(Written by Girls Friday/results BBU)

(Garnets Gunners vs Wildetime Boxing)

Intro:
Bianca Gascoigne had brought a gentlemens club in the West End of London called the Gaslight with the idea that she could use her celebrity status to get people in and make a mint.
While the business was doing ok, she'd seen how well JMD fighting has done on both sides of the Atlantic and decided to make some calls.
First she got permission from the BBU to hold sanctioned JMD fights at her business which they did allow with the understanding that they had to follow the rules and have a real referee.
Then she knew who to call to take part in what she hoped would be her first card of what could be a monthly thing for her and the BBU.

Danielle Lloyd answered the call as her and Bianca were together on a special edition of Gladiators the T.V show and while they competed against each other, they bonded and have been friends since.

So at the Gaslight gentlemen's club, Bianca was doing the announcements as first she ushered the special ring girl for these fights Carly Baker down, who was wearing a black bra and a thong struted around inside the ring, as she is a fellow Cockney girl possibly looking to get into the BBU herself if rumours are to be believed.
Bianca shouts "let's get ready to JMD" before she announces "first coming down the aisle is a big friend of mine, standing 5'8 and she's only 32 and has 32 Doubles D's, Danielle Lloyd"
Danielle walks down an aisle wearing a lacy red bra that barely contains her pride and a red lacy set of knickers as she enters the ring and waves to the wolfwhistling crowd before her and Bianca hug and bump jugs with a wink to the crowd.
Bianca then announces "for a special treat, I've been advised two down under girls to fight me and Danielle tonight in JMD or in this case double D"
Winking before she continues "please give a warm welcome to the 37 year old 5'8 and wow 34C's of Tabrett Bethell!"
Tabrett comes out wearing an emerald green lacy bra and knickers set as eyes drift to her from Danielle and the envious looks both fighters give each other as the Aussie enters the ring is green eyed alright.
Both women are given their gloves by the corner people provided by Bianca and Tabrett turns around to say to Bianca before she leaves the ring "these gloves are not regulation; they're smaller"
Bianca goes up to her and whispers "that's what my suppliers sent me, either fight or go back to Oz"
Danielle hears the complaint and bangs her gloves together before tauntingly adding "not a yellow belly I hope, I heard you Aussies could fight so get a Fosters down your neck and fight bytch"
Tabrett turns from Bianca and bangs her own gloves together before replying "you know what, these will do mighty fine for crushing your jugs before I smother you out with mine"
Both women clash nose to nose as the ref tries to give them final instructions and insults can be heard being thrown being the two as in cricket I believe it's called sledging.
Banging gloves together, they return to their corners ready to fight 10 rounds of JMDD as Carly Baker finishes her lap outside the ring with the round 1 board.

Round 1:
Both women being the same height means the first set of salvos between the two is evenly fought as they jab away at each others jugs and connect more often then not as they circle each other.
The looks being exchanged are full of anger at what they perceive as a disrespectful bytch standing in front of them who must be punished.
Danielle takes a jab into her nose that makes her yelp a little in shock as she backs up a step and Tabrett throws a short sharp jab/right hook combo to her jugs to the delight of the crowd.
"You bytch!" Screams Danielle as she launches up top but misses as the Aussie ducks again and slams a straight into the centre of Danielle's left jug.
The crowd are cheering loudly as Tabrett pins Danielle to the ropes with her left fist and is firing hooks to the body till the ref separates them.
Lloyd looks even more angry that this JMD rookie is taken control of the action as she tries to slow down the pace a little and Bethell is keeping up with her with the jab.
The bell rings with both anger women going jug to jug shouting abuse at each other as the level of hatred between the two is rising by the moment.
 

Round 2:
Danielle changes her plan slightly as she is using her speed advantage and her south paw stance to make this fight awkward for her opponent.
Tabrett gets a jab in to play, then gets chopped to her lips with a straight and as she tries to step forward, Danielle is on her left side throwing a piercing jab or straight under her arm into the side of her jug.
Tabrett is now the one yelping as she has to stand her ground and counter punch till she can get a clean punch to wobble Danielle.
But at the moment it's the Scouser who is having the success as she's pounding the jugs of Bethell and getting a few punches back in return.
The crowd seem to hope someone has a costume malfunction soon but neither woman cares what the crowd wants as their laser focus is on each other.
Tabrett does get to use her power late on to land a hook.across the jugs of Danielle who groans in pain and steps out of range of a follow up.
The bell rings and again it's a staredown but this time at each others jugs as they wonder to themselves "how long before I tame those things?"
 

Round 3:
Out they come and Danielle is trying the same tactic again but this time Tabrett is timing her better and both trade hammering hooks to jugs as grunts and groans can be heard.
The first clinch of the fight happens as both need a reprieve from their jugs being smacked around.
It becomes a jug fight within the clinch as both whisper to each other how much firmer their jugs are to their rivals while grinding them together.
Getting pulled apart, Danielle sends an uppercut to the left jug of Tabrett that escapes to air and manages to land two jabs to the bullseye of the jug before the ref steps in to get the Aussie to sort her bra out to a rain of boos from the crowd.
Danielle mocks Tabrett whose grimancing at her bra being put right by shocking "was your bra too big for those small things you call jugs?"
The Aussie turns after being sorted out and back the women go in a brawl as jugs nearly escape from both sets of bras as jugs are being knocked left, right and centre.
Tabrett tackles Danielle to the ropes nearly sending both out the ring and into the crowd.
The ref drags them away from the ropes and back they go as Tabrett doesn't wait for the ref to say fight, she just barrages Danielle to the ropes jugs first and pins her against them to a standing cheer from the crowd.
Landing a few shots to the kidneys of her rival till the ref can pull Bethell back.
The bell rings with both women still chopping away at the others jugs as chaos reigns in the ring.
Seconds, the ref and even Carly has to climb into the ring to pull the warring women apart.
 

