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10 June 2016 Title Ch Taryn Terrell vs Lindsay Lohan

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JMD(D) QUEENDOM III: SUMMERTIME SADNESS PPV

 

JUGS OF MASS DESTRUCTION TITLE BOUT

 

Posted by Los Ingobernales on June 10, 2016, 8:26 am

 

 

Taryn Terrell (FCBA 4-0, 4 KO; BBU 2-0, 2 KO; Other 0-1) vs. Lindsay Lohan (FCBA 49-30-1, 40 KO; Other 0-3)

Terrell: 30yo, 5'6”, 127# [34D]; Lohan: (29 yo; 5'5; 32D; 115#)

(Girls Friday vs. Ginny's Academy)

Result: Lookout/Story: Girls Friday (Girls Friday)

 

Two important dates stick out; 30 October 2015 and 29 April 2016, what's special about these dates? Well, the first was the time Lindsay lost her title to Michelle Keegan; it was the start of a terrible period where Lohan was suspended for 60 days due to performance enhancing drugs being found in her system. Since then Lindsay has come back with a purpose; to rebuild her reputation and reclaim what she believes is hers, of course meaning the JMD title, as well as chasing her 50th win. She's done that through beatings of top stars like Nikki Bella to say I'm back! With her actions. The second date, of course, is the day Taryn became the JMD champ against Jennette McCurdy to become the first wrestler to hold the belt. Straight away she made a statement by first humiliating the former champ, then by saying that "she wanted to be a real champion; only fighting the best of the best.”

 

Of course, that led to the two destined to meet up as one seeks to finish their personal redemption; while the other aims to prove they're a dangerous champion. At the press conference before the fight; Lindsay was first up to speak. "What a year it's been; I've touched the mountaintop, and I've felt the bottom depths of life," says Lohan. Who continues "but for those who hate me; well tough luck I'm back where I belong and sorry sugar, the titles coming with me!” Taryn comes up to the podium beaming before saying "wow I picked correct alright, I mean Lohan is a former flyweight champ and held this bra twice.” "She's the level of competition this bra and myself should be fighting at, this means the world to me, so we fight each other for respect and because we're the best in the business," adds Taryn as both women shake hands with tension in the air.

 

Now it's fight night with 10 rounds of JMD title action ahead and here're our fighters.

 

Lindsay Lohan comes out first, flanked by Elizabeth Olsen and Catherine Bell. The two seconds look great, but all eyes are on the 29-year old actress. She comes out in a tight, multi-colored dress, clinging to every curve of her beautiful self, accentuating her assets as she turns and poses for the media. Suddenly, Olsen and Bell stop her by holding their hands out like security stopping grabby fans at a fashion show (which almost did happen here!), grab two handfuls of Lohan's dress, and snap down! To the fans watching at home, all they saw was a bright light because the arena's cameras are flashing so much, but the light subsided, and a great cheer came up from the audience! Linds-Lo, for her real attire, is wearing a bright pink one-piece swimsuit, with from her breasts to right below her belly button in an inverted triangle was made out of sheer material, see-through enough to leave little to the imagination, but just enough for hundreds of ideas to come out! She steps into a pair of (also pink) short boxer shorts and super pink boxing shoes! Her hair is completely down as well; the only part of her not pink! Once she reaches her corner, Lohan straps on a pair of - guess what? - Salmon colored boxing gloves with "MEAN GIRLS" split up between both fists. Definitely raring to go!

 

After that great entrance, all eyes focus on the path, awaiting the arrival of the new champion, Taryn Terrell. The "Queen of TNA" comes out, flanked by Lauren Berlingeri, but all attention is on the champion. She walks out with a giant smile, apparently thrilled to be the JMD champion, as she wears the namesake diamond bra out to the ring with nothing underneath! It keeps all of Taryn's breasts in, but not without showing a generous amount of cleavage, which jiggles with every step that she makes down the ramp! Of course, her lower body is looking just as ravishing, with golden short boxing shorts that adorn and adhere to Taryn's bottom! Once she gets into the ring and puts up her traditional golden gloves, Lauren tells her to put them up! It confuses the champion until Lauren starts to take off the JMD bra, and Taryn immediately places her mitts over her naked breasts! This gets the cameras shuttering as the champ is briefly embarrassed, but soon (second) puts on her golden sports bra, and all is well. Along Taryn's top reads "JMD CHAMPION", and her bottoms read "KO" on the front and "QUEEN" on the back. Her hair is in a long ponytail.

