Barbara Palvin (FCBA 1-1, 1 KO) vs. Hannah Davis (FCBA 0-1)

Palvin: 22 y/o, 5'8", 121# [32B]; Davis: 26 y/o, 5'10", 121# [32C]

(Alpha Boxing Club vs. FCBA Free Agent)

Results: Lookout! (Lookout! Boxing)/Story: ABC (Alpha Boxing Club)

Pre-fight:

This fight marks the JMDD debut of ABC’s very sexy Barbara Palvin. She is new to the FCBA, too, with one win and one loss in her only two bouts so far. Hannah Davis, on the other hand, has only one fight under her belt, but it was at JMDD. Of course, being knocked out in the first round is more of a beating than a fight, but then again, it was against Kate Upton.

Hannah is eager to turn her fledgling career around with a win against the young JMDD rookie, and she has the confidence to do it. “Little Barbie-doll Palvin? Oh please,” Hannah scoffs mockingly. “She’s super soft, just look at her. Those Jugs are super sweet too. They look saggy to me now, just wait ‘til you see what they look like after a few rounds with me!”

Barbie looks unimpressed with the taunting. “I’m super soft!?” She asks in disbelief, obviously offended. “That’s rich, seeing as you didn’t get through the first round in your debut. How soft must your jugs be? One punch and they’re done!”

Hannah is growing angrier and redder in the face. “Against Upton!” She defends herself furiously. “But it’s okay, Barbie, I know you’re just jealous because your soft little udders aren’t enough to book a fight against hers.”

Round 1:

Barbara is, of course, pissed off as the buxom beauties clash mid-ring, and she goes straight after impressive Hannah jug. Davis is taken by surprise as Palvin just leaps right on in and helps herself to a healthy dose of jug-mugging. Barbie slams an angry right into left jug, followed by left glove to right jug, and she is intent on pumping away like this until she can be stopped.

Hannah’s jugs are flattened against her chest as Barbie smacks in fists, shocking Davis with her aggressiveness right out of the gate. Hannah is reeling as Barbie continues forcefully, bullying Davis back into the ropes. Hannah tries to counter, and a couple of jabs pop against Barbie’s cheeks, but the pistons keep and Palvin hammers leather into the sweet jug, softening the once-perfect puppies at absolute will.

Hannah forced to turtle and protect herself as much as she can, not allowed out of first gear by Barbara’s epic starting style. And at the end of the first, Hannah is regrouping in her corner, checking jugs and trying to reset herself mentally. Barbara, meanwhile, looks ravenous, confident, and determined.

Round 2:

Hannah very weary of the way Barbara began the first, and she is determined not to allow her to do that again. She spots Barbie’s incoming slug at the jug, and manages to slip right and work the half-guard then into a jab at Barbie’s chin that startles her for a moment, and now Davis returns some hooks to jugs, bouncing Palvin’s lovely bounty wildly.

Barbie wincing as jugs are rocking, and she gets the guard in front, stifling a few shots from Hannah before whacking a right up high at beautiful Davis face, stinging her left eye.

Palvin’s eyes light up at the chance for jug once more, but Davis keen on the footwork now, not wanting a round one repeat, and she is moving swiftly, circling Barbara and jumping in with quick jabs to keep Palvin guessing. One pops into Barbie’s mouth, and as her head snaps back, Hannah takes the wide open right jug with a clubbing right that smashes the orb out wide, bringing a yelp from Barbie and leaving a bruise on the jug.

Barbara wincing as she tries to block incoming Hannah leather, and she protects the cans mostly, just for Davis to raise a right cross through Palvin’s left cheek, staggering her.

Barbara is ginger to her corner at the end of the round, and, Hannah has worked her way back into this bout after a disastrous start. Now both women glaring at each other with determined expressions. Hannah giving her softened jugs a little rub and Barbie nursing her right.

Round 3:

Hannah deciding to take the aggressive approach early in the third, borrowing Barbara’s earlier strategy, and it also proves to work a treat. Barbie gets the guard working for the right jug just in time to cushion an angry hook, but Hannah just switches to left and crushes poor Palvin’s left orb against her ribs with a solid straight right. Barbara’s jaw drops and a quick jab tries to close it, but Palvin moves the guard in time… just to have Hannah rip a WILD right cross through Barbie’s right jug again, drooping the lovely breast.

Tears in Palvin’s eyes now as Hannah clubs away at alternating jugs, rocking Barbie on her wobbly legs, jugs bouncing side to side, causing significant pain.

