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29 April 2016 Lindsay Lohan vs CJ Perry

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OFFICIAL SSB APRIL PPV

 

JUGS OF MASS DESTRUCTION

 

Posted by Lookout! Boxing on April 29, 2016, 11:06 am

 

 
Lindsay Lohan (FCBA 48-30-1, 40 KO; Other 0-3) vs. C.J. Perry (FCBA Debut)
Lohan: (29 yo; 5'5; 32D; 115#); Perry: (31y/o, 5'7”, 115#, 34B)
(Ginny's Academy vs. Los Ingobernales: Equipo Secundario)
Result: Lookout/Story: Girls Friday (Girls Friday)

To say Ginny wasn't happy about her Academy girls losing the stable war to Los Ingobernales is an understatement. What pissed her off was the fact that Los Ingobernales had to use girls from outside stables to win. Then Stephanie McMahon had to form Equipo Secundario (B team in Spanish) to act like a developmental stable to her main stable. So as she was in her favorite chair with her favorite maid Celeste Bonin, having fun with said girl and watching Lindsay Lohan "spar" with Nikki Bella, it brought relief to her current mindset. You see Lindsay had beaten Nikki in the stable war and the penalty the bustier Bella twin had picked was to be her training partner until Ginny releases her. Lindsay was indeed teaching Nikki; purely about pain as Nikki was allowed head protection but no jugg protection while Lohan had both. The red head continued to hammer Nikki to the ropes with harpoon-like punches to juggs as Ginny was forming a plan for revenge.

After Nikki had gone down in the far corner from Ginny's view; sobbing and holding her sore juggs, Ginny waved Lohan to the ropes after her maid had put a giant grin on her face. Ginny whispered her plan to Lindsay, who smiled brightly while licking her lips and nodding her acceptance of the scheme. So announcing a press release; Ginny stated "since Stephanie is happy for her B-team girls to be challenged by anyone, Lindsay Lohan wants C.J. Perry” Adding to the statement "the correct conclusion to the stable war begins at the PPV when my stable beats up your real members, not ringers!” For her part C.J. was happy, she'd wanted to make a big bang at boxing like she'd done when debuting as Lana on WWE T.V. But how can she beat a woman whose had 79 bouts in total and been a JMD champion only last year.

Standing in the ring C.J. Perry wears a pure red one-piece bikini, in homage to the Baywatch character CJ Perry, clinging to her and covering up her body. Her blonde hair is tied up in a ballet bun, and her gloves are white, blue, and red in that order to show the Russian flag. Nothing special adorns her in this match. Meanwhile, Lindsay Lohan is in a pink sports bra and black & white polka dot shorts, copying her Mean Girls starring role appearance, as well as pink gloves, with her hair in a ponytail.

Both women have serious looks, but Lohan adds a predator type smile as the women touch gloves for 10 rounds of JMD.

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Round 1: Lindsay saunters out her corner as she smirks and stares daggers at her perceived prey who stares right back. The early going has Catherine showing a little too much respect to Lindsay as she throws out a jab instead of the usual JMD carnage we usual get. Lohan is toying with her in the early going; sidestepping the jab and delivering one of her own to annoy the blonde. Lindsay is showing no respect to Catherine, who starts to get annoyed at the half way point and starts firing back while using her footwork honed by years of dancing with Muay Thai training her and her future husband do. Perry starts to land that jab more freely as her extra height with those stunning long legs starts to take advantage. A minute to go; Lindsay has to change tactic as the fight starts to get serious, she manages to loop several hooks to juggs while Catherine spikes her juggs with jabs and straights. At the bell; Lohan shouts "play time will be over soon!" C.J replies with waving her gloves to say "bring it".

Between rounds: After a low-key start to the bout: Lindsay seems pleased with herself as she returns to her corner which has Charlize Theron and Catherine Bell acting as the seconds. Jennifer is sulking as usual lately over anything JMD related; the running joke in the academy is that she and Tess Valmore must go to JMD support group to moan about it. It doesn't help that she's working as the towel and water girl while Charlize acts as the coach and she's not happy. "Don't play with this girl; she's more dangerous than you seem to realize!" roars Theron as Lindsay just shakes her head and says “nope' then goes back to smiling. In the other corner, C.J has her two stablemates; Bo Krsmanovic and Britani Knight. Britani and C.J are not friends so she's happy for Bo to take the lead as the no experienced girl just acts as a cheerleader. "Go get her babe; you're better than her, we're all behind you!” says Bo as Stephanie McMahon in the front row wonders if she should have helped.

