BEFORE: "I'm baaaack!!!", Geordie Shore's Holly Hagan salutes the 15,000 strong crowd at the Riverside Stadium which is more than ready to witness the petite brunette's official JMD debut against London-born veteran Bianca Gascoigne tonight. Hagan flirted with the jug muggin' concept on her debut versus Roxanne Pallett leading to an outright feud which stretched far beyond the boxing ring and special one-off commentator Suzi Perry thinks the 23 year old is a natural talent and Geordie Shore's top JMD prospect outside of Charlotte Crosby.

Hagan boasts 32DD cleavage which is a fair match to Gascoigne's 35DD but this fight wasn't booked at the first time of asking because the Geordie Shore starlet wanted to have a piece of Louise Porter (34E) or Clair Meek (30H) first. Porter cited the upcoming clash with BBU legend Samia Ghadie to back away from the challenge and Meek didn't want to make the trip from native Scotland on such short notice.

Bianca's tasted the gruelling demands of JMD before but couldn't make it past the third round against both Jessica Jane Clement and Clair Meek; that's the good news for Holly Hagan as she vows to "tear that cow's melons off clean" but on the other hand the Teesside lass has to remember that Bianca once stopped Nadine Coyle inside two rounds - even if that was still the original jobber version of the Irish singer.

Bianca Gascoigne wears a red bandeau bikini with black trim and black gloves. Long dark brown hair straight. Holly Hagan wears a black X-shaped bikini set and silver gloves. Long dark brown hair in loose waves. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the flyweight division.

Round 1:

Holly literally runs from her corner and looks to secure immediate rack pounding success as she drops a piledriver straight between Bianca's boobs and staggers her in the center of the ring. The Londoner never projected such a quick start from a girl who only made her debut eight days ago but she gets to learn Holly's skillset the hard way as she winces amid a flurry of punches bursting her jugs in south-north fashion. She fails to even land a clean punch when she gets pushed back to the ropes and Hagan just screams out: "Bytch!!! You bytch!!" with every shot landing inside the older girl's cleavage. It trulu doesn't take much to hype the Teesside meance and Bianca is just gasping for air in response as she has no answer to this onslaught. She slumps against the ropes and allows Holly to whack her wholesale, even the ref finds it a little bemusing and orders Gascoigne to fight back but the Londoner can only clinch herself to safety as Hagan runs out of steam with all this jug muggin' ordeal. The Riverside roars at the bell and Bianca simply stumbles to her stool with zero spark in her eyes. What a shocker from the veteran!

Round 2:

Bianca simply couldn't do any worse than in the opening round and she wisely stays on the ropes with Holly trying to track her down with another quick rush up the middle.However she gets caught with a left cross on top of her rack and eats a right hand on the navel with Bianca suddenly throwing some beef and piercing the solar plexus to reel the younger brunette back to center of the ring. She steps up with more jabbing to the body and stacks the local favorite up with a belting hook on the liver before drilling Holly's rack with a nasty uppercut. Hagan doesn't look so aggressive anymore and groans her way into a clinch come the final minute but here's where Gascoigne actually shows core strenght and wrestles her back into the Geordie Shore corner where she cleans out Holly's breadbasket and screams out in her face at the bell: "Who's the real bytch now?"

Round 3:

We have a genuine fight on our hands after all; the Riverside crowd could have been lured into a false sense of security during the opening round but Bianca secures more uppercut success in close range and keeps Holly dancing on her toes. However the Geordie Shore lass can't maintain the low profile approach and flicks a couple of jabs straight up only to find Bianca blasting her across the ribcage and trying to dump her butt-in-ropes again. A loud set of groans and yelps marks the struggle for supremacy but Hagan then gets silenced by another drilling hook on the boobs and bends forward into a nasty cross on the right bra cup that bounces straight into her jaw moments later. Gascoigne screams out in delight and thumps more jabs in close range that send the younger brunette against the turnbuckle late on and there's no escape from there as Bianca riffles more clean strikes up the middle to leave Hagan scowling & spitting her gumshield at the bell in frustration.

