Man In The Hat: "Good evening and welcome to a very special presentation of boxing at the Asylum. We will now have a moment of silence in memory of The Greatest of All Time, the late, great Muhammad Ali..."

(Silence)

Man In The Hat: "Thank you. And, thank you, Champ. Tell Joe Old Wiz said 'Hi'. He's been waiting for you. Now. We've got some business at hand. We're in a familiar place, at ringside here at the Asylum arena, but 'we' isn't your normal announce crew. It's Old Wiz and Hall of Famer Britney Spears!"

Britney: "And, as I recall, the last time you and I did a boxing broadcast it was a fight in a swamp full of alligators."

Man In The Hat: "I think you're right, Champ. Man, we gotta do another one of those. I gotta figure who I want to throw into the middle of a swamp full of gators first, though..."

Britney (laughing): "You've mellowed, Wiz. There was a time when you'd have had a long list of people like that..."

Man In The Hat: "You could be right, Champ. You could be right. But. Back to business. Tonight, we have a fight three years in the making. So, let's go right to the pre-fight interviews..."

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BEFORE:

"Three long years," says Carrie with a shake of the head. "That's how long I've been banished from the FCBA. I've been taking fights wherever I could find them, all that time trying to work my way back here. Well. Here I am. Back. And better than ever!"

"I have no idea," says Moon with a shrug, "Why this girl wants to fight ME. And, when I'm done with her, she's going to be wondering the same thing."

ROUND ONE:

Man In The Hat: "We're back at ringside and that's 'Brick House' by the Commodores, and here comes Carrie Prejean!"

Britney: "Carrie, of course, did not exactly cover herself with glory when she was in the FCBA the first time, going 1-13, losing management twice and capping things off with a first round KO at the hands of Marisa Miller..."

Man In The Hat: "But, she's back and loaded for bear. Or, at least she'd better be. Prejean into the ring and helped off with the robe. Wearing that white two-piece she likes. And, that's 'Fantaisie Impromptu' by Chopin, and here comes formr FCBA welterweight champion Moon Bloodgood!"

Britney: "And, Moon asked the question why Carrie wanted to get back into the FCBA with a fight against her. I'm asking the same question, because, Prejean's weakness has always been taking a punch, and Moon is one of the biggest hitters in the FCBA."

Man In The Hat: "No doubt about it. Bloodgood into the ring and helped off with the robe by the Bazz corner. She's wearing black tonight and looking darn good doing it, Champ..."

Britney: "Moon has a body almost any girl would love to have, no question about that."

Man In The Hat: "We're about ready to go. There's the bell. Prejean looking to the jab now. No surprise, Champ..."

Britney: "None at all. This is the strength of Moon's game, the pageant jab."

Man In The Hat: "And, it IS a good, sharp jab. She moves well behind it. Locates it well. She can get distance and control geometry when she has it going, and she's got it going early."

Britney: "Lot of recon going on from Moon right now, though. She's not really pressing. Just getting the lay of the land."

Man In The Hat: "Prejean workin' that left hand. She's got a straight-up style typical of pageant girls, and that hasn't changed in her time away from the FCBA."

Britney: "It has not. What we're seeing right now is the stuff Carrie always did well. The question is, can the do the other stuff better now?"

Man In The Hat: "Just ten seconds to go in the first. Prejean going to jab it away and com out of this round with a 10-9 lead."

ROUND TWO:

Man In The Hat: "More pressure from Moon to start the second, and no surprise in that. Bloodgood not likely to stand on the end of Carrie's jab all fight."

Britney: "Not with the kind of power Moon has. She can certainly box at range with all that length, but that's likely not the game plan."

Man In The Hat: "I should say it's not. Still, Carrie doing a good job managing the geometry with that left hand. Got to start committing on a right eventually, though, if she wants to keep Moon off."

Britney: "Sooner rather than later, because Bloodgood isn't going to be impressed by jabs, no matter how good they are."

Man In The Hat: "Final seconds tick off in the second and there's the bell. Close round. Moon getting a bit more done, I think."

Britney: "Agreed. We're even at 19."

ROUND THREE:

Man In The Hat: "Bloodgood turning up the heat in the third. She's got Carrie giving ground now. She's slipping the jab, stepping in, working body, getting that power to bear."

Britney: "This is where the trouble happens for Prejean."

Man In The Hat: "And, it's happening right now. Carrie on the back foot, snapping jabs, trying to keep Moon off, but not getting it done. Bloodgood closing, banging, grabbing all the canvas she can grab. Carrie tying up, but Moon shoving her off."

Britney: "Prejean's corner telling her to move, but moving isn't going to be the answer. She's got to punch for respect here."

Man In The Hat: "No doubt, or Moon's going to be right in her grill and she does NOT want Moon Bloodgood right in her grill. The brunette backing the blonde into the ropes now and giving her body quite the going over."

Britney: "This is not good for Carrie. ANY of it..."

Man In The Hat: "RIGHT HAND, MOON! Prejean is hurt after a blistering straight right! Carrie covering up on the ropes as Bloodgood goes to town! Referee looking in, but there's the bell!"

Britney: "That could not have happened at a better time for Carrie. She was in serious trouble. As it is, Moon, wide and up 29-28."

ROUND FOUR:

Man In The Hat: "Fourth begins with Bloodgood just walking forward now. She's backing Prejean up quickly. Carrie not looking like having the legs back and Moon knows it. Bloodgood looking to set up a big punch here..."

Britney: "She really DOES know how to finish. This is where you don't want to get too aggressive. You've got her in trouble, but you've got to take your time."

Man In The Hat: "And, that's just what Bloodgood is doing. Prejean keeping the guard high. Jabbing in spots. Moon getting that heavy left home and THERE'S A RIGHT HAND AND DOWN GOES PREJEAN!"

Britney: "Wow. That was just a BRUTAL punch."

Man In The Hat: "Moon to a neutral corner. Referee's count at three. Four. Five. Six. I suspect he can count all night, Champ..."

Britney: "Looks that way."

Man In The Hat: "Carrie on her back, unmoving. Nine. Ten! And it is OVER! And, your winner by KO4 is Moon Bloodgood!"

AFTER:

Man In The Hat: "Let's go up to the ring and Britney Spears!"

Britney: "I have our winner, Moon Bloodgood, and, Moon, you didn't waste a lot of time in there."

Moon (shaking her head): "She's a good boxer, so, I had to respect that early. But, I knew I'd find the holes in the defenses, and, when I did, I could finish."

Britney: "How's it feel to fight here at Asylum?"

Moon (smiling): "I like it. Tell Wiz to bring me back!"