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11 May 2016 Billie Faiers vs Kate Lawler
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BBU ESSEX SPECIAL FROM BRENTWOOD
Posted by Vassago on May 11, 2016, 11:38 am
BEFORE: Billie Faiers remains winless in BBU competition but she gives it another try against fellow reality TV girl Kate Lawler here in her own Brentwood backyard tonight. 36 year old London-born Lawler made a competitive debut on the Real View vs BBU TV card last month where Kate Abdo stopped her in six rounds and Faiers vows to "beat the old slapper senseless" to finally break her lousy streak. Let's go down ringside to Charlie Webster who provides the play-by-play commentary.
Billie Faiers wears a light blue bikini set and black gloves. Long blonde hair straight. Kate Lawler wears a navy blue bikini set with red trim and red gloves. Long blonde hair straight. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division.
Round 1: Billie jumps into a leather frenzy trying to catch the older blonde with a swift hook but Kate blocks her off in mid distance and harpoons around the high guard to connect with the temples and immediately freeze the TOWIE starlet out in the center of the ring. Heavy head hunting slugfest follows as both women lack the defensive awareness and seemingly prefer to punish each other until one of them breaks down in tears. Kate scores the better punches in a high-octane drill and leaves a nasty cut under Billie's left eye while soaking up plenty of beef on the mouth. The all-in attitude makes the Brentwood crowd roar in delight but it's a suicidal tactics especially for Faiers who wobbles with a loud scream deep into the final minute when Lawler bangs her on the brow ridges and sends the head rocking back & forth to close out the round.
Round 2: Another high-tempo jabbing drive allows Billie to punish the older blonde's boobs early in the second but the overhand response stacks her up within seconds as Kate leans forward and bursts more facial cuts on the younger opponent. Billie just doesn't know how to back off here and Charlie Webster thinks she won't make it in one piece here but Kate just doesn't care and keeps ripping those facial hooks until Faiers sinks on her knees with another loud scream and ponders the escape route. The "old slapper" has none of it though and whacks the TOWIE girl on the liver area before crashing into the chest and pounding her back to the ropes. Billie can't hold the Lawler charge down anymore and bellows out behind a high earmuff with Kate blasting her to the body in the closing seconds and apparently set to teach the younger blonde a very painful lesson here.
Round 3: So, Billie actually has some brain power as she refuses to jump into another suicidal attack but seeing out Kate's response proves equally demanding as the older blonde swings plenty of leather around her temples and slices the high guard to resume the facial punishment on the minute mark. Like it or not, Billie must settle into the slugging display but her face gets bruised in numbers when Lawler thumps her from point-blank range and pummels her back to the ropes thereafter. Faiers moans in her efforts to break free but gets stuffed deep into the ropes and can only clinch her opponent while soaking up more midriff abuse. Kate leans on her with supreme power supply and ends another round on top with Billie's ribcage taking more beating. Heck, the proud TOWIE girl looks spend here already and just shakes her head as she's unable to put any real pressure on her opponent thus far.
Round 4: Kate thumps the younger blonde on the chest to secure another dominant position but with Billie slowly losing her temper, the older woman must be careful not to get carried away by the hitherto positive showing; Faiers sports plenty of bruises and the cut under her left eye looks particularly worrying but she leans on her rival and finally beefs up her on the rack to earn a quick clinching respite. This doesn't last long though as Lawler bumps her off to the heels before driving a left cross on the nose and punshing the exposed cleavage thereafter. Billie's defence is her weakest asset and she just can't protect her massive rack at all which leads into a frantic escape as Kate flirts with classic JMD script to spook the fellow blonde off for good in the final minute.
Round 5: Lawler hauls in another jabbing set to stagger Faiers in the middle of the ring; she slaps the bruised ribcage repeatedly in the opening minute but eats a left cross on the mouth as an aching TOWIE girl still has something left to give. A flurry of Billie's shots zips past the open target though and Kate romps more leather on the gut dumping her stubborn if lacklustre rival into an aching struggle. Billie's guard drops too low so Kate knocks a couple of heavy jabs onto her face and reels her back to the ropes; the younger blonde fails to find her rhythm at all and weaves desperately on the ropes while getting picked off by the rampant opponent. This is almost painful to watch now and Billie's battered into a standstill at the bell, the cut under the left eye begins to bleed again and the poor girl shakes her head while hugging her aching rack. Meanwhile Kate grins back at the audience and doesn't let the winning prospects overwhelm her just yet.
Round 6: Nobody will call Kate an "old slapper" here tonight as she bursts into Billie's cleavage and lifts the boobs against the slumped chin; the younger blonde is living through a nightmare here and Charlie Webster begins to wonder how much Kate holds back in order to keep tormenting her clearly inferior opponent. Billie trips back to the ropes and has to embrace another body assault with Lawler ripping jabs all over the place and piercing the navel for a good measure which just takes out whatever's left from Faiers' resistance... THE TOWIE GIRL HAS TO TAKE A KNEE just to halt the older blonde's rout and she looks wrecked mentally as well as physically according to Charlie... she gets up at eight and demands her bra to be corrected but that's just an excuse to waste more time... Kate laughs off those efforts and crashes down on her in the final minute again; she slices the high guard and blasts more brutal jabs to the roughed up face, Billie slides against the turnbuckle and screams out her demise but the ref allows the beatdown to continue until the bell finally saves Faiers from going down in a heap. She is totally banged up here with another cut appearing under her right eye and Charlie Webster wonders if she answers the bell for the next round.
Round 7: Billie doesn't quit on her stool in her own backyard but the first punch that Kate delivers on her nose marks instant disaster as the younger blonde isn't able to keep her gloves high enough anymore and allows Lawler to finally reach the finish line... a thumping series turns her face into a bloody mask with both cuts leaking red fluid badly now and Billie only wobbling as far as the referee's embrace... she spits out her gumshield and whispers to him: "I can't take it anymore... make her stop... I can't...", Kate's heard all of that and gurgles in delight: You quit on me, bytch? Really?" Ref tells her to drop all the post-fight heroics and confirms that Billie's had enough of this contest before craddling her away to safety. TKO7 Kate Lawler submission-style!!!
AFTER: Disaster for the Faiers camp which continues to provide the cannon fodder footage all across Essex and the whole of England. Thankfully Billie's younger sister Sam wasn't present to witness this nightmare but at least the local crowd doesn't sound too upset after such a soul-crushing result. Meanwhile Kate Lawler makes full amends for the Kate Abdo clanger the other day by scoring her maiden BBU victory. On the other hand Billie is truly shattered both mentally as well as physically and Charlie Webster can only wonder when she will return from this almighty beating. It's gonna be a very long summer for the 26 year old TOWIE starlet.
Kate visits the TV booth just minutes later and tells Charlie: "OK, so Denise van Outen is that big TV star and all but I just told the Faiers sisters to beat it. They look like they own the place but they can't punch a lot, I tell you, I crushed Billie out there and made her quit in tears! Yep, that doesn't happen very often and I'm still a rookie (...) Yeah, I'm older than you Charlie but so what? I can sell tickets all over the country, I'm not just an Essex soul crusher and hell, I don't want to know what Sam Faiers wants to do with me. Stupid twitter talk. I'm done with these wimps, I want Imogen Thomas next! Yes, the very same former bantamweight champion who thinks that Welsh brunettes are superior to English blondes! Over my fallen body, cow!"
Final result: Kate Lawler def. Billie Faiers TKO7 (Submission).
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11 May 2016 Billie Faiers vs Kate Lawler
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