Round 4:

Suzi Perry thinks that Holly is the faster girl across the canvas and she needs to wear Bianca out rather than suffer from more close range JMD heat. However she lacks a proper coaching advice and settles into another mindless bash that only gives the Londoner more confidence instead. Bianca rattles the bikini top and makes Holly wince a little louder than before however she jars her left hand against the hip and wobbles to the side as Hagan blasts her against the kidneys and trips down on the canvas!!! Boo! Boo!! Suzi Perry doesn't like that but the whole of Teesside doesn't care and the local girl gets away with a mere warning! Gascoigne is obviously furious but the red mist button prevents her from hitting into clear space as Hagan wraps her up on the ropes with a solid gut-checking rally and both girls see out the clock battling for outright supremacy with Suzi Perry just shaking her head: "Just give them one mighty slap or something! This isn't Celebrity Wrestling for crying out loud!"

Round 5:

Nobody supports the call from the booth as the fighters abandon all tactical poise and hit the destruction mode early in the fifth; Hagan ducks underneath a wild swing from the older brunette and RIPS INTO HER JUGS with both hands lifting them against the chin and making Gascoigne moan her loudest. Another hook finds the solar plexus and one more goes dangerously low but shy above the waist line... Bianca bends awkwardly on her toes but has no time to react when Holly delivers the drilling right hand on the rack again and whips her onto the ropes.... The Londonder just bounces off them and wobbles straight into a heavy right hand that makes her left tit pop out into the open before she COLLAPSES DOWN ON HER SIDE with another primal cry coming out of her mouth in the proccess... "Fuck you, whore!!!", Holly gloats over the fallen rival but the bandeau bikini top was due some malfunction given Bianca's reckless approach in this round. She sits up at six and scampers back on her feet at nine but isn't really aware her left boob remains without any protection whatsoever... we have a pause to fix the wardrobe but Holly just can't wait to resume the punishment... she leaps after the fellow brunette and catches her with a couple of hooks on the jaw before finally adding another shot on the rack that freezes the older girl for good and makes her unaware of the jug stinger right at the bell...Hagan tries to punch Gascoigne's mounds out of her bikini top again but fails in her efforts and must be wrestled away by the ref at the bell as Bianca stumbles down on her butt in the middle of all that frenzy!

Round 6:

All aboard the Hagan jug muggin' train as the local favorite traps the slow moving foe on the ropes and triggers instant uppercut rush that lifts Bianca's boobs repeatedly inside the opening twenty seconds... the Londoner can't stay quiet anymore and squeals in pain with every strike bursting her bikini top into another malfunction reality.... and this time even the ref doesn't care as he looks on and orders Holly to whip the other girl topless... Gascoigne's arms go numb and she bellows out all jelly butt while the Teessider just WRECKS her beandeau top and writes the vintage foxy boxing script... so long that piece of red silk as Bianca puts her gloves against her exposed breasts and enables Hagan to crash one last punch on the nose that rubber stamps the end result on the spot... GASCOIGNE SLIDES DOWN ON HER KNEES and bursts into tearful spasms as Holly twerks her mounds in delight and shouts at the fallen opponent: "There you go, bytch!!! Your jugs are no more!!!" KO6 Holly Hagan in jug muggin' fashion!!!

AFTER: The Riverside hasn't been this loud since Boro's Premier League days - oh wait, they got promoted again this season - and Holly milks her maiden BBU victory by going all chest twerky until she notices that Bianca tries to crawl herself out of the ring...

"Oh no, you DON'T!!!"

She gets her gloves removed and grabs a thickful of hair before dragging the sobbing Londoner to the center of the ring and mounting her chest. She performs a reverse facesit to keep Gascoigne firmly pinned down on the boards and places her hands on her knees to prevent the older from kicking out straight in her face. But no worries for the Teesside, Bianca is shattered mentally as well as physically and just wants to get out of here... that's IF Hagan gives her the permission... Nope, not gonna happen until the smother is sealed, signed and delivered... it's all about the jugs but Holly laughs hysterically while pressing her bum against the sobbing face and poor Bianca just can't stay conscious long enough to hear all the Teesside gloating that follows suit... Suzi Perry is left speechless in the booth but she can only watch as Gascoigne's rendered unconscious and Holly leaves her all Nuts-like exposed before planting her foot on top of her bare breasts for a victory pose. Holly's rarely enjoyed better days on Geordie Shore than this one but can she lure either Clair Meek or Louise Porter into more JMD action soon? 

Final result: Holly Hagan def. Bianca Gascoigne KO6.