 

Both women touch gloves at the refs instructions as both have serious looks on their faces while a tense staredown takes place.

 

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Round 1: "ding" both ladies circle each other cautiously, not wanting to make a mistake as this means the world to them. Both have good movement and other then Taryn being slightly the bigger fighter; they're very similar builds. After 30 seconds of this, the champ attempts the first bit of real offense by throwing a stiff jab to line up a straight. But Lindsay shows her speed advantage by just getting out the range of the punches and drives her combo to the blondes juggs which get a nod of respect from Taryn. As the minute mark passes; the two start throwing more volume of punches to try and gain an advantage, but neither can work the best tactics to wipe the other out yet.

 

Now we're in the final minute of round 1, and the confidence levels must be improving as both seem to relax their postures and trade shots a bit more freely. The pink pugilist gets to the inside and lands a good combo left jab and right hook to the champs juggs before escaping to freedom like a bankroller. At the bell, Taryn puts her glove out to show respect to Lohan, who in turn smirks and turns her back on the champ to show her disrespect while the Terrell's face turns to a mask of hate.

 

Between rounds: Lohan smirks as Bell and Olsen check on her and barely see a mark on her. Olsen is on cut and cleans up duty while Bell is doing the coaching saying "don't poke the bear, you know she has power.” "Really; Where?" says Lindsay in a mocking tone that has Catherine on edge as she's seen this part of Lohan before, and it never works out well. Elizabeth just shakes her head behind Lohan as she's massaging her muscles to keep them loose for the next round. While in the champs corner; Lauren is in schoolteacher mode saying "why didn't you enforce the action?” Taryn just stares up angrily as if not in the mood for a talk when she just wants that disrespectful tart across the ring. But Lauren, who knows she can handle her friend and fellow coach Taryn, meets her stare as she adds "stop showing her too much respect and act like the champion you preach to be!” The two combatants stand ready as Taryn bangs her gloves together while Lindsay's smile hasn't left.

 

Round 2: Straight away the champion is after blood; going for the pretty in pink challenger whose showing that footwork and guile that's made her to world class boxer. But Taryn is like a heat-seeking missile; barging Lindsay back to the ropes with some venomous hard strikes to juggs that have Lohan grimacing and holding in a yelp. "Damn," thinks Lohan as she clinches up to protect herself from the power of Taryn, who is trying to wiggle free to resume pounding her opponent. The women are separated, and Lindsay works the jab while moving around the ring; trying to use the tactics that beat Nikki Bella and C.J Perry. But Taryn is smart enough to wait her chance as both scuffs the others face and juggs with jabs and straights. That is till Taryn lands a hard hook to Lindsays unprotected left rib when Lohan was jabbing that causes the redhead to groan and the champion tries to press her advantage. But the bell rings with the two women going nose to nose, silently staring to get into the others head.

 

Between rounds: Lohan stomps back to her corner and stares at Taryn, who has tipped her stool over to try and play the mind games she's becoming famous for. Lindsay laughs and sits down happily on her stool while shouting across the ring "I'm no rookie!” Olsen gets to work washing her fighters reddening face while Bell ices her juggs and checks her left side. "You're lucky, just appears she winded you with that hook, remember to guard and pick your moments," says Catherine as Lindsay nods. In the champions corner; Lauren is all smiles now as she works on Taryn, she washes Taryn's face. "That's the champion I know! Keep at her babe and she'll wilt” says Berlingeri as Taryn nods. Both champion and challenger are fully focused after splitting the first two rounds; they stand up after getting a drink of water, ready to square up again.

 

Round 3: Lohan comes out more defensive this round; using her feet to great effect as Taryn struggles to pin down the former champion to land the hard punches she needs. Lindsay is using the jab and counter punching when she does get stuck near a rope in the early going. The champ is getting annoyed again as she has to start ducking and waving to attempt to land her heavy punches and the fight is turning into a mental battle, as each uses to boxing knowledge to outwit the other. Taryn starts to get her punches flowing again as she lands a hard jab, right hook combo across the jugs in front of her. Again Lindsay winced as pain shoots across both jugs at the same time making her grunt loudly. But she's able to get out of dodge before taking more power punches that just come within a hairs width of hitting jugg again. The redhead can jab and move to end the round where again both women coldly stare as if shocked at what the other can do against them.

