Pre-fight:

Sophia Bush has a record of 5-1 since signing with her new stable late last year. It has been the beginning of one of the biggest comebacks in recent times, as Sophia has successfully managed to turn around her career from the 5-14 shambles it was up until the end of 2013, before she took an almost two year break before helping form the Alpha Boxing Club. With a little foray into JMD, she now plans to build on her 2-1 record in that department with a win against rookie Jessica Parker Kennedy.

“I’m not going to stand here and tell you all that my jugs are stronger and better than hers,” Sophia says. “I’ll just show you.”

“This might be my first JMD fight,” Jessica says, “but it isn’t my first FCBA fight. I know what I’m doing and I can take Sophia’s weak old jugs any day. Just watch me.”

Round 1:
Sophia wastes no time, wading right in and popping a right fist into Jessica’s left jug, jiggling the orb wildly. The crowd give instant gratitude and this place is already pumping.

Jess pops a fist back, but Sophia is wise to it and covers up appropriately with the guard. Then, seeing Jess’s guard move to protect lovely jug, Sophia whacks a jab up high at face, shocking the starlet as it lands flush. Jessica shaking the cobwebs, but Sophia has a chance to pump more fists into those bouncing jugs now, and Kennedy is soon wincing and trying to cover again.

Jessica tries to retaliate with a few quick jabs up high, and a couple smart Sophia on the cheek, but Bush is largely ignoring them, intent on throwing leather into JPK’s perky jugs. A couple of jabbing rights bounce Jessica’s left jug before a left hook slams into Kennedy’s right jug, flattening it painfully, forcing a howl from Jessica’s lips.

Sophia goes about hunting jug the entirety of the first round. A few damaging blows landing, but Jessica wising up and protecting them appropriately moreso as the round continues. It is a quick lesson for Jessica in her JMD debut, but it seems she is a reasonably fast learner. At least, she will want to be.

Round 2:
Sophia heads straight for jug again as we begin the second round. A left hook hunts juicy Jessica jug, but Kennedy lighter on her feet now and slips back, narrowly evading the swing. The counter from Jessica is a lightning left jab that pops into Sophia’s mouth, snapping her head back and surprising the veteran, and now Kennedy slams a right hook HARD into the side of Bush’s left jug, rocking the orb so hard it almost flies right out of the confines of her top.

Sophia yelps her displeasure, but before she can retaliate, Jessica shovels a left into Bush’s abdomen, knocking her backwards with a huff, her jugs bouncing invitingly as she tries to straighten up on her retreat. Jessica, unable to resist, leaps in and starts pumping rising hooks to Sophia’s jugs, bunching them up and knocking them about at will, and much to the crowd’s approval.

Bush is trying her darndest to cover up, but Jessica is on an all-out assault, slamming leather repeatedly into the orbs, punishing them and forcing Sophia to try and retreat. She is bullied butt-first into the ropes, and as she bends and hugs herself with her gloves, trying to hide sore jugs, Jessica launches a ripping uppercut straight through her mouth that flops her straight back against the ropes.

Sophia is glazed and Jessica comes back in hard, just to have Bush scramble away sideways to desperately avoid any more devastating shots. And the cat and mouse game continues until the bell, when Jessica takes a frustrated, but focused seat, and Bush weakly clambers to her corner, plopping down with a huff, holding sad jugs with a despondent look on her pretty face.

Round 3:
ABC trainer Alyssa Milano spending some serious time in Sophia’s ear in the break, and Bush comes out in the third round looking a little more determined. She storms towards Kennedy, flashes a fake up high that Jess falls for, and pumps some serious leather bang into JPK’s left jug, mashing the firm meat.

Kennedy yelping and replying with a jab at Bush jug, which jumps the orbs, but Sophia refuses to let the pain slow her roll, and she pumps away, exacting total revenge on Jessica’s chest for the way she disrespected Bush’s last round.

Sophia continues to work machine-like on Jessica’s jugs, flattening them against her chest and causing her some serious grief. Kennedy plays defence the entire third round, and poorly at that. The kid can lay a hit, but Bush making it look like she struggles to take one at this point. She does manage to last the round though, and we’ll have a fourth, though she will not want to take much more punishment like that.

Each beauty trading places since the last break, and Sophia looks more focused on her stool now, staring down a worried looking Jessica Parker Kennedy.

Round 4:
Jessica keen to play a little more offence this round, and she tries to be the aggressor, jabbing away spritely as we start the fourth round. Sophia solid on the defence and blocks or evades most shots from Kennedy, even countering with a couple of hooks to sorry jugs, each one causing Jessica to flinch and hesitate on the attack.

Kennedy soon wise to Bush’s movements, and holds off a moment, luring in Sophia, who takes an open swing at head, only to have Jessica duck and belt a right glove straight into open Bush jug, rocking the veteran’s left breast. Sophia crying out under the heavy hand of Kennedy, who seems reinvigorated by the sound and begins to pump rising hooks from her low stance into those lovely jugs.

