The Man In The Hat sits, as usual, at the center of the dais. To his left are Kristen Stewart, Leven Rambin, Leelee Sobieski, Mariska Hargitay, Jewel, and Grace Park. To his right sit Chloe Bennet, Katy Perry, Daniela Ruah, Britney Spears, Neve Campbell, and Avril Lavigne.



Man In The Hat: "All right, as usual, before we get to questions, there are some people I want to thank. Let's start with Equipo Secundario. Nice to have them on the card tonight, and we look forward to doing so again. And, of course, we also had the good folks at Los Ingobernales, and it won't be the last time. We have a very good relationship with those folks and there are lots of good fights to be made, so, you'll be seeing them again...and we appreciate their coming. And, of course, our friends at Bazz, the OTHER home team at the Asylum. Another great fighter. Another great fight. Let's also not forget about our indie girls, the backbone of the Asylum. And, last but certainly not least, the FCBA Commission for sanctioning these fights and making Asylum possible. Now. Questions. Cable Boy. Go!"



HBO Reporter: "Another excellent night for Front Street, and I think the biggest win might have been Leven's."



Man In The Hat(smiling): "Leven's a girl we've always been high on, as you know. She had some stumbles, which look a lot better now than they did then. But. She kept grinding. Kept working. Kept getting better. We're liking a lot of what we're seeing from her right now. A lot. Cable Boy II! Go!"



Showtime Reporter: "You had to like what you saw from two of your hottest prospects, Stewart and Bennet.."



Man In The Hat (nodding): "No doubt about it. K-Stew and Chloe are two of the most talented ladies we have, and they've proven that again and again. Kristen continues to get better every time out, and she's pretty darn good now. Chloe's back after a little rest, and you saw what you always see with her. A young fighter with the potential to be a dominant bantam. Very pleased with both. Very. Brunette Magazine! Let's hear a question!"



Brunette Magazine Reporter: "Daniela Ruah. Isn't it time she gets a title push?"



Man In The Hat: "Well, we're seeing a little realignment in the Front Street lightweight division right now, and Dani's doing herself plenty of favors the way she's fighting. There are lots of contenders at light, no doubt about that. But, Ms. Ruah might be shoving herself into the discussion. Tess, dear, go ahead..."



Tess: "Leelee continues to impress..."



Man In The Hat: "Always. Always. Leelee's been a top-level welter since the day she signed here. She's been at the top of our welterweight division every day she's been in it. I'm never surprised when she impresses. Because, she always impresses. Smackeroo! Dinner time. Take us there!"



Reporter: "Katy Perry. That was a heck of a fight with Eva Marie...."



Man In The Hat: "If there's one thing Katy loves, it's a girl who wants to get physical with her. Because, Katy Perry knows how to get physical. Of course, she has other tools in the chest, as you've seen. But, if you want to bang, Katy will bang, and, usually, you aren't going to like how that comes out. Now. Dinner time! Tess! Smackey! Limo!"