Round 2: Coming out their corners; Catherine seems to have gotten the confidence to start attacking more freely now as Lohan is still not worried, though. Lindsay's going on the inside and throwing hard shots to the juggs; trying to free those juggs from their top in her mind to take a psychology edge over the rookie. Half way through the round; Catherine smacks a hard straight to Lindsays nose pushing the red-haired head back. Lindsay looks perplexed as she's getting struck around her juggs and worse is getting backed up. Enforcing the clinch for the first jug to jug warfare; Lindsay tries to reinforce her edge by taunting into Catherines ear. Catherine shoves her off which makes Lindsay gasp at the strength of the blonde who she just sees as a wrestling valet, forgetting that Perry trains a lot in the gym. Lindsay has to keep her shots to the inside of C.J.'s body to maintain the damage she's taking to a minimum but at the bell, she adopts a hard hook to her juggs that make her wince and have to bite her lip not to scream.

Between rounds: Lindsay is almost robotic the way she walks back to her corner stunned at what's just happened. Charlize is shouting at her "what the hell was that Lindsay?! Come on stop playing games and get at this girls body!” Bell places the ice pack onto the juggs of the red head which seems to knock her out her stupor somewhat; now her face is a dark red as she's embarrassed. In the other corner, Catherine looks calm as Britani places an ice pack on her juggs which comes with a scowl from Knight, who'd love to help anyone but her WWE colleague. Bo is almost jumping up and down as she says "oh my god; oh my god, did you see her Britani?” That gets a grunt from Britani, who doesn't want to acknowledge that Catherine may have won her first round in boxing. "Ok keep it up! We all want you to win this honey! Make us proud!” roars Bo as she is pulled out the ring by Britani as the ref's waiting to start the next round.

Round 3: Lindsay rushes out wildly to try and get her advantage over her blonde rival again, but she's not showing that experience now as in a turnaround from round one; it's Perry who's moving around Lohan. She's able to punch at will as Lindsay's lost in her mind; Lohan came into the bout without any real focus, and she's paying for it now. Taking jabs and straights to have face and juggs has the former JMD champ starting to look like she's getting rocked. In fact, Catherine past the half way stage of the round lands a hard hook that wobbles Lindsay to the ropes. She rushes in to try and end the fight with a barrage of punches as the ref watches; Lohan is defending herself well, deflecting a lot of the punches and doing enough to throw punches back. In fact, she manages to get the clinch as Perry's arms are getting tired, Charlize is relieved as Lindsay manages to get some punches in to end the round.

Between round: Lindsay is sulking slightly after that last round; her lip is swollen so she can't pout as much as she'd love to. Charlize gives her push to her sore juggs that make her wake up from her feeling sorry for herself to pure angry. "Why did you push me!" roars Lindsay as she squares up to Charlize, which the crowd cheers, wondering if they might go at it. But Charlize steps to the side and points at C.J saying "that's the Lindsay I love, and we need, the ass-kicker, not the unfocused mess you've been up to now”. Lindsay nods as her eyes never blink for the rest of the break as she stares at the blonde she was supposed to humiliate. In Perry's corner; Bo hugs her forgetting the pained juggs of her friend who taps her on the back to release her. Paige smirks at Catherine's discomfort before she begins her work on her frenemy, trying to keep her in top shape. Bo leads the crowd in a "C.J!" chant that makes Stephanie McMahon even join in with a smile.

