O'Dell: "You are looking LIVE at the sold out Asylum Arena in Philadelphia! I'm Jennifer O'Dell, and I'm here along with Tess Valmore, The Bad Girl Of Bazz, Cassie Scerbo, and The Loose Cannon Of The FCBA, The Straw That Stirs The Drink, Jenny McCarthy. It's a day that comes only once every four years, and in fact, sometimes only every EIGHT years..."
McCarthy: "What? When does it come every EIGHT years?"
Cassie: "Every year divisible by four is a leap year EXCEPT years that are divisible by 100 but NOT by 400."
McCarthy: "You are MAKING THAT UP!"
Tess: "Actually, she's not. Some century years are not leap years. We'll likely never know one that isn't, because the last century year that wasn't a leap year was 1900 and the next will be 2100, so..."
McCarthy: "WHY are we even TALKING about this? Let's talk BOXING!"
O'Dell: "Good idea, Mac..."
McCarthy: "YOU started it!"
O'Dell: "I was just pointing out that this was Leap Day and...NEVERMIND. Boxing. We've got a big card tonight featuring six fights in three weight divisions..."
McCarthy: "And one of those divisions is lightweight, where one of Front Street's two REAL fighters, Anna Torv, will be in action against Shelley Hennig!"
Cassie: "Also at lightweight, you'll see MY stablemate, Rhona Mitra of Bazz taking on former lightweight champion Katy Perry!"
Tess: "And, speaking of lightweights, Serinda Swan is also in action tonight against the gorgeous Vanessa Minnillo!"
O'Dell: We'll also see a pair of bantamweight fights tonight, with Leven Rambin in action against Christina Milian, and the gorgeous UK beauty Sam Cooke in town to take on Pink!"
Cassie: "And, we've got a very interesting flyweight tilt tonight as LCA is in the HOUSE in the form of Cheryl Cole, who'll step into the ring against Kat Graham!"
McCarthy: "Who, along with Rambin, might JUST be getting her walking papers tonight!"
O'Dell: "We've got a big card tonight, so, get those shot glasses and bingo cards ready, sit back, relax and join us for 'Leap Day 2016 At The Asylum'!"
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