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5 March 2016 Jenna-Louise Coleman vs Roxanne Pallett

Page history last edited by Vassago 7 years, 10 months ago

 

ESPN JUGS OF MASS DESTRUCTION SPECIAL

 

Posted by Lookout! Boxing & Vassago on March 5, 2016, 11:31 am

 

 

BEFORE: "It's a real shame that Michelle Keegan lost the JMD title", says Jenna-Louise Coleman, "My plan for the upcoming weeks was very simple, beat Roxy's jugs to a pulp and force Keegan to give me a shot at her diamond bra! But then came Jennette McCurdy with her little upset and I can't take anything for granted with her anymore!"

Meanwhile Roxanne Pallett just wants to display her evil side and follow on McCurdy's JMD upset in the title fight last month: "Sure, I'm the underdog here but so was Jennette! And dare I say Michelle Keegan's boobs got wrecked which was a fantastic sight in it's own regard! But if McCurdy could upset Keegan what stops me from upsetting Jenna Coleman? Back on the Emmerdale set I was the main cast and she couldn't make it past the barmaid support! That's how it stays here tonight! I will crush her jugs and make her cry!"

Indeed, both these brunettes shared a past on the Emmerdale TV soap opera before Jenna kicked into higher gear with her Dr. Who companion performance which outweighted Pallett's Wrong Turn 6 heroics in the post Emmerdale-era. Not to mention Jenna is the current BBU flyweight champion and the hottest British prospect - alongside Michelle Keegan - in the FCBA right now.

Jenna-Louise Coleman wears a red bandeau bikini and black gloves. Dark brown hair tied in a custom ponytail. Roxanne Pallett wears a yellow bikini top, navy blue panties and silver gloves. Dark brown hair tied in a custom ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the flyweight division.

Round 1:
Jenna's the betting favorite and she stamps her authority on this fight early on when she beats the older brunette for pace and lifts her jugs with a quick uppercut approach that reels Pallett on her heels before she can really deliver some punishment on her own. Jenna's glued to Roxy's jugs in the opening minute and easily - almost too easily - hammers then with both gloves while Roxanne just can't find her stance and gets pummelled around until she cracks a nasty hook on the liver area and leaps at her otherwise aggressive opponent and bumps Coleman off to the side. She follows up with a left hook on the jugs and finally drills Jenna's cleavage with an uppercut frenzy just after the two minute mark which makes the BBU champ circle back and search her dominant position again. However Pallett works furiously to the gut and shuts Coleman off making a fine recovery from a difficult start.

Round 2:
Girls clash in close range again but this time Roxy lands the initial combo on the money and reels Jenna back on the spot. She then moves into an uppercut follow up and clearly catches the BBU champ off guard with her very aggressive approach that sends Coleman tripping into the ropes before too long. Roxy shows her no respect whatsoever and keeps firing along the waist line but clips the jugs where it matters the most too, Jenna spikes the ribcage in a desperate effort to push herself off the ropes but eats a late hook on the liver and sinks right into Pallett's cleavage who drills her breadbasket in the dying seconds to make the former Dr. Who starlet yelp in pain at the bell and that's a shocking sight for many JMD fans!

Round 3:
Roxy keeps going forward and beats Jenna for another uppercut mayhem that stuffs the younger brunette midring before a brutal hook on the chin just sends her wobbling into the ropes with more painful aches... Jenna almost goes down on her left side but wraps her arm around the rope at the very last moment... AND PALLETT RIPS INTO HER EXPOSED JUG moments later, simply thumping Jenna's proud assets up against her chin and even the toughest JMD nut cracks under this gallop... Coleman bends to the side and screams out when Roxanne just ravages her rack and finally breaks her resilience with a belting hook on the navel follow by a heavy uppercut on the solar plexus.. JENNA-LOUISE GOES DOWN ON HER SIDE with eyes closed and bumps her head against the turnbuckle for a good measure... Pallett is over the moon with that knockdown and bunny hops around the ring before screaming out at the slow recovering Blackpool actress: "Who's the JMD queen now, bytch?" OK, we're far from handing Roxy that crown and she hasn't even finished the fellow brunette off either as a misty-eyed Coleman beats the count at seven. She remains trapped in the corner though and Roxy simply rips into her chest in the dying seconds trying to end the fight on the spot but even though she has Jenna rattled, she's unable to score the upset just yet and is visibly annoyed at the bell.

Round 4:
Roxy seeks more damage and splits Jenna's mitts early in the fourth to resume the jug muggin' but even a struggling BBU champ is still a champ and Coleman spikes the older brunette's ribcage repeatedly in the opening minute to somehow stay in this fight. Both girls wrestle a bit before Pallett finally shoves her foe backwards but lacks the precision in mid range and has to apply more pace into her actions. Jenna fends off the uppercut barrage in the second minute but gets trapped on the anyway and soaks up a late flurry of punches to the guts which sink her amid more yelps and Roxanne signs off the round with a cross hooking drill on the mounds that bend Jenna against the turnbuckle and dump her into more aching misery.

Round 5:
Jenna's slow on her feet but Roxy becomes too flamboyant in her approach and allthough she has the fellow brunette sagging on her knees after another uppercut frenzy, suddenly she gets blasted on the jaw with a piercing hook and Coleman leaps into a last chance salloon effort pounding Roxy's chest like there's no tomorrow and wobbling the former Emmerdale starlet onto the side. Roxanne tries to resume her dominance but is caught on her heels and Jenna lifts her boobs with an uppercut series before blasting her foe across the mouth and shutting Pallett's eyes in the proccess. Roxy wobbles forward and slumps against Jenna's shoulder but the Blackpool actress tears more leather into the jug and refuses to let the older woman get away... as a result the round ends with Pallett taking a lot of heat up the middle and moaning right into Coleman's ear - who has to be dragged away by the ref since she looked set to rip more damage into Roxanne's breasts.

