we enter the WWE zone according to some viewers as both girls refuse to adjust their stance even after the command and once they get up it's all handbags and vocal abuse which makes them ready to have a proper catfight rather than follow the boxing drill. Wild swings mark the final minute but there's no breakthrough and Britt looks like getting more of the dubious tactics in her favor as she shoves Emily in the turnbuckle and refuses to let go even when she's pulled back by the referee.

Round 6:
The gloves are off now - if not literally - and both girls jump into a mindless bash aimed at nothing but sheer destruction of the other fighter - this will end in tears when someone gets caught the right way and while Emily emerges as the more bruised - especially with her lips swelling badly - she homes in the big swing and spikes Britt on the brow ridge before adding a left cross on the nose... Robertson winces in pain and drops the production level while Osment just keeps stacking her up and blasts an uppercut combo on the jaw... Britt goes tail-happy and her arms drop by her breats so the IFFI blonde can wreck her upstairs with a subsequent drive... a quick one-two on the nose swivels the head and the eyes are closed already when Emily lands the extra hook on the temple... DOWN GOES ROBERTSON... and that's a blonde deadmeat bouncing off the boards... the girl is down on her left side with eyes closed and she doesn't even mumble her demise as that was a hard knockout considering we're among the otherwise so durable flyweights... KO6 Emily Osment!!!

AFTER: Nothing but joy from Salli Richardson and Emily's so pumped up she bunny hops around the fallen Robertson and demands her to get up... but that's a classic no-go and the IFFI winner can only plant her foot over Britt's hip and pose for the cameras... "Better luck next time, tramp!", she yells out at her victim but it's questionable whether the free agent understands what's going on right now. And does it really make any difference?

It remains to be seen if this victory helps Emily to break out anytime soon - but she has a management already and that's still the ultimate goal for most of these wannabe blondes. She won't make the Boxing World Magazine cover thanks to tonight's performance but she could have send Robertson into the "go-to-girl" category from now on and it's beating up a fellow young upstart like that is never a bad thing for publicity!

Final result: Emily Osment def. Britt Robertson KO6.