Selena Gomez (FCBA 14-10, 11 KO; BBU 4-4, 4 KO) vs. Amanda Seyfried (15-16-1, 10 KO)
Gomez: 23 y/o, 5'5", 130# [32B]; Seyfried: 30 y/o, 5'3", 108# [32D]
(Lioness Club of America vs. Mirage Boxing)
JMD Record: 0-1 vs 0-0
Results: Lookout! Boxing / Story: Vassago

BEFORE: Amanda Seyfried has become the forgotten woman of FCBA after getting dumped by Front Street in February 2014 following a three-fight losing streak. She's fought only once since then and lost again but cites the "internal desire to compete in jug muggin' " as the main reason behind her unexpected Queendom bow tonight. Of course, everyone knows that her former employer straight out of the State of Independence prevents their members from taking part in JMD and Seyfried revealed the dislike to that particular policy in a "tell-all" segment with ESPN's Erin Andrews last week already.

Seyfried's JMD debut somewhat overshadows Selena Gomez's favorable betting odds; the Lioness Club of America Beta operator enters the Queendom off back-to-back wins over Anna Kendrick and Miley Cyrus but has competed in jug muggin' rules once before when Clare Bowen smashed her into a pulp back in February 2013. So, while Gomez boasts the dominant mojo, the otherwise cruel JMD genre tends to even the prospects out especially if Seyfried's "desire" turns into something evil after all.

Selena Gomez wears a leopard print bikini top, black knickers, and orange gloves. Dark brown hair in a fighting ponytail. Amanda Seyfried wears a light blue bikini set and white gloves. Blonde hair tied in a high ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the JMD division.

Round 1:
Amanda flies straight into the brunette's cleavage and wastes no time in thumping an uppercut drive that staggers the younger girl in the center of the ring and forces her into a tight coverage as the blonde keeps wading in the beef and leaves the crowd stunned by her ruthless demeanor so early into the fight. The blonde's rack muggin's values were a mystery before the opening bell but Seyfried markets them well as she drops Gomez on her heels down the stretch and dominates the opening round with a spirited offensive gear the Texas native didn't anticipate whatsoever. Amanda reels her subdued foe onto the ropes in the final minute and takes full advantage of the surprise factor as Gomey reverts into single spiking from the side that doesn't even connect with the breasts. Her shorts only bounces off the ribcage, but Seyfried has none of it as she leans forward and keeps firing away through the middle which is more than enough to shut the brunette down wholesale.

Round 2:
Selena quickly shakes off the wrong foot and loops an early cross on the rack that catches the blonde in the full and makes her wince before another slant punch lifts her left boob and wobbles her to the side. It was impressive to watch how Amanda dominated her opponent when she didn't have to soak up any response, but her resistance gets badly exposed now as Gomez jumps into a regular jabbing route and picks off the breasts far too quickly for Seyfried to avoid the circling escape. She loses the mid range tangle with Selena's superior reach coming to the fore and keeping the blonde at bay before a nasty piledriver on the solar plexus raises the moaning volume and briefly freezes the older woman in the center of the ring again. Gomez can't hold back a quick hook on the temple, but as Seyfried's head slumps forward, she adds a one-two combo on the rack and drills the liver area for a good measure which reels the blonde butt-in-ropes with only a few seconds to spare on the clock. Amanda tries to avoid the late rally but steps the wrong way, and Gomey bends her with another hook on the liver area before bouncing off the tits with a last-gasp uppercut that also catches the piece of the blonde's chin and leaves the Allentown native yelping in pain at the bell.