Round 4:
The war continues when the bell rings as both women lunge at each others jugs and connect with hard hooks that wobbles both fighters.
Tabrett lands a hard jab to the nose of Danielle again which gets a boo as people want a pure JMD fight.
An uppercut to Tabrett jugs gets a cheer as both clinch up again with pained expressions stuck on their faces as they can't even insult each other.
Instead they seem content to just hug it out but the ref gets them apart and raising their gloves they square up again.
Tabrett lands a cracking hook across the left jug of Danielle's who goes down cradling her visibly swollen jugs.
The Aussie dances back to her corner trying to hide the pain she's under from this fight.
The ref is up to four as Danielle gets to a kneeling position with tears in her eyes, staring daggers at Tabrett whose urging her up as she thinks she can hurt her rival badly now.
Danielle makes it up at 8 to the delight of the crowd who want more action between the two.
Tabrett charges forward as she tries to pin Danielle to the ropes again but it turns into a wrestling match with who can pin who.
Both each up in headlocks sending free hands into the others closest jug to them which gets loud moans from both.
The bell rings and they release each other at the refs prompt but Danielle gets shoved to the ground as the ref shouts at Bethell that next dirty thing she does is a point off then disqualification.
 

Round 5:
Danielle knows how hard a JMDD fight is from her war with Danni Wells so she's trying to forget the pain and get back on Tabrett.
Tabrett is trying to keep on top of her opponent but Danielle is keeping herself protected around her especially hurt left jug and managing to land her own right hook to the jugs of Bethall, who is starting to look hurt.
Tabrett's face is grimancing from getting hit to her own swollen jugs and since she's not been used to this style of fighting, she's starting to visibly slow down as Danielle starts getting more aggressive.
That knock down seems to have spurred her into action more then dented her confidence as the Scouse girl is moving around her older opponent and scoring with hard jabs and straights.
The Aussies jugs are starting to rock from side to side from the punches and her legs are starting to wobble as well.
Clinching up, Danielle wrestles Tabrett to the ropes and scrubs her back on the ropes as she grinds her jugs into her rivals.
Both women are in tears from this heated conflict and the ref has to pry them apart for them to continue the fight.
The bell rings not long after with Tabrett knocked against the ropes again and Danielle with her wet hair clinging to her face, almost hugging Tabrett as both women are hurting and almost need the other for support.
Somehow they manage to push away from each other and get back to their corners, seconds rush to clean and repair their fighters as best they can.
 

Round 6:
The momentum has differently swung as Danielle is looking the sharper with her punches.
While Tabrett seems to be losing her focus due to the pain she's in and not being used to where it is.
A cracking uppercut that connects right under her left jug puts Bethell down to her back in tears.
Danielle looks relieved as she gets back to a neutral corner but she shakes her head as at 5 Tabrett is starting to get up.
At 8 the Aussie is up but looking worse for wear as the ref checks her over and I think if this were a non JMD bout he may have stopped it but with humiliation a certainty, he waves the fight on.
It doesn't take long for the fight to get scuffy again with both exchanging on the inside.
But Tabrett turns away holding her jugs and the ref just about gets in between the fighters as Danielle is smacking the sides of Bethall.
He waves the fight off as Tabrett couldn't take any more punches and showed her back in a form of submission.

Winner: Danielle Lloyd Submission Round 6

After:
Both women are in tears but at least some of Danielle's are from winning as she presses nose to nose with Tabrett and whispers "I made you give up bytch"
Bethell stares back somewhat defiantly but she can't say otherwise as she didn't want anymore punches to her prized jugs.
Getting checked over in their corners, Danielle smiles at the soothing effects of the ice packs on her jugs that are somewhat stopping the swelling of her jugs.
Tabrett just has a sullen look as she has her eyes shut and doesn't want to open them as she knows what is coming.
Getting her bra taken off, Danielle walks over to her defeated foe as the crowd cheer louder than they have all night at the sight they are seeing.
Whispering into the ear of Tabrett, Danielle says "ready to take your medicine or after running away because if it's option 2, I'll drag you by your hair to the ring centre and kick your arse"
Tabrett looks up with hate filled eyes and replies "just get it over with you s***"
But the next moment, she's been dragged to all fours on the canvas and Danielle is tearing at her bra.

The crowd are eating this scene up as both women are now topless and rolling around the canvas in a catfight.
A hard slap to her jugs knocks Tabrett to her back as Danielle shouts "bytch, learn that I'm the better woman or I'll make you my bytch alright!"
Holding Tabrett's hands above her head, Danielle jug slaps her rival, which while painful to herself is worth it to know Tabrett is crying because of how humiliated she is.
Getting tired, Danielle decides to end this by ramming her jugs down over her rivals face and smothering her out.
The crowd count to ten before Tabrett finally passes out and Danielle has her hand raised by the ref as she steps off her rival, just to put her barefoot onto her jugs for a victory pose.
Bianca in the back is happy to hear her friend has won and by the crowd reaction, they are loving this style of fighting before her own fight.