BEFORE: Jessica Lowndes' rise into JMD stardom over the past four years has been truly exceptional however this is the first time she actually meets the woman who invented the JMD concept - Jennifer Love Hewitt. "Yeah, I know I should have fought her long time ago already!', the otherwise snarky Canadian says before tonight's fight, "Jennifer Love is like Charlize Theron of JMD. She is the benchmark and every single jug muggin' hopeful needs to get with her in the ring! OK, maybe she's not as successful as she was a decade ago but Hewitt is still Hewitt and her jugs are always worthy of all the punishment available! I've got plenty of bad karma in me - so what else is new - and I can't understand how such a blonde bimbo like Jennette McCurdy can parade with the diamond bra! It's time to get serious again and well, now that Jenna Coleman keeps making some noise, I can't allow all these JMD wannabes to shuffle me to the back row! The Lowndes hype is back!"

Jennifer Love Hewitt applies the veteran wisdom and vows to beat Lowndes' jugs regardless of all the hype and media exposure: "Look, I wonder how her jugs will react to years of punishment when she's my age? I've been to the hell and back in JMD and still make these youngsters cringe! You can't buy that kind of hatred and the respect that goes along with it! Lowndes thinks I'm elite draw and I'm glad she actually said that because that means she's got some brains there and that's rarely the case when you look at these Lohans and Kendras of this world! But this is where the fun stops! I will rip her jugs to shreds and end her little JMD title quest before it even begins!"

Jessica Lowndes wears a turquoise bandeau bikini and black gloves. Long brown hair straight, tucked behind the ears. Jennifer Love Hewitt wears a red bikini top, black knickers and golden gloves. Dark brown hair tied in a loose ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the flyweight division.

Round 1:
LOWNDES UNDER FIRE! The ferocity of Jennifer's attack would even make Vanessa Hudgens proud as the veteran rips into the Canadian cleavage and drops Jessica on her heels seconds into the clash; she thumps Lowndes up the middle with no respect whatsoever and makes the girl scowl in pain but unable to shake off the heat and a clinching effort is quickly dashed by a piercing harpoon on the liver that backs Lowndes into the ropes in a hurry. Hewitt piles on the pressure and clatters into the Canadian chest again rocking the mounds back & forth to the point Jessica simply can't stop aching her heart out while getting plastered in numbers. Jennifer leans so fsar forward she nearly headbutts her opponent but Lowndes caves in total protection mode and gets shoved into the ropes as deep as possible and almost stumbles flat on her face when the ref hauls the rampant Texan girl off her at the bell.

Round 2:
Lowndes breaths heavily during the interval and spends more time adjusting her bikini top rather than looking over at Hewitt who glares down at her full of disdain instead. She storms out of her corner to resume the jug muggin' and Jessica realizes she has to weather the veteran's storm any which way and leaps at her trying to bump her off in jug-to-jug fashion but gets wrenched on the solar plexus and wobbles into a lenghty clinch thereafter. Jennifer struggles a bit to maintain the upper-hand at first but then spikes the liver area and gains separation as an yelping Canadian backs off quickly and seeks success in mid distance. She loops a couple of promising hooks but lacks the strenght behind her shots when Jennifer Love enforces the close range return in the final minute and allows the older brunette to back her into the ropes one more time where Hewitt cleans out the Canadian tummy and leaves Lowndes gasping out in more disarray come the bell.

Round 3:
All Hewitt again, the methodical strikes from close range slice Lowndes' cumbersome guard and sink her on the heels until the minute mark when a ripping hook finally clatters into the older brunette's solar plexus and tames the Texan assault just very briefly... but Jessica finds the courage to leap from the back foot and nail Jennifer with an uppercut to the jaw which wobbles her to the side and enables the flurry of Canadian jabs to find the breadbasket. Both girls tangle in the center of the ring and Hewitt refuses to back off after such a positive start but eats more accurate harpoons around the elbows and slumps into a clinching respite with Lowndes screaming out in her efforts to trap the American in the corner but just coming short of the mark. Still, she wrenches more hooks into Love's midriff and enjoys seeing the veteran hug her tummy in visible discomfort for the first time tonight.

Round 4:
More Canadian heat targets Hewitt's midsection and the fight turns into a brawling struggle with both women trying to land that all important haymaker to  assume full control over her rival... Jennifer reverts into an uppercut drill but fails to make it count and Lowndes looks to have shaken off that early ineptitude and spikes the older brunette against the liver area which bends Love awkwardly in a futile effort to find the correct stance. Aggressive jabbing to the body sends Jennifer back and she loops a couple of solid hooks into Lowndes' face thereafter but gets wrenched on the jugs repeatedly as the Canadian homes in her familiar wrath and catches the veteran on the windpipe to stuff her in the corner come the final minute. Hewitt tries to fight back from the difficult position but eats two strikes for every one landed and runs out of gas completely in the dying seconds - short of breath after that shot to the windpipe - and allows Jessica to rip unanswered series on the navel to secure an otherwise tight affair.

