24 year old Kaili debuts tonight against the girl who has been beaten senseless by her sisters already, and pounded relentlessly, initially by her brother, but more recently by his friends, two of whom spent the night with the singer, and she is reported to have given them both a good time.
Into the ring strides Alesha, like Lisa clad in a black leather bikini and choker, and she really looks fantastic, much to the annoyance of Kaili, dressed in identical kit to her sister, white satin bikini, gloves and boots, with a pair of lips embroidered onto each toecap, clearly an area she will be wanting Alesha to kiss, should she beat her.

Round 1

The fight starts, but despite her clear aggression, Kaili can’t quite get to Alesha, who’s a couple of inches or so taller, and who’s boxing neatly, jabbing and moving, not landing punches with any power behind them, but not being hit either, but now Kaili starts to get through Alesha’s guard with bodyshots, Alesha gasping and groaning, retreating to the ropes, and the British girl’s clearly been tired out by her nocturnal duties at House of Thorne, and Kaili’s in at close range, really working her to the body, stabbing punches which Alesha struggles to absorb, Kaili telling her, “You filthy hooker! You’ve got more of this coming to you!” and she rams a left hook into Alesha’s liver to make her point, the older girl looking distressed as she wanders to her stool at the bell.

Round 2

As soon as the bell restarts the action, Kaili’s hammering Alesha to the ribs, and again she sinks a left hook into her liver, and that’s put her down on her knees, gasping, tears running down her cheeks now.. Alesha gets up at 6, but she’s squealing as the body battering continues, and she stumbles again after another cruel hook to her midsection, and Kaili follows up and floors her with a left hook to the jaw, Alesha flopped on her back, and she only just beats the count at 8 this time, her eyes and face forlorn as her young tormenter who’s gone back to battering the older girl’s body now, telling her, “Don’t wanna mess with your face too much, hooker! We’ve got plans for you tonight!”

Round 3

Kaili quickly starts on Alesha with her jab, and snaps the Brit’s head backwards, gives her a solid right cross, and Alesha’s unsteady already, rocked by that punch, with Kaili mocking her, “Slack old hooker – so easy!” and she gives her more punches to her body, the older girl gasping, leaning in on young Kaili, and panting, “Just finish me off, babe! I’m done!” With Alesha wilting now, her spirit and guard destroyed, Kaili wastes little time in working her backwards with some hard punches to her ribs, sets her up against the ropes, and knocks her out with another left hook, Alesha lying motionless as she’s counted out.

Result: Kaili Thorne knocked out Alesha Dixon in round 3.

That was very one – sided, principally because Alesha was already exhausted, and it rather looks as if the Thorne family have broken her, as she kneels before Kaili and almost silently kisses the younger girl’s feet.