Sophia lowers her gloves, and Jessica straightens up with a wild uppercut that blasts through Bush’s left eye. Sophia somehow remains on her feet, but only to receive more pumping fists into those bouncing jugs. Sophia’s breasts bouncing about wildly as Jess simply has her way.

Sophia retaliating, though Jess seems to be getting more behind her punches at this point, and Bush’s valiant attempt to enter a jug mugging exchange ends all too early as she is forced to cover and retreat as best she can after those jugs take far too much unbridled leather from Kennedy.

Round 5:
Jessica knows Sophia is hurting and she goes right back to hunting jug, sensing she can punish her opponent and take this now. Bush trying not to be forced into defence, but Kennedy is playing unignorably aggressive, and Sophia knows she can’t take too many more of those heavy shots.

Sophia is kept on the back foot through the entire first two minutes of round five as Jessica pumps away at torso, a couple of cheeky jabs taking face just to keep Bush guessing. But, as Sophia gets fed up, she also notices Kennedy slowing, huffing from round after round of aggressive exertion. With a well-timed jab, Sophia smarts cheek and flinches Jess for the second needed to bang her left fist into right jug and shuffle around her, shovelling her back into a corner, reversing positions.

Jess tries to hit back, but Bush has her cornered now and sidesteps a heavy hook just to leap back in with wild punches that bang across Kennedy’s jawline, stunning her. And as she lolls against the turnbuckle, Sophia SLAMS both fists to either outside of Jessica’s plump jugs, mashing them together and causing her to howl loudly. Kennedy’s legs buckle with the agony and she drops straight to the canvas!

Jessica hugging at jugs teary-eyed as she slowly picks herself back up. She isn’t even close to the ten count, but she sure looks sore, and cautious for the last half-minute as she goes full defence, worried about what could happen with another big shot to jug.

Jessica takes a seat at the end of the round looking confused, as if she had no idea Sophia would fight back when cornered. Bush has a little glint in her eye as she is checked out in her corner, clearly aware that she has just turned this bout on its head with that one punishing manoeuvre.

Round 6:
Sophia attacks with confidence right out of the gate now, coming at Jessica with fists a-blazing. The right goes high and Kennedy covers quickly, leaving tummy open for the left and huffing as she drops the right glove, opening right jug that takes a wild right cross from Sophia. Jessica right orb flopping sadly sideways, showing bruising, and she grabs at it meekly.

As Jess tends to that sagging right jug, Sophia jabs the left into nose, snapping her opponent’s head back and presenting chin ready for the taking. And with a winding uppercut, Sophia takes just that, cracking her right glove under Jessica’s jawline and lifting her completely off her feet and onto her back!

Jessica struggling to stand and only just beats the ten count this time. Sophia grinning, clearly not as frustrated as one may expect. Moreso confident and doggedly determined to punish her foe some more.

Once Jessica is up and given the okay to continue, Sophia storms her, whacking hooks into tummy and taking the fight from her before snapping a short uppercut to face, straightening her up and exposing those jiggling jugs. And from there it is all tears and shouts of agony from Kennedy whose jugs are slammed again and again against her chest by Bush’s heavy slogs.

Jessica is bounced back against the ropes and battered until the referee decides those bruised jugs are completely beaten and need a forced reprieve. The zebra jumps in and waves this off. Jessica can take no more, and we have a winner! Sophia Bush, TKO6!

Post-fight:

Sophia dutifully removing her gloves and handing them to Alyssa Milano before sauntering over to where Jessica hugs herself, leaning against the turnbuckle, eyes watching her opponent sadly.

Sophia smugly yanking on a handful of Kennedy hair, getting a yelp and wide open mouth, just for Sophia to pull her victim deep into her cleavage, Jessica swallowing jug and losing air quickly. “How do my ‘old’ jugs look from there, softy?”

Jessica’s face pulled out just long enough for her to gaze up at Sophia with teary, rue-filled eyes, clearly not thinking about making any barbs about Bush’s jugs now. Sophia pulls her face back in for more, even reaching under Kennedy to bounce her bruised, softened jugs, causing some flinching and further whimpering from the defeated lass.

Sophia eventually puts an end to the torture, holding Jessica’s face tightly in against her victorious jugs long enough to rob her of the necessary oxygen to keep her standing, and JPK ‘s legs give out, her body sliding limply down Sophia’s until it crumples on the mat like a discarded robe.

“She’s got a lot more weight behind those punches than it looks like she would,” Sophia admits afterwards. “She’s got great striking technique, considering its basically raw talent. But she’s not as conditioned as I am, so that ended up being the difference. Oh, and her jugs just aren’t as good as mine, I guess.”