Barbie defiantly hops left and rips a surprise right of her own into Hannah’s sore cleavage, bunching up jugs, but Davis responds brutally with an uppercut that clips Barbie’s chin, and then slams both gloves against either outside of jug, smooshing the tired orbs together, ‘causing a right mess to poor Palvin’s JMDs.

Barbie is crying out, but Hannah silences her with another uppercut that bursts top lip and wobbles her. Palvin’s eyes are flickering. And there is the bell. Just in time for Barbie, and staggers to her corner, seeking instant help from her corner crew.

Hannah is beaming as she takes a seat, staring hungrily at her foe, licking lips and looking fiercely ready for the next round.

Round 4:

Barbara looks cautious as Hannah storms out of her corner, hunting blue jug right away. Palvin is shuffling feet and guarding smartly, but Hannah keeps coming, stuffing hooks that are either met by leather or evaded altogether.

Hannah pursues, and Barbie then doubles left to right and rips a left cross that shocks Hannah and bangs right on her chin. The shot has connected sweetly, and Barbie rocks Hannah!

Barbara takes her chance; slams hook into the gut that doubles Davis over, and with a snarl, exacts perfect revenge, crushing both gloves against Hannah’s jugs and grinding them in hard together. Hannah is screaming as her orbs are tenderised and Barbara only lets up to wind up an uppercut that crashes through the center of Hannah’s lovely features and send her to the mat on her back in a woozy mess!

Hannah is slow to try and gather herself as the ref’s count echoes through the arena. She is finally up to wobbly stems at 8, but she looks devastatingly groggy, and her left eye is blackened and swollen now.

The two babes come together again, and just as Hannah hooks a left at Barbie jug, Palvin jabs a left into Hannah’s nose, causing her eyes to water, and then bangs a right into her left jug, pancaking the breast meat with an awful meaty slapping sound. Hannah’s knees buckle, and her arms come out wide to balance herself, giving Barbie two delectable targets.

Palvin goes to work, cramming gloves into either orb, again and again, destroying poor Hannah as she can do nothing but wobble into the ropes and takes some horrific punishment.

Barbara shows no signs of letting up, and those jugs are not holding up anymore. With Hannah unable to prevent the hard-to-watch onslaught, the referee jumps in and waves things off! This one is over folks! Hannah and her jugs have nothing left!

Barbara Palvin wins, TKO4!

Post-fight:

“Who’s jugs are soft NOW, b###h!” Barbara is yelling spitefully at the weeping Hannah as Davis cradles her mangled puppies from her sad seat on the canvas.

Barbie drops her firm ass right in Hannah’s lap, a massive grin on her face as Davis’s tear-filled eyes goes wide in fear. “Aww, what’s wrong, softie?” Barbara mocks. “Need a hug?”

Palvin wraps her arms around Hannah and squeeeezes the two buxom beauties firmly together. Barbie's victorious pair flattens Hannah's sore jugs as she yelps, and the tears only grow stronger from Davis. Barbie holds them together, scrubbing her jugs up and down her opponent’s to cause significant pain to the losing set.

Barbara finally releases the hold and smirks down at Hannah’s drooping jugs. “Looking a bit saggy there, loser. Maybe you should find a class of opponent more suited to you.” Barbie turns to Hannah’s corner, giggling. “Hey, is there a ‘Soft’ level you can try this marshmallow in? You’re gonna hurt her for real pride one of these days!”

Then, turning back to the weeping Hannah, Barbara grabs two handfuls of hair and yanks her face forward, straight into her ample cleavage. “Here, Hannah, THESE are what winning JMDDs feel like!”

Hannah’s muffled groans grow weaker as Barbie keeps her face stuffed deeply between her breasts until finally, Davis‘s arms flop limply by her side, and she passes out completely.

Barbie lets Hannah fall gradually against the mat and drags herself off of her, just to plant her foot atop Hannah’s bruised, mottled JMDs and give the fans a massive, victorious grin.

Post-fight Interviews:

“She is DEAD!” Hannah is yelling upon awakening. She seems to have forgotten all about how sore she is, as her only focus is on vowing revenge against Palvin.

Barbara meanwhile is all smiles, clearly proud of her JMDD debut victory. “I feel a little cruel,” the winning cutie admits, “but hey, she started it. I’m not soft, and I proved it today. I’d probably have more remorse if she weren't a snooty b###h. Anyway, from here, I think I can JMDD with the best of them, and I’m willing to prove it!”