

BBU BLACK EAGLE BOXING "TRIPLE HEAT" PPV
(from Lanxess Arena, Cologne, Germany)
(Black Eagle Boxing vs Double A Boxing)
Posted by Vassago on May 20, 2016, 1:39 pm
BEFORE: Former BroSis singer Indira Weis has drawn comparisons to the modelling legend Alessandra Ambrosio lately and Real View's Michelle Joy Phelps is chiefly responsible for these comments as she predicts the 36 year old brunette to annihilate fellow singer Jenny Frost tonight. The Merseyside blonde remains in hot demand on both sides of the channel but it's not a beauty contest so her pretty looks alone just won't cut it for her. In fact, the entire Atomic Kitten line-up has suffered badly in BBU over the years, Natasha Hamilton keeps stalking the Girls Aloud camp with little success and Kerry Katona was once infamously banned for a failed drug test and never recovered. Jenny still sells out the tickets though and might just be the most attractive gatekeeper in the lightweight division even if her results place her near the bottom of the rankings.
Indira Weis wears a golden sports bra, white hotpants and red gloves. Dark brown hair tied in a tight bun at the back of her head. Jenny Frost wears a green bikini top, black knickers and white gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a sleek ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the lightweight division.
Round 1: Indira's an aggressive performer and she just thrives on thumping Jenny straight up the gut in the early seconds which immediately staggers the blonde and makes her a very easy target. Gina Wild has done really well to book this contest to further build Indira's stock around the league according to Georgie Thompson but surely Jenny has more skills in her than Rosie Huntington-Whiteley! There's no sign of it in the opening round though as Weis bullies her back to the ropes and reverts into swinging aerial attack and snapping the blonde's head back. Jenny was brutalized by Monika Pietrasinska recently and Georgie is worried she hasn't recovered in time for the Weis challenge; she spends the final minute covered behind a desperate earmuff and simply makes Indira look like the second coming of Regina Halmich!
Round 2: More punches are coming Jenny's way but she at least tries to make it competitive and flicks a couple of hooks into Indira's temples which only makes the German favorite angry. A ripping hook on the liver area bends the older singer into a quick hook on the boobs and when Frost's guard collapses, Indira can waltz into an uppercut double on the chin that sags the Merseyside girl on her knees before another hook on the guts sends her reeling onto the ropes. Weis leaps after her struggling opponent and Jenny just doesn't have the quickness in her to avoid a piercing jab that bursts into her lips and allows the brunette to rain punches all over town. Another desperate earmuff is easily shattered aside and Indira enjoys knocking the blonde's head back & forth until Frost screams out in pain and wobbles into one hook on the temple too many... BLONDE GIRL DOWN!!!! That was simply too much for the otherwise delicious Brit who just collapses in a heap at the German's feet and Indira barks at her and demands her to get up... it's really getting too easy for the former BroSis singer as she threatens to whitewash another opponent and all credit to Frost for getting back up at eight... Gina Wild tries to calm Weis down as the brunette wants to finish the blonde off as quickly as possible but why turn this fight into a genuine sparring session when you've got all the time in the world to get the job done and keep the Cologne audience happy at the same time.
Round 3: Jenny shakes her head repeatedly during the interval and it's obvious she didn't expect crashing against a brute force here tonight. It's still easy to underestimate Indira's performance but when the German resumes head hunting the blonde and slams a quick one-two combo on the cheeks even Jenny doesn't care about it anymore. She loops a couple of sluggish hooks but then has Indira blasting her on the swollen mouth again and sinks on her knees with the brunette ripping a steady midsection attack just to add some versatility into her display. She pummels the aching blonde back to the ropes where Frost finally secures a clinching respite but that's not nearly enough to halt the ribcage pasting that follows in the final minute. Weis literally leans her head against the blonde's shoulder but wraps her guts up in a jabbing galore and leaves her gasping for air at the bell; Jenny's barely able to walk back in a straight line and hugs her ribcage all the time; that's one banged up Brit out there and Georgie doesn't see her making it past the next round.
Round 4: Weis rips a quick series on the ribcage and staggers a slow moving blonde in the center of the ring before blasting a piercing combo upstairs which shatters the high guard and leaves Frost exposed into a mammoth left hook on the ear THAT RAGDOLLS HER ON HER BACK moments later... Even Michelle Joy Phelps looks stunned by that instant dose of wrath from the German singer and perhaps it would be better for Jenny if she just stayed down on the canvas now. However the pride of Merseyside remains alive and the blonde tries to beat the count... she manages to lift herself onto all fours at six and wobbles back into upright position at nine... her lips are badly swollen here and the hook to the ear has left her all shaken up which is the main concern... ref looks back at the bunny hopping Weis in the Eagles corner and tells her: "You want to kill her or something? Just give it a rest!", he then escorts the slumped blonde back to the Double A corner and Jenny can barely hold back the tears of defeat now as she remains crippled on the ropes but thankfully is spared further punishment. TKO4 Indira Weis!!!
AFTER: The Eagles keep rocking the Triple Heat PPV card - but for Sandy Moelling's shocking demise - however Indira was a runaway favorite to win this contest and the ref should be credited with saving Jenny Frost's BBU career - for the marketing revenue's sake more than anything else. It's almost a crying shame to watch such a pretty girl get destroyed in the ring but on the other hand Indira has that wrecking presence about her and she simply won't blink for a split second if she finds herself in a position to absolutely destroy her opponents. She's a tough bytch all-around even if she's being fed journeywomen match-ups at the start of her career...
Black Eagles coach Gina Wild refuses to talk to Michelle Joy Phelps but she explains to Georgie Thompson that she won't be calling Alessandra Ambrosio anytime soon: "It's not the time and place required for such a fight. I mean, let's see what Doutzen Kroes does first. If she vacats the title like Miranda Kerr did in the past to pursue her American dream we might just stick our foot in the door and then seek the Ambrosio blockbuster clash. Both she and Indira can go separate ways for now but of course they are two highly-touted late bloomers in the league and I expect them to fight sometime within the next couple of years. I'm sure all your BBU TV folks are glued to Ambrosio's modelling portfolio but Indira's the toughest bytch to arrive in BBU since Sabrina Washington's heyday. Our only regret is her age, if this was 2002, she'd be eating the likes of Sarah Harding for breakfast. Heck, speaking of that English tart, is she available right now? She never liked me when I coached her up in Barnet so perhaps I can rattle her ego again!"
Final result: Indira Weis def. Jenny Frost TKO4.
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