Round 5:
The longer the fight goes, the bigger the ammount of punches that Hewitt sends sky high or just grazing the Canadian flesh... AND LOWNDES ROCKS THE TEXAS VETERAN with a clubbing hook to the liver that wobbles Love forward with a loud scowl... "Eat that, bytch!", Jessica cracks a furious uppercut on the jaw and drills into Jennifer's rack thereafter shutting her down midring in the proccess... Hewitt struggles to maintain her balance sagging on her heels and gets pounded back to the ropes in a hurry, she caves in behind a tight earmuff but the aggressive antics of her foe prove superior and enables Lowndes to slice the defence with ease and hammer more leather onto the chest... Hewitt begins to gurgle in pain but her response is truly woeful at this stage and she's unable to live with the Canadian heat succumbing to the heavy destruction of her proud air balloons. She sinks on the ropes with eyes closed and can't stop groaning her heart out - let's be honest, if this was someone else than J-Love, the fight would have been stopped right here - but the ref gives the living JMD legend one more try and lets the clock run out... Lowndes barks in delight as the Texan girl slumps deep on her knees and can't even head back to her stool for a moment, needing extra time just to recover her breath. "That's all U got?", Jessica rubs some verbal insult into her aching foe and poor Hewitt can't even look her in the eye anymore!

Round 6:
Hewitt hasn't recovered from that terrible round and given her age, she'd need at least couple of rounds before she can mount another serious attack... the problem is, Lowndes gives her no time to dwell on those prospects and rips into the Texas cleavage with no mercy whatsoever and quickly dumps the aching opponent on her heels before clattering between the melons and tearing that fine red bikini top apart... Jennifer only tries to clinch her Canadian nemesis but slumps her head against Lowndes shoulder and sails off into a JMD punchbag territory.. Jessica wrestles her back into the corner where she delivers more uppercuts straight into Love's cleavage and the Texas veteran just gives up the chase, she bellows out into spasms of defeat and is battered into a standstill against the turnbuckle... her eyes close and the chin slumps against the wrecked jugs... Lowndes riffles unanswered jug assault until SHE THUMPS A LIFE-LESS HEWITT sitting onto her bum and the ref doesn't even bother with the count! KO6 Jessica Lowndes!!!

AFTER: Lowndes leans over the sitting opponent and yells out at her demanding her to get up... well, so much for that wish since that's all the regular fun Jessica gets here tonight... she's thumped Hewitt senseless and the veteran is left sitting in the corner for the best part of a minute before she finally acknowledges her fate... she tries to get up but only makes it as far as all fours when Lowndes comes crashing down on her and grabs her by the hair... she rolls Jennifer onto her back and drags her into center of the ring where she immiediately applies the reverse facesit and focuses on removing the red bikini top off Love's breasts.

The American tries to fight back from underneath Jessica's bum but only kicks out in frustration - Lowndes' butt ain't the size of Nicki Minaj or Kim Kardashian but she's well placed against the quickly gassing out Texan who accepts her fate and - despite vehemently trying to catch her breath - is rendered into semi-unconsciousness by the time Lowndes removes the bikini top and waves it to the rampant crowd! "Jenna Coleman got her prize off Roxanne Pallett so now I've got mine too!", she yells out to the audience before lifting herself off the wrecked - and now also topless to boot - Hewitt.

There's no response from the loser, Jennifer's too mauled to even open her eyes and Lowndes plants her foot against her bare rack to pose for the cameras. Well, that shot won't make the Boxing World Magazine cover and even the Tigress Uppercut would require an explicit tag to satisfy the editor. Jessica blows a kiss to all four corners and finally assumes the classic face sitting position before adjusting herself on top of Love's tummy and applying the long-awaited breast smother... Since Jennifer is already half way to the orbit, she passes out within seconds and leaves Jessica laughing out loud and walking away with her torn bikini top as battle trophy. Another trademark Lowndes beating was delivered and this time against the most important of all the JMD targets.. the living legend herself... in fact Lioness Club of America head trainer Claudia Schiffer believes that stopping Hewitt's jugs is worth more than even knocking out Theron these days... hell, yes, the Lowndes hype is back!!!

Final result: Jessica Lowndes def. Jennifer Love Hewitt KO6.