The Man In The Hat sits, as usual, at the center of the dais. To his left are Leven Rambin, Pink, Anna Torv, Mariska Hargitay, Jewel, and Grace Park. To his right sit Leighton Meester, Kristen Stewart, Kat Graham, Britney Spears, Neve Campbell, and Avril Lavigne.

Man In The Hat: "All right, as usual, before we get to questions, there are some people I want to thank. Let's start with The Latin Union. They've been here before. They'll be here again. It's a great group they've got over there, a talented group, and we love workin' with 'em. Of course, we always take a minute to thank the indie fighters. Part of what Asylum is about is getting girls without management a chance to get in the spotlight. And, we had some girls here tonight that deserve a little light on 'em. And, of course, our good friends at Bazz. You want a great fight? Sign to fight a member of Bazz. And, last but not least, let's thank the FCBA commission for sanctioning these bouts and making Asylum possible. Now. Cable Boy. Talk to me!"

HBO Reporter: "Let's talk about Pink. It's been pointed out that she has quite the winning percentage, and she didn't do it any damage tonight..."

Man In The Hat(smiling): "Pinkness is a complete fighter. She's got all the tools and she can do anything you need done in there. She's very, very hard to beat, because she can beat you in so many different ways. She's athletic, strong, very smart, very tough. She was the first member of Front Street, and there's a reason for that. Cable Boy II! Go!"

Showtime Reporter: "Anna Torv's right among your top lightweights and she looked very good tonight..."

Man In The Hat (nodding): "Always looks good. Always. Anna's one of the best lightweights in the world and has been for several years now. Pausini's a strong, rugged fighter, no pushover. But, Anna's up to the task, just like she's been up to about any task we've put in front of her. BLONDE! Magazine! Let's hear a question!"

BLONDE! Magazine Reporter: "Leven Rambin. What a huge win for Leven Rambin..."

Man In The Hat (nodding): "You could not be more correct. This was the kind of win that shows just what kind of potential we have in Leven. That's a very good fighter out there, who's beaten some very good fighters. And, when you can go out and turn the tables on her. Again. It shows the potential we have. This was very, very big. No question about it.Tess, dear, go ahead..."

Tess: "Kristen had her hands full at times tonight..."

Man In The Hat: "Sure did. Sure did. This girl Robertson likes to fight that swarming style and it can be very effective when done properly. And, she DID give Kristen problems for awhile, even knocked her down. But, hey, Portman was down after eight and had been knocked down by a teenager without an FCBA win the other night. Kristen made the adjustments and turned things around. And, that's the important part. Give Robertson her due. But, give Kristen hers. She found a way and she won. Smackeroo! Dinner time. Take us there!"

Reporter: "I think the biggest win of the night was Leighton's..."

Man In The Hat: "I think you're right. Leighton's a girl who's been close to that breakthrough win. Close. But, no cigar. Well. She got the proverbial cigar tonight, and in one of the best possible ways. To come back like that against a fighter like Song? To get off the deck, roll back, and take her out of there? Leighton was right in the post-fight. We don't have ONE contending flyweight any longer. We now have TWO. Now. Dinner time! Tess! Smackey! Limo!"