 

Between rounds: Taryn returns to her corner first when Lauren gets right to work on her face that's showing a little swelling from the jabs she didn’t block. Then she ices her fighters juggs which are starting to have a pinkish hue, but the champs mostly guarded them up to now. "You've let her pick the way this bout is going again; you need to shut her down, stop that movement then stop her altogether with your power," says Lauren as Terrell seems lost in thought staring at Lindsay. Who is rubbing her juggs till Bell pulls her glove away telling her fighter "you know rubbing them like that will just hurt them worse.” Olsen gets to work on her reddening juggs as her face is still ok after the three rounds with her body taking the worst of it. "You've got the tactics right LiLo; keep moving and making her waste energy than when her arms are tired and hanging low, knock her out,” says Catherine as Lohan nods.

 

Round 4: Out comes the challenger with a purpose; channeling Floyd Mayweather, the redhead is moving one way and throwing the jab with a straight or a hook to follow then moving away before she gets a punch in reply. The champ hates to admit it, but this is easily the hardest fight she’s had when she can't hit who she's fighting. The next thing she notices is blood dripping from her bottom lip as her juggs and mouth become a target for the challenger. The crowd is standing up, wondering if the golden champ is in dire straights as now she's the one backpedaling somewhat. A “LiLo" chant begins as Lindsay comes forward now, seeking to put the champ down if she can see this round. But the blonde ducks a right hook and lands a short left hook of her own under the pink warriors jugg to her rib. Lindsays eyes nearly pop out her head as she takes two more hooks that wind her and at the bell she hugs her body as Taryn wipes the blood from her mouth.

 

Between rounds: Neither woman looks the picture of health now as Lindsay is gulping air in her corner; partly from the shock of being hit so hard out of nowhere and from the hooks themselves. Catherine Bell lifts Lindsays head and whispers "focus on me; breath with me babe and get your breathing under control.” Bell is helping her girl get her breathing somewhat under control, but it's still a little labored as Olsen does her best to ice her body. Taryn in the other corner is getting her lip sorted out by Lauren, who jokes "Maybe this will shut you up for being to get peace and quiet tonight after you win.” Terrell doesn't look amused as she closes her eyes to try to forget the pain in her lip that sadly for her Lauren has to work on. Her juggs are not much better as they're starting to swell which no matter how many times it happens, it never feels less painful.

 

Round 5: Surprisingly after that round it's Taryn who goes on the attack with Lindsay trying to protect her body from further punishment. But the blonde is not in the mood to let this chance slip by, and she manages to corner Lindsay. Sending jabs, straights, hooks and uppercuts to anywhere, she thinks she can strike; about half hit the cornered challenger while the other either miss or hits the guard. Lindsay manages to clinch, but both are showing fatigue and can land short stubby punches to the others body till they're pulled apart. As they're ordered to fight Lohan manages to smash a jab again into the bloody lip of Taryn, who cries out in pain. But the champ lands another hook to Lindsays juggs; then manages a combo to the juggs again; jab, straight, hook that wobbles, Lohan. Who clinches again with tears forming in her eyes; not helped by the jugg to jugg fighting that's happening in the clinch till the bed when both women gratefully separate looking beaten up.

 

Between rounds: LiLo looks in a sorry state as Bell has to hold her gloves to stop her rubbing her juggs and making them worse. Olsen attempts to work her magic as Catherine shouts at their girl "get your head back into this; you've beaten girls who've hit this hard before! Is this to do with the title and what it means?!” Lindsays eyes open and she whispers "what do you mean?" to which Bell replies "look we know what happened last time you fought for this title, don't lose your head darling, don't let the demons beat you.” Lohan nods as she seems to refocus somewhat, still in pain but mentally better than before. While Lauren doesn't think she has to say much; she works on Taryn’s body with ice packs and attempts to stop the blood from her lower lip again. She can hear Taryn breathing hard somewhat, but that's to be expected she thinks to herself. All she says is "champ; keep making us proud and bring home the win soon.”

 

Round 6: Both women come out with eyes locked onto each other as they trade jabs, and when Taryn goes for a haymaker, Lindsay dodges left and lands a crisp straight to the side of the blonde's face. Blood and sweat fly into the air as Taryn wobbles slightly, and Lindsay attempts to race in to end this. But the champ latches on to Lohan to give herself a quick break till the ref pulls them apart. Lindsay, this time, is the one who tries to rush in but a hard overhand right wobble her and Taryn lands a hard jab that backs her rival to the ropes. Again another clinch as Taryn uses her strength to get her right hand free and throw several short hooks to the body. Grunts turn to moans as Lindsay attempts to wrestle the champions free arm and again the ref separates them. Lindsay is trying to get her legs moving, but she's visibly slowing down, and Taryn is the one who looks stronger in the late stages. The bell rings with Lohan still looking determined and Taryn staring her down, hoping to break her.