Round 3:
Gomez thinks that second round performance was enough to shut down Seyfried's JMD "desire" but she underestimates the blonde's footwork early in the third and allows the older woman to apply the close range stance where Amanda visibly thrives. She resumes the uppercut connection and lifts Gomez's boobs against her chin which meet a wincing response rather than an actual boxing one and forces the brunette into a lengthy clinch while she ponders her options. Seyfried gets annoyed over this and wrestles her rival into the ropes where she finally secures the separation but also eats a couple of drilling hooks up the middle as the fight turns into an even page briefly. However, a scything cross that bounces off the boobs and lands clean on Selena's mouth enables the Allentown blonde to stay on top of the exchange in the final minute as she cleans out the brunette's breadbasket and further dents Gomey's close range execution tonight.

Round 4:
Amanda seeks more close range success but succumbs to Selena's improved leather rush as the younger girl is quicker to the punch and rattles the veteran with a left-handed bomb between the cups. Seyfried winces a little but fails to mount a response and eats an uppercut drive as Gomez apparently loses her temper and tries to prevent another close range struggle. She leans on the blonde and drills her liver area with vicious harpoons which lower the blonde's guard before a quick slant catches her straight on target again and wobbles back to the ropes. Selena leaps forward with another rack sinking hook and blasts Seyfried's guard aside securing more success down the stretch. Amanda can't find her balance and moans with every punch landing on her boobs but she has to yield real estate, and Gomez nails her on the windpipe to slump the veteran on her knees. Seyfried bellows out behind a tight earmuff on the ropes in the final minute, but Selena pierces the liver area repeatedly and runs away with the action. The actions rendering the JMD rookie into a standstill before another hook finally catches the blonde clean on the liver AND FORCES AMANDA TO TAKE A KNEE with a loud cry of pain to boot. The clock expires in the middle of the count, but Seyfried's still manages to get up at eight; she hugs her aching midriff while walking back to her stool and Gomez gives her a long stare before pumping herself across the chest.

Round 5:
Seyfried struggles to shake off the aching midriff and is rooted to the spot by Selena's uppercut rush; even the close range attire doesn't seem to bother the brunette anymore as she takes full command while the blonde tries to weave herself out of the striking zone. The blue bikini top takes a relentless pasting nonetheless and although Amanda caves in behind a high earmuff, she gets pounded back to the ropes and leaves too much space downstairs - Selena's too experienced in her right not to explore the area and she NAILS the older woman with another drilling drive that shatters the liver target AND SENDS AMANDA DOWN ON HER KNEES with a loud scream... poor blonde bends her head against the canvas and rolls onto her side at the five count which forces the ref to wave it off on the spot as Seyfried is all done and dusted here on her JMD debut. KO5 Selena Gomez!!!

AFTER: Unorthodox finish to a classic JMD bout however body assault is approved in the genre, and Selena merely exposed Amanda's rookie attitude despite struggling for lengthy parts of the otherwise even contest. She screams out her frustration and excitement before literally kicking the fallen blonde on her back and planting her boot on top of her breasts and pressing it to make Amanda's scowls turn into outright howling. A stomping display follows while Gomez lets her foe know what she exactly thinks about the "tell-all" accusations:

"THAT-SHOULD-KEEP-YOUR-FILTHY-MOUTH-SHUT-NEXT-TIME-YOU-SAY-ANYTHING-ABOUT-MY-NATURAL-BOOBS-BYTCH!!!"

Amanda can barely withstand Selena stomping her to the rack and begs for clemency, but instead, the brunette asks LCA head trainer Claudia Schiffer to remove her gloves and claws her nails into the juicy cleavage leaving Seyfried exposed to more mauling dismay. Selena sits on her tummy and tries to rip the bikini top off before knuckle-punching the blonde's rack out of sheer frustration until the Queendom medical crew finally becomes concerned about the well-being of the fallen actress. Selena gets wrestled away from her prey but still kicks out one last boot to the rack and leaves Amanda as a crying mess on the canvas while the audience gives the victorious brunette a standing ovation. None of this would have ever happened if the blonde avoided the Front Street ax and one can only speculate whether Seyfried's JMD career will bounce back from here or succumb to the unfortunate "one and done" storyline.

Final result: Selena Gomez def. Amanda Seyfried KO5.