Piped in from Britain

(Thanks to FightFan for this repost)

Posted by simguy on 6/23/2006, 6:51 am,

Before: HISC-Miss takes her act to Britain, looking to rock the isles with a Connelly-esque invasion: natives rallying in support of Keira as "Turn Back Mish" becomes a national mantra. Beckham, Halliwell, Weisz, Hurley, Zeta Jones, Rachel Stevens, among many others - all there in prefight and at ringside, lending celebrity support to Knightley's cause. "I have to make an example of Michelle," says a very curt Keira in prefight. "American starlets must be made to realize that they can't hope to publicize themselves with British conquests. I'm nipping Mish in the bud - a bad enough beating will convince one and all that the fighting's too tough here to risk lightly." Williams breezily unconcerned. "I like it here," Mish confides to British press. "There's good shopping in London, and the girls are easy to push around. It's like coming to a place were no one's ever even HEARD of bullying - I feel like I can do as I please, take what I want - and nobody can say no to me!" Mish in leopard print push up, sturdy red boy cut panties. Keira: highlighted curls in ponytail; midnight blue strapless tankini. Small black gloves, Mish: small white gloves, Keira.

During R1: Mish scooting forward, keeping elbows in, dukes at her mouth - but Keira's long, coltish legs prove a puzzle. Knightley loping around her foe, hopping 'round either flank, touching at Mish batting rights or lefts - just nuisance poking on the move, designed to keep Williams under wraps. Mish turning, turning, unable to set her feet - she launches the odd unproductive rush, neatly sidestepped by a very springy-legged Knightley in the first.

R2: Mish able to scoot-to and land to ribcage - but Knightley the more active vixen, gritting her teeth and punching-with the American slugger to good effect. Keira utilizing the jab to touch Mishy up on the way in, then scrubbing rigid combinations with bandy-armed delivery against Williams' face as she's loading up her own punches. Knightley consistently able to flurry-and-get-out, walking saucily to her right with a sexy scowl, flagrantly backhanding her jab to keep Mish from closing gaps. Down the stretch, Knightley backpedalling beautifully draws Mish forward: crisp right uppercut off the right foot times Williams to perfection, sending her reeling on her heels at the bell. Glare, lip-curl from Knightley as she stalks to her corner, looking Mish over as Williams gives her tousled head a shake.

R3: Keira takes her third straight, legs dictating terms to stout American opponent. Knightley up-tempo, ranging to her right, then putting together chop lead right; rangy hook; backhand jab while stepping right again. Keira sprucing Mish up - brisk tic-tac-toe keeping Williams crouched up, pre-empting her - Mish doing a lot of following, not much punching as Knightley controls distance exquisitely through 3.

R4: Mish visibly frustrated, face shiny, starting to bruise - she's fighting Keira's fight and can't seem to renegotiate. Knightley's long legs step her around her foe, lope back from pressure, wheel to fresh angles - Keira in a nice relaxed rhythm, never standing in front of Mish for long. Knightley beating Mish to punches - either with jabs or lead right hands setting up scouring combinations: Williams constantly crossing her arms, crouching under scrubbing British punches. Keira pretty with weight on her left (front) foot, pushing off the ball of the right foot as she lets her hands go - Williams being forced to pay a premium for the priviledge of whacking British ribs single shots on the pursuit.

R5: Harrowing round for Mishy - she's caught again and again by staunch Knightley punches - Keira testing the KO waters with her fiercest strokes this round. Knightley's lead right penetrating to face, stunning Mish - then Keira mops up the slicing left hook as she shifts weight from left foot to right - Williams repeatedly put wobbly butt as she faces into abuse. Mish busting up, looking groggy, but doggedly coming forward crossed-arm: she's getting shredded, but muscling her way in to land the odd thudding right to body, or left upside the head. Keira snarling, baring her teeth - she's picking spots to set down and really get after Mish - slender arms shivering upon vicious contact with American chin or scalp. Bell: Williams swaying on her feet, cut at the hairline, clearly disoriented; British judges awared Keira a generous 10-8 for punching Mishy to ribbons in the fifth.

R6: Knightley a little gassed - terrific offensive output in the fifth leaves her vulnerable to sustained Mish Williams counterattack this round. Williams FINALLY able to put gamin Brit back to ropes, butting Keira square in the chest, palming and pushing at her arms to open up the torso. Knightley frowning, trying to pull Mishy's head down and tie her up - brawling, mauling infighting much to Michelle's liking as she starts to pile up points. Williams landing with crude overhand rights and lefts; reaching in under Keira's arms to stack her to ropes, then slugging her rights to body while wrapping the left arm around British back. Mishy's tousle constantly rubbing at Keira's smooth face - British vixen clearly discomfited, grimacing as she turns her head this way and that. Brits in the audience yelling in outrage, up out of their seats: they can't stand the sight of Mishy's bullying on their soil. Bell: Keira relaxes - Mishy clouts her an opportunistic late right hand that puts wobble in British trunks; ref immediately jumping in to body Mish back and read her the riot act.

R7: WILD Mish Williams slugging - she's leaving her feet to swing at Knightley's head. Keira dodging this first minute mayhem, but she's having trouble with her balance - legs aren't holding up well, scattering Knightley awkwardly to ropes. Mish keeps at it - recklessly walking Keira down - Knightley sidestepping desperately, then spearing Mish straight lefts or right from either foot, just trying to keep Mishy at bay. Down the stretch, Williams pressing - she catches Keira a wide, clocking hook as Knightley's loping to her right: British vixen shunted cockeyed to ropes, stunned pout on thin lips. MISHY'S ALL IN! Williams pouncing - ducking in and down - pulling a savage tomohawk right over top to smash Keira upside the head. British girl in swoon, finally taking flush contact to her head - she's very gawky, upright, hands pushing straight out, eyes glassy. Mishy torques-right on her hips, pulling a murderous hook across Keira's chin - Knightley's head loose and vulnerable, bobbling on her long neck. Another clubbing left finds British chin; a clanging right - Mishy unleashing, squared up in Keira's chest, powering away with both hands while dipping side to side and THE REF STEPS IN! Keira trembling, out on her feet, cuddled to safety as Mish lifts her mitts and shrieks in exultation. TKO7 Mish Williams in barbarian fashion.

After: Knightley obscenely ahead on home-turf cards, painting Mishy a masterpiece outside, making the American look a crude bar-room brawler early - but the Williams Will won't be denied. Mishy staying on her girl, taking Keira's scrubbing-action combinations to slowly get range - ringing headshots bring long legged Brit to heel as Williams once again turns disaster into supremacy. Mishy endearing herself to British crowd when she stacks woozy Keira in the Knightley corner, mounting the ropes to loom over top her conquest - boos thundering down as Williams laps it up. Keira snivelling as Mishy takes both Knightley's wrists, yanking her arms up in surrender; Mishy with the left fist clutching at Keira's damp curls, pressing the right side of Keira's face against hot American belly as Mish thrusts her right hand high in triumph. On and on, Williams deliberately baiting fans and British celebrities alike, practically daring girls to come save Knightley.

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