Round 4: Now Lindsay gives Catherine the full JMD experience as she reminds people why she's a top contender in the world of boxing. As Catherine attempts to get settled into a rhythm; Lindsay is finally unleashing her full arsenal to the body and juggs of the leggy blonde. Perry grimaces as Lohan is pistoning lefts and rights into any part of the body she can hit with as hard a punch as she can give. Lohan backs the blonde to the ropes; with Lohan's head under her chin and having hooks flung into the sides of Perry, who has tears forming, but she manages to clinch finally. Perry has to resist the urge not to throw a Muay Thai knee the way their bodies are as Bo continues the "C.J" chants but "Lohan" is being chanted creating dueling chants. C.J manages to get the jab working as she looks tired as she’s attempting to get air back into her lungs. Lindsay blows in again, but the bell stops anymore action as both women separate and surprisingly Lohan nods to Perry as they return to their corners.

Between rounds: Lohan gets a pat on her behind from Charlize as Bell is waved to work on preparing Lindsay for another round. Theron says "that's it; another round like that and it could be home time, but you have to keep this laser focus.” Lindsay nods as she continues to stare at Catherine; she doesn’t respect anyone, but she knows she just attacked with a barrage that would take a top contender and it didn't get the job done. While Catherine in her corner has her eyes shut as Britani works to stop the swelling on the juggs and the soreness in her abs. Bo is still bouncing up and down chanting "C.J!"; her juggs are
getting the crowds attention as men watch intently while some cheeky women on a hen party bet if they'll pop free from her top. Stephanie shakes her head wondering if she should take Bo under her wing to teach her how to be a top JMD(D) fighter and to grow into a successful woman, apt work is increasing.

Round 5: Catherine looks tired after that body punishment she took in the last round from the redhead who shows her experience and fight fitness that Perry lacks. The early moments are the blonde doing well to guard and dance away from behind the jab as she uses good ring awareness. But Lindsay knows she has to press now and takes several jabs that burst the swollen lower lip that trickles blood to get to her target. A minute goes by, and now Lohan gets to the body with some harsh body hooks that seem to suck a lot of the air from Catherine's lungs. The blonde backs to the ropes again and manages a clinch as an overly eager redhead tries to rush in to end the fight then. The ref separates them with less than a minute to go; C.J's guard is down, and she takes a cracking overhand right that would knock a wall down that stumbles her. It's the expert shot to the liver that shoots her to all fours; spitting her gumshield out as the ref surely counts to 10.

Winner: Lindsay Lohan KO round 5.

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Lindsay raises her arms as the seconds enter the ring to check on their girls. Charlize helps take Lohan's gloves off as they have a gentle hug to protect the redheads pained juggs. While Bo and Britani help Catherine onto a stool where she was beat, her stomach area is turning red where that last shot landed and she’s nearly vomiting. After a moment she's looks slightly better; that is till another chant breaks out "JMD! JMD!” Turning white; C.J sees Charlize Theron square up with the impressive Bo Krsmanovic and Catherine Bell with Britani Knight in a half-hearted attempt from both.

Stephanie McMahon takes her heels off in the corner and enters the ring, straight away she and Theron get into a staredown. Hairs stand on both women's necks as they dare the other to make the first move as the rest of the girls watch intently. Stephanie steps back while not taking her eyes away and asks for a microphone. After she gets it she says "girls I see I need to teach you tough love; let Lohan take her prize from Catherine without any interference, if you do attack Lindsay then you're on your own against the academy” Bo gulps as Britani smirks and waves Lindsay through without a grumble. As Lohan gets to Catherine; she quickly checks her surrounds then whispers to Perry "you did well, but this is business, learn wisely” Stephanie waves Bo and Britani out the ring to prove her word but as Jennifer Lawrence leaves the ring, Charlize squares up to the brunette again.

Both women look ready to get it on as they exchange arrogant stares and ready claws. But Charlize nods to Stephanie as if saying you kept your word, so I and you can wait for the two return to their corners and Steph mouths "anytime.” Lindsay has C.J's bra off as the blonde weakly attempts to fight back and takes a taped fisted punch to that liver again that sends her off the stool to the canvas again. Lohan throws her top into the ground as she mounts Perry and slaps her hard, the blonde is in tears before Lindsay covers her face with juggs. The smother doesn't take to long since Catherines that out of breath, but Lindsay slaps C.J's face with her juggs as a final humiliation. Ginny would tell the press with a topless Lohan next to her that “the stable war is far from over, and now we beat Stephanies real members, no ringers now."

 

 

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