 

Between rounds: Lindsay returns to her corner trying not to hold her ribs which are starting to bruise under the repeated heavy punches. Olsen again goes to work with ice packs to numb the pain as best she can, but she can't stop the heavy breathing of lilo whose getting exhausted with the air being knocked out her body. But as Bell says "you're still in there with a chance as long as you remember that you're the best babe” Lindsay smiles at that comment and whispers "thanks Catherine for the pep talk before, I needed it.” In the other corner; Lauren looks worried at Taryn's lip as she rushes to work on it. "Wow she must really hate when you speak, she keeps bashing your mouth," says Lauren in a half joking way to lighten the tension as Taryn feels like crying each time her lips touched. Taryn just shuts her eyes and thinks of all the dumb things she's done to herself in life, wrestling and as a stuntwoman. "I can do this" is her last thought as she stands with Lohan doing the same, ready to fight again.

 

Round 7: Both women come out trying to be as light on their feet as they can be but failing as their legs feel heavy. Taryn is using her left to shield her mouth as Lindsay is keeping her left flat to protect her body from further punishment. Lindsay and Taryn both stand and trade; trying to smack each others damaged areas while protecting their own. LiLo hits a hard hook to Taryn's juggs, but whether by instinct or she waited for it, Taryn lands her own hook to her opponents battered rib. Lohan is rocked backward; as her eyes tear up and Taryn places her own pain somewhere in the back of her mind so she can focus on these critical moments. The champ lands a stiff jab that sends the redheads head backward then bang! A hard right hook smashes Lohan's body. Taryn moves to a neutral corner and rests against the turnbuckle with her eyes shut praying this is over. When she opens her eyes at 8; Lohan is cradling her body while laying flat on her back and 10 comes quickly.

 

Winner: and still JMD champion; Taryn Terrell, K.O round 7!

 

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The crowd is giving both women a respectful round of applause for a hard fight for both women. Bell and Olsen go to check on Lilo in the center of the ring as Lauren gently pats Taryn on her back in the corner before whispering "you did it.” Taryn cries a little while smiling before whispering "you don't know how painful smiling is.” As Lauren jokes "well maybe I'll kiss them better, but I think I have a few things that'll actually work." before winking. Lindsay is finally sitting up with a little help from her stablemates as she's crying, bitterly disappointed she didn't win and get her title back. Catherine gently places her on her shoulder to cry while saying “don't cry, you were great babe, you proved you are still world class and almost won the title.” Lohan looks up at Bell’s face with a small smile as they share a hug and Olsen sheds a tear before hugging the two, saying "you guys, don’t make me cry.”

 

A coughing noise is heard above them as Lauren stands above the three of them with a warm smile on her face. "Sorry to break this up but you remember what happens to the loser don't you ladies?" says Lauren as Catherine steps up to her. Glaring she replies "your girl won't smother out Lindsay; she doesn’t deserve it, and I'm no Victoria Beckham, I can fight you and win.” The two seconds go nose to nose as Lindsay with help from Olsen pats Bell on her back and says "no; let's not make a mockery of this bout, Taryn won fair and square.” Catherine looks to protest, but she sees Lindsays determination not to go out like the last time she fought for the JMD title in disgrace. Lauren smiles and holds her hand out to Bell saying "I'm sorry; it’s just you know the way things have to be, I'd probably be like you if Lindsay had won."

 

Catherine nods and shakes Laurens' hand; both still look tense as Taryn walks up to Lindsay. "You gave me the fight of my life babe, but it's time to kiss the better juggs," says Taryn as she has a pained look even as she tries to sound like a winner. Lindsay nods as she slowly takes Taryn's bra off then kisses each jugg tenderly as Terrell smiles. Then as the redhead is in the middle of worshipping the champs breasts; Taryn wraps her arms around Lohan's head to smother her. Taryn nods to Olsen to get a stool as Lindsay slaps the champs bareback to try to escape such a vicious smother. Helping Lindsay onto the seat; Taryn redoubles her efforts as Lindsay passes out soon and Terrell nods to Olsen and Bell to get their girl. Taryn says "tell her she can have another fight someday if she wants it, she's amazing." both women nod. Then the champ gets the diamond JMD bra and does a lap of the ring; waving to the crowd and shouting "the queen is here!" 

 

 

 

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