Posted by Simguy on 11/14/2003, 8:43 pm.

Shakira on the hot seat—beat Jessica Simpson or pack your bags. Simpsy once a soft touch at 110, but bitter tooth and nail battles have toughened her up—she’s a challenge for anyone who wants to go right at her. Shak the kind of girl who’ll accept that challenge, jiggly slugfest anticipated as petite punchers glove’em up. Jessica in black sports bra, black boy cut trunks, Shakira in tan bikini top with western fringe motif, brown leather bottoms.

During R1: Hammer and tong midring—girls don’t have to search for each other in there. Jessica in a wide stance, bending at the waist low, side to side, pulling wider power shots into Shak’s jaw and ribs, Shak jamming in a stubby jab, looking for straight right hands and comeback hooks—both girls tagging each other flush at sporadic intervals, both sets of sturdy legs standing firm. Just hard punching back and forth—pretty close, maybe Simpson’s head movement letting her get the better of it.

R2: Steady pressure from Shakira has Jessica covering up midring, slowly, steadily retreating to the ropes. All Shak as she gets into Jessica with short, snapping punches, Shak getting low, shouldering Jess upright, snatching hooks at her belly, clubbing at her skull. Simpsy hands at her temples. Elbows in, grimacing under fire. Jessica trying to slide to her right, Shak stepping with her, reaching that hook to the ribs to gather the blonde in, then squaring away anew. Down the stretch, Simpson from her protect crouch comes up punching—she clips Shak a hook, beating the Colombian to the punch, chops a right hand to Shak’s chin and SHAKIRA GOES DOWN! Little Latina blunted into her backside—Simpsy all chest heaving, hands at her sides as she glares down—Jess ruins a one-sided Shakira round with timely counter punching to extend her lead.

R3: Girls collide midring, bump each other off and get to slugging! Mindless, straight ahead bludgeoning—girls shamelessly leading with their heads, butting one another, punching up into one another’s lungs, clouting and clubbing at one another’s chins—it’s a free for all. Short, pounding delivery, girls getting their backs into it, leaning into a punches, heads in close. Too close to call until late—Simpsy getting to Shak with a looping left uppercut on the teeth, has Latina toppling forward. Jessica stepping back in good order, reaming her girl with lefts and rights, drawing the forearms across Shak’s lips on follow through and SHAKIRA GOES DOWN! Little Latina blubbery, shook up—she beats the bout, but she’s swaying hurt! ON COMES JESSICA! Greedy Simpson shoves her girl in the shoulders, leans in and packs leather to belly, arches her back to get uppercuts, then shoves up to reset—ROBUST beating as Shakira comes apart. Deluge of punches—crisp, compact strokes body and head simply hammers Shak out on her feet—she pools to the canvas with Simpsy still spitting leather—American staggering back, staring down with bared teeth at the wreckage. KO3 in savage fashion, Jessica Simpson.

AfterL Sjak out in her face, disgraced, used up—it’s all over for the once promising Latina. BSE corner leaves without assisting her—slumbering Latina all but forgotten as ring fills with Simpson loyalists and well wishers—people practically stepping over Shakira to get to the bubbly blonde—sickening. Days after, Shakira bares her soul in the pages of BLONDE! magazine, wailing about BSE treachery and heartless betrayal—it’s a black eye for an organization that prides itself on being a ‘fighter’s stable”.

Reposted by Archer 1/1/2010.