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4 March 2016 Pixie Lott vs Ellie Goulding

Page history last edited by Vassago 7 years, 9 months ago

 

BBU "X FACTOR" SESSIONS FROM EAST LONDON

 

(Double A Boxing vs BBU Independent)

 

Posted by Vassago on March 4, 2016, 2:24 pm

 

 

BEFORE: Pixie Lott is another winless fighter to appear in East London and she's a curious entry given the fact she hasn't fought since November 2013. But she's still only 24 years old and more than capable of spoiling Ellie Goulding's perfect BBU run! Some of her previous opponents include Nina Dobrev so Charlie Webster thinks she was simply mismatched thus far and is a better fighter than her 0-7 record indicates!

Meanwhile Ellie Goulding comes fresh off her first Grammy nomination and looks to build on her 4-0 BBU record. She's made her FCBA debut last year as well and allthough she lost twice (to Allison Mack and Nicki Minaj), the experience gained on the other side of Atlantic could only help her out to become a dominant force among the UK-based bantamweights.

Allthough born near the Welsh border, Ellie is a London resident and somewhat surprisingly has the crowd support against the locally born but arrogant Pixie who refuses to touch gloves with the fellow blonde and wants to get on with it as quickly as possible!

Pixie Lott wears a black basque top, white knickers and red gloves. Platinium-dyed blonde hair straight. Ellie Goulding wears a red basque top, white knickers and black gloves. Long blonde hair straight. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the flyweight division.

Round 1:
Pixie shows her rival no respect whatsoever and the crowd begins to wonder which girl has actually lost seven fighst to date since Ellie's head gets smacked around and Lott carves her way into the cheeks with ruthless and efficient jabbing. Ellie clearly didn't expect such a ferocious start from her winless foe and needs time to adjust her stance but by the time she mounts a proper respons and nails Pixie up the middle, she emerges with a fat lip already as Lott just blasted her way through the high guard and shows no intentions to let go thereafter too. She bends Goulding to the side with a belting left hook and cracks another uppercut on the chest which reels the unbeaten blonde on her heels right at the bell and makes her yelp in pain. That even silences Charlie Webster in the BBU TV booth - let alone the East London audience.

Round 2:
More trouble for Goulding who probably didn't even get to see any of Pixie's seven previous bouts. She eats a handful of leather over the top and struggles to stretch her elbows while soaking up plenty of heat up the middle instead. If only she could slam dunk Lott with a proper shot! But no, she has to clinch the younger singer in order to catch her breath - and Pixie headbutts her to gain separation! Ouch! Ellie wobbles back with her right eye taking the full force of that move and before the ref can drag Lott away, she slams a left cross on the mouth AND WHIPS GOLUDING ON HER BACK just like that!!! Epic disaster in the making BUT the ref lectures the arrogant blonde and refuses to start the count... Ellie gathers herself upright at eight and complains about that headbutt however ref tries to clam things down and signals to the Hereford blonde he's got it all covered. Thankfully the remainder of the round is wasted over hectic wrestling and shoving in the middle of the ring and perhaps the break will help to calm the tempers down here!

Round 3:
Pixie goes downstairs and whacks Ellie below the waist line straight off the bell... forget the fair play here as the older blonde swings above the referee's shoulder and looks to slam one into the fellow singer's face but bumps herself off the man's back and fails to make Lott pay! No more warnings and the Bromley girl is deducted a point but she just laughs off this decision and romps into Goulding's face clearly catching her off guard... no break in action here and the ref loses the grip on this one as Pixie pounds away into Ellie's mouth and snaps her head back & forth until the older blonde aches out and bends to the side allowing Lott to deliver a crushing uppercut on the boobs AND SEND THE PRE-FIGHT FAVORITE DOWN ON HER KNEES... the jeering noise from the audience is defeaning but Pixie struts to her corner and ref has to start the count as Ellie spits out her mouthguard and complains about the whole ordeal... she's up at eight but the gloves are off now - if not literally - and there's no stopping these two from total annihilation... Lott knows what's coming but still charges ahead... she swings over Goulding's shoulder though and Ellie rips a monster cross hook on the nose that lifts the Bromley singer off her feet but somehow manages to stay upright and ducks underneath a looping follow up. The final few seconds run out in a hectic clinch and Ellie's brave enough to spike her rival's kidneys and shove her onto her knees once the bell halts the bitter brawl!

