Stacy Keibler versus Cobie Smulders
(Words: Empire / Results: Lookout!)

BEFORE: "Stacy is tailor made for me, yeah she has legs for days, yeah she won a few championships, but that success is half a decade ago. Once I work my way inside poor Stacy will wish she stuck to the other side of the corner" states a confident Cobie Smulders. "Cobie isn't exactly a Righetti clone, is she?" quips Stacy. "Let's see what she has to say about me after I stretch her." Smulders out first escorted by Shania Twain, disrobes to reveal a deep blue bikini, matching gloves, long brown hair swept back in a battle braid. Stacy out next escorted by Kate Hudson. Kate removed her robe to reveal a pink bikini, matching gloves, long blonde hair swept back into a ponytail. Ladies exchanging hateful glares as the ref drones on, slamming mitts together as they prepare for battle.

R1: Stacy hopping forward, left at her cheek, right at her chest batting down Cobie's jab with her left while landing crisp counter rights to brunette face and chest. Keibler circling,  weaving away from Smulders' sloppy haymakers and darting in to pepper her with left jab, right jab, left hook combinations before retreating back the the perimeter.  Brunette smoldering, covering up high as she takes ferocious shots off her mitts, trying to work her way inside as blonde continues to dance away from harm.  Keibler dropping her mitts, jutting her chin out just as the bell sounds to end the first.  Cobie screaming, stomping back to her corner, face ashen with embarrassment.


R2: Stacy continuing where she left off, landing again and again with her right while deflecting Cobie's cute attempts to jab with her, lovely brunette face lumping up from punishment as her foe continually lands flush to her eyes, nose and cheeks. Smulders crouching, lunging at her girl as Stacy weaves out of harm,  landing short left hooks in response to brunette aggression. Cobie discouraged, forced to circle and cover up, unable to touch her girl through two.


R3: Cobie paying a steep price to work her way inside, eating a storm of crisp jabs to her forehead and breasts as she wades forward, returning the favor with punishing left hooks and a right uppercut to the belly, blonde weaves to her right,  slipping a left hook and pounding brunette ribs with a quick succession of hooks. Smulders grimacing, taking spanking shots to the body as she bends in the pocket, sneaking a left hook above Stacy's mitt and slamming her on the cheek. Blonde backed up several steps, but providing stubborn resistance, jerking back to avoid harm and ringing her foe up with quick successions of uppercuts to the chest, winning a cry of anguish from her brunette at the bell.


R4: Smulders off her stool in a flash, storming forward,  elbows in, mitts high as she taunts her lanky foe. Keibler meeting her girl midring as they begin to exchange punishing shots midring, mitts thudding off toned bellies and ribs. Down the stretch Cobie separates herself,  dipping to her right and sinking a left hook to the navel as Stacy cries out, blonde slinging a high right uppercut as brunette bobs away from harm and counters with a left hook that swivels Stacy's head,  attempted hook sailing wildly as she crumples to the canvas!  Cobie taunting her stunned foe, attempting to punch her while she's down as the ref snatches her hand and shoves her to the neutral corner. Keibler up at nine, setting up at the ropes behind a shabby guard,  legs trembling as Cobie moves... bell! Smulders stomping her foot in frustration as Keibler survives a terrible beating, stumbling back to her corner where Kate quickly applies enswell to her battered face.


R5: Stacy stumbling off her stool to start the fifth, still aching from Cobie's assault in the fourth, blonde whining in protest as Smulders ducks underneath a jab and wraps her arms around tanned blonde waist.  Brunette struggling to body her foe back, arms flexing as Keibler's bent back and eventually forced into her own corner. Cobie leaning into her foe belly to belly, chest to chest as she rips shot after shot into blonde belly and breasts. Stacy unable to bring her lanky arms upward to generate any significant punching power, flailing at Smulders' flanks as Cobie shreds her toned body, pushing her foe backwards over the turnbuckles and slinging a right hook to the chin snapping blonde head back as she falls into the ropes and bounces to the canvas! Brunette hollering down at her downed foe, bodied back by the ref as she taunts a shocked crowd. Somehow Stacy beats the count, swaying in the wind as Smulders wades forward, face twisted in disbelief.  STACY ROARS BACK! Blonde rips a right uppercut through Cobie's mitts, grazing her heaving breasts and landing flush on her chin.  Big brunette staggering backwards, covering up as she's herded to the ropes by a punch drunk Keibler. Stacy slinging hooks downwards, blasting Smulders' flanks and belly with rapid fire leather,  Cobie twisting into the ropes disheartened, trying to disengage as blonde blasts her with a left uppercut to the solar plexus, brunette in absolute agony, spitting out her mouthpiece and bending forward as Stacy blasts her with a right hook to the temple dropping Cobie to the canvas!  Smulders falling face first, mitts trapped beneath her chest as she slumbers on the mat, head turned to face the crowd as the ref bodies Stacy off, official not bothering to count! KO 5 Stacy Keibler!!!

AFTER: Stacy staggering to her corner, embracing Kate as she lurches forward.  Hudson calling to the back for help, Taylor Swift running to the ring, helping Kate escort a battered Keibler to the hospital as medics tend to Cobie, rushing her for medical examination as well. Brutal war of attrition as both beauties leave everything in the ring tonight!