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29 February 2016 Post Asylum PPV Press Conference

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Posted by Boxing World Online on February 29, 2016, 9:33 pm

The Man In The Hat sits, as usual, at the center of the dais. To his left are Kat Graham, Serinda Swan, Pink, Britney Spears, Jewel, and Grace Park. To his right sit Anna Torv, Katy Perry, Leven Rambin, Neve Campbell, Mariska Hargitay, and Avril Lavigne.

Man In The Hat: "All right, as usual, before we get to questions, there are some people I want to thank. Let's start with our friends from LCA. And, yes, I call them our friends. Me and Mr. V, we have our differences regardin' the FCBA, but. We're smart enough to know we can also MAKE MONEY together, and that's what we're doin'. They'll be back here as this stable war continues, though I expect most of the fights will be on pay-per-view. Also, as usual, we had some great independent performers here tonight, and we want to thank them. Asylum is about giving some of those ladies a chance to compete, and we'll continue doing that. Our friends at Bazz, the unofficial co-hosts of Asylum, also deserve plenty of thanks. What a bout that was between Katy and Rhona! We love havin' them here every month. And, that's going to continue. And, of course, last but not least, the FCBA Commission for sanctionin' these bouts and makin' Asylum possible. Now, questions. Cable Boy! Go!"

HBO Reporter: "I hate to start on a negative note, but the Graham fight had to be disappointing for several reasons..."

Man In The Hat: "Look, we're not gonna bash Kat here. The kid fought pretty well for most of the fight, and she showed you all the kind of fighter she can be. I really like this kid and I know she's got the talent to be a contender in the FCBA. Was tonight disappointing? Sure. We were on our way to a 2-0 lead in the stable war. I thought Kat had the fight under control. But. Cole's a good fighter, and she found a way. And, hey, after 15 straight wins in 2016...has anybody ever done that? Has a stable ever started a year 15-0? Anyway. Two good fighters. Good fight. We didn't get a result. But. We've got a long year ahead. Kat's gonna be in there at least four more times. She'll get results. Cable Boy II! Go!"

Showtime Reporter: "Other side of the coin. Leven. Big result for her."

Man In The Hat (nodding): "Sure was. That was no tomato can out there. But, Leven knew what she needed to do tonight, and she wasted no time doin' it. This girl has all the tools she needs to be a top-tier bantam. And, you saw some of those tonight. BLONDE! Magazine! Go!"

BLONDE! Magazine Reporter: "I want to talk about Anna. You've said she's right at the top of your lightweights, and she certainly looked it tonight. You had trouble this month finding an opponent for Decker. Why not Anna?"

Anna (smiling): "Yeah, boss. Why not?"

(Laughter)

Man In The Hat (shaking his head and smiling): "Tess, dear, go ahead..."

Tess: "Pink had a VERY physical opponent tonight and came out on top..."

Man In The Hat (nodding): "Pinkness is as physical as any bantam in the world. We've seen that before, and we saw it again tonight. She can beat you a lot of ways, of course, but, if you think you're going to out-physical Pink, you're mistaken. Smackeroo! Dinner time. Take us there!"

Reporter: "Two-part question. Serinda talked about getting off to a better start this year, and she certainly did that..."

Man In The Hat: "Yes, she did. She's an elite lightweight who was poised for a title shot before stumblin' early last year. She's all about gettin' back to where she was at that point, and I wouldn't bet against her..."

Reporter: "And, speaking of title shots, Katy looked as good as anybody tonight. And, since you're having problems finding opponents for Decker..."

Man In The Hat(standing and waiving): "That's it for me! See you all next month..."

(Laughter)

Man In The Hat: "Dinner time! Tess! Smackey! Limo!"