Round 6:
Both girls settle into a war of attrition midring - Roxy's convinced she's only one haymaker away from shattering Jenna-Louise's resistance but gets outworked up the middle and suddenly the punches are stacking up against the Pallett cleavage sending her into defensive circles... however Jenna jumps after her and catches her on the solar plexus before ripping more uppercuts on the jugs and dumping the older actress on jelly knees again... Roxy tries to strike back but lands only single punches and eats a left hook on the jaw before Coleman stuffs her up in the corner and drills the liver area until Pallett's moans indicate she's losing her touch... Jenna blocks her off with her left arm and keeps drilling the exposed rack with her right... Roxy's chin slumps between her shoulder but she gets her boobs shoved back into her mouth as Coleman screams out and pounds away in fury breaking the older brunette's resilience in the dying seconds.. she takes a couple of steps back but Roxy wobbles straight into the path of a brutal uppercut that shuts her eyes out on the spot and glues back to the turnbuckle... AND PALLETT SLIDES DOWN ON HER BACKSIDE moments later... the proud Cumbria girl's knees buckle from underneath her and she just can't maintain her upright position anymore... she winces in pain while making a slow recovery but beats the count at seven... she examines her bikini top that took quite a beating in this round but more importanly Jenna scythes down her rack after the command and keeps her pinned in the corner for remainder of the round threatening to punch Roxy's boobs into the open as the older brunette wishes this round was over already.

Round 7:
We're back even after that knockdown in the sixth but not for long as Roxy fails to recover from it and gets pummelled back to the ropes seconds into the round as Jenna rips more uppercuts from point-blank range and hoofs her guard aside before lifting the boobs into another painful ride. Pallett sags on her heels but is backed into the ropes quickly and struggles to stay in touch with the younger opponent... both girls trade vicious leather for a while but Roxanne's jugs are taking more punishment and slump the girl into a desperate earmuff on the minute mark... going toe-to-toe with the BBU champ is never a good idea and Coleman screams out in delight when she reduces Pallett into a training dummy as she keeps dissecting her guard and thumping the boobs from close range... Roxy needs a respite but is trapped in the corner and has to accept Coleman's terms... she opens up briefly trying to punch herself back into the fray but this is when Coleman wrenches her on the jaw and adds an uppercut on the solar plexus which bend Roxanne to the side and the knees buckle into submission... the Cumbria girl has to wrap her arms around the ropes in order to stay upright but Jenna-Louise rips into the open cleavage and thumps the left breast out of Pallett's bikini cup which makes the older brunette scowl in ultimate demise... "Gonna punch you topless now, bytch!", Jenna riffles another hook on the jaw and has Roxanne sobbing and just trying to keep her bikini in tact... Coleman switches on the navel and literally chops the aching Roxy in half with that shot... poor girl is almost out on her feet AND THE REF STEPS IN TO PREVENT THE HAVOC as Pallett's bikini top gives up the ghost and reduces the Emmerdale sexpot into a topless JMD wreck! TKO7 Jenna-Louise Coleman!!!

AFTER: Roxy crumbles onto her knees and can't stop the tearful demise anymore as she desperately tries to protect her otherwise mugged jugs from being exposed to the public... Jenna stands over her with both gloves placed on her hips and says: "I could make you lick my pussy now, bytch! How is that upset of yours looking?"

Pallett is a sobbing mess so she doesn't respond to the teasing and well, she's flashed her melons a lot in both Lake Placid 3 and Wrong Turn 6 before so this is not the first time she appears topless for display and as she slumps face-down at Jenna's feet, she realizes she won't escape the X-rated stuff and drops her torn bikini top off while crying out against the canvas.

"What a poor loser you are, Roxy! Hell, everyone wanted to beat you up back in BBU but this is America... everything is bigger around here and boy, I took even more pleasure for pounding your jugs into a smoking mess! Ugh! That's for Michelle Keegan losing the JMD title that should be MINE next!", Jenna seems more bothered by the potential JMD showdown against the Stockport's fintest lost but as Roxy tries to crawl herself out of the ring - minus the bikini top of course - she gets tackled from behind by the Blackpool brunette who drags her by the ankles to the center of the ring and mounts her behind to apply a lenghty camel clutch that makes Pallett scream all over the arena...

"Stop... stop... you're hurting me!" she gurgles in between the tears but Coleman only smiles to the cameras and rolls the dazed Cumbrian on her back with arms over her head... she slaps Roxy in the face to check out if she's still there and when the quiet whimpers indicate she is, she orders her to open her eyes and admit her second string quality:

"Say it, cow! Who stopped your frickin' jugs? WHO???

"Doctor Who?"

"That's not funny, cow! Focus! Who stopped your jugs, bytch?"

"You did, Jenna... you did... "

"Again! But say it L-O-U-D-E-R!!! I want everyone to hear you... even all the way back in England..."

"You did!!!! You stopped my jugs... Jenna Coleman stopped my jugs... oh, uh... aiii... I'm sooo done..."

Roxy doesn't even get to finish her last sentence since she quickly disappears underneath the Blackpool cleavage and passes out when the crowd chants the "ten" count... Jenna breaths a sign of relief as she finally acknowledges her opponent's unconsciousness and leaves the ring to a standing ovation picking up Pallett's yellow bikini top and placing it over her shoulder... she takes one last look at the fallen brunette and whospers to herself: "I'm almost sorry that didn't happen back at Emmerdale! Michelle Keegan couldn't have done it any better no matter how hard she tried!"

Final result: Jenna-Louise Coleman def. Roxanne Pallett TKO7.

 

 

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