O'Dell: "You are looking LIVE at the sold out Asylum Arena in Philadelphia! I'm Jennifer O'Dell, and I'm here along with Tess Valmore, The Bad Girl Of Bazz, Cassie Scerbo, and The Loose Cannon Of The FCBA, The Straw That Stirs The Drink, Jenny McCarthy, and ladies, we have six bouts in four weight classes to put a wrap on the month of June..."

Cassie: "That's right, Jenny, and look no further than the welterweight division to find some of the most interesting action of the night, because that's where Bazz's Moon Bloodgood will be coming back to this arena after destroying Carrie Prejean to make her debut on an official Asylum card against Kesha. And, we've never seen two bigger hitters in this ring at the same time!"

Tess: "And, Bazz isn''t the only guest stable here tonight. PLP is on the scene and will be taking on a pair of Kats. At flyweight, it's the lovely Autumn Reeser travelling to Philly to battle Kat Graham, while, at bantam, Leah Pipes will take on Kat Dennings."

Cassie: "We've also got a pair of indie fighters on the card in the persons of Nicole Gale Anderson and Dakota Johnson. Nicole will climb into the ring against undefeated Jane Levy, while Dakota returns to Asylum to face Serinda Swan..."

McCarthy: "You two have babbled enough about all these PRELIMINARY fights. There's only ONE big fight on the card tonight, and it matches two of the best lightweights in the world! It's the long-awaited matchup of one of Front Street's two REAL fighters, 'The Aussie Enforcer', Anna Torv, and 'The Chin Checker', Wonder Woman herself, Adrianne Palicki of Sceej Boxing!"

O'Dell: "Six fights. Four weight classes. Three guest stables. It's going to be a great card tonight, so get those shot glasses and bingo cards ready, sit back, relax, and enjoy 'Sceej, Bazz and PLP At The Asylum'!"