Round 4:
Shouting match between the two blondes during the break and we're reaching WWE Smackdown level of nonsense fast! Pixie keeps going forward but meets a flurry of punches in the center of the ring which stuffs her on the heels and when Goulding blasts her on the navel, she bends forward into the path of a cruel uppercut on the jaw that spins her to the ropes with a loud gasp... "Pixie could use some brains here!", Charlie Webster is bemused watching Lott's suicidal tactics and Ellie makes her pay for it when she scythes down the high guard and shoves her gloves right into the younger singer's face to dump her into a pile of shrieking misery. Lott struggles to embrace the heat and she's got no dirty tricks left to fend the fellow blonde off, she sags on her knees late in the going and succumbs to the Goulding rout! She barks in pain at the bell and leans over the ropes but that's one very bruised Bromley blonde there and Ellie looks to have scored a massive psychological blow to her arrogant opponent!

Round 5:
Pixie fails to match the other girl's speed across the canvas and bides some time along the ropes but she can only avoid Ellie's leather as long as the one minute mark when she gets whacked across the body after almost tripping over her own feet in hectic retreat. Goulding adds the head hunting pursuit thereafter and roots the aching Bromley girl to the spot before wading in on the liver area and trembling Pixie into a clubbing hook on the mouth that shuts her eyes and dumps into shimmy shake invitation... ELLIE SLAMS THE ONE-TWO JABBING COMBO on the brow ridges and simply RAGDOLLS the quickly gassing out Lott to her knees... another huge roar from the East London crowd and Pixie tries to fend off the spasms before getting back up at nine but it's clear she's living on borrowed time as all the early antics and over the top aggression comes back to haunt her now... she wobbles into her corner and nods back to the ref she's good to go... Ellie squares up to her in no time and looks to finish her off along the ropes... Lott in jelly knees mode, just stands there and accepts the punishment with Goulding hammering away into the face and tearing a nasty gash under the left eye before bombing into the nose with a quick uppercut combo to boot... Lott bursts into more spasms and screams out her fate as she slides against the turnbuckle and still manages to get caught with a nasty left hook on the chin THAT PUTS HER DOWN ON THE SPOT... Lott's knees simply gave way in the dying seconds and she collapses on her side at Goulding's feet... just enough time left on the clock to COUNT HER OUT... it's 2:57 on the official clock... KO5 Ellie Goulding!!!

AFTER: "That filthy bytch! She deserved THAT!", Ellie can't believe how hard she had to work to secure the win tonight! "Forget her boxing skills! That was one foul after another and the ref totally lost it! I don't know where she was the past couple of years but whoever said she was rusty and all? She came here to hurt me the dirty way but thankfully I was able to stop her antics before it was too late. Well, she gassed out after four rounds and that's the best thing that happened to me tonight. But don't let her near me in the future! This bytch should be suspended for MONTHS to come after tonight's horror show! And look at her now, she's down there beaten to a pulp and can't even get up to face the superior blonde! What a damn mess... East London... where strange things happen!", Ellie concludes her tirade by shaking her head in disgust and leaves the ring without even accepting the announcer's mic to thank the crowd for supporting this gruesome combat.

Back to Charlie Webster in the booth: "Well, East London ain't hosting the Grammy Awards anytime soon and Ellie made a long trip from the red carpet straight into wasps' nest. She needs to be reminded that BBU ain't for the faint-hearted either! Viewers discretion is strongly advised even when you're facing a girl on a seven-biut losing streak! And if people got upset over Dorota Rabczewska's thai boxing display vs Clara Morgane, well, Pixie Lott just raised that bet. She raised and lost. I think many experts and fellow fighters will be happy about that outcome!"

Final result: Ellie Goulding def. Pixie Lott KO5.

 

 

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