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26 February 2016 Tigress Uppercut JMD Rankings

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Posted by Tigress Uppercut Magazine on February 26, 2016, 4:54 pm

Hello, FCBA fans! We'll have a general announcement tomorrow from our staff, but there is news both good and bad upcoming! So tune in, especially after the great PPV just now!

Here are your regularly scheduled JMD rankings!

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CHAMPION: Jeanette McCurdy Well, congratulations! Jeanette wasn't even ranked when the month started, but a BIG upset over Kendra Wilkinson to end the latter's "Kendra Unleashed" tour put her in contention for the JMD title, and then another big upset over her technically-stablemate Michelle Keegan (as both are under the Beever's Babes banner - Keegan in the UK, McCurdy in the US) later, and she's on top of the world! Great for her!

Five Star Tier

#1: Scarlett Johansson Upsets are a theme on these rankings, as she smashed the former #1 slot in Lohan to gain this spot for herself. In theory, she does have the closest claim to the title, but as always, it is McCurdy's choice! Scarlett isn't easy to beat for anyone!

Four Star Tier

#2: Lindsay Lohan A loss to ScarJo hurts her a bit, but she's still as dominant as ever otherwise! Beware of anyone that dares to venture this far - Lohan isn't a pushover at any state.

Three Star Tier

#3: Nikki Bella The hotter Bella spent this month beating Elizabeth Olsen in a Super Bowl-themed match (with Nikki dressing as the Broncos - a sign of good luck for them!) With her stable seemingly involved with Ginny's Academy, who knows what's next for her?

#4: Jenna-Louise Coleman She was gonna have a fight this PPV, but it mysteriously didn't happen. No matter - she still is one of the top ranked fighters!

#5: Emma Glover A win over stablemate Lucy Pinder launches her into the top 5, looking good for the lingerie model! We here are excited to see where she ends up sooner rather than later!

#6: Kendra Wilkinson Ouch! That probably wasn't the end of the "Kendra Unleashed" tour she was expecting! But still, 4-1 in JMD since her loss to Lowndes a year ago holds up very nicely, and she is a future contender.

#7: Taryn Terrell Like McCurdy, what a difference a year makes! First she beats Celeste Bonin, then Trish, so she's earnt her place in the top set of fighters. One more win and she could get a title shot!

#8: Danielle Fishel Not that active this month, and with her manager out for a bit of time, she's kinda held in limbo until someone wants a shot at her! Which is always possible, and never a bad venture!

#9: Vanessa Hudgens Given the results of this last PPV, she is still pretty busy! I'd imagine that JMD isn't in her future for now, but down the road, never say never!

Two Star Tier

#10: Briana Evigan Hasn't really done anything since her match against Melanie Iglesias. Hopefully, she can change that!

#11: Kylie Jenner

#12: Michelle Keegan

#13: Sophia Bush

#14: Mila Kunis

#15: Elizabeth Olsen

#16: Lucy Pinder

#17: Charlotte Church

#18: Jessica Lowndes

#19 (TIE):

Demi Lovato

Jamie Lynn-Sigler

#21: Sara Jean Underwood

#22: Ariel Winter

One Star Tier

#23 (FOUR-WAY TIE):

Rosie Jones

Anna Kendrick

Melanie Iglesias

Sofia Vergara

#27: Samia Ghadie

#28: Ashley Benson

#29 (THREE-WAY TIE):

Lacey Banghard

Katie Price

Amanda Seyfried

#32: Christina Ricci

#33: Debby Ryan

#34: Celeste Bonin

#35: Keeley Hazell

#36: Kim Kardashian

#37: Trish Stratus

#38: Pia Toscano

#39: Lacey Chabert

#40: Jessica Simpson