BEFORE: There's no secret around BBU that Clara Morgane has long been jealous of Jessica Schwarz's incredible run of success dating back to 2010 and never got over the fact the German's Lioness Club teammate, Dorota Rabczewska, has denied her another shot at the bantamweight title this past February as well. Apparently there's a plot going around several gyms to remove Clara from the elite contention which is fuelled by the blonde's past adult video experience and well, unless you're a gravure icon straight from the House of Hamada (aka Front Street Japan) you won't be shown much respect for flexing your mounds in public. Dear Clara, that's your lesson number one!

However Jessica has long given up hopes to mount another title run herself and basically awaits the return of Alesha Dixon and Lisa Maffia from the House of Thorne to resume one of the meanest rivalries ever seen in BBU. Some trigger-happy pundits were ready to send Jessica into retirement regardless of her results - and let's be honest, losing to Teresa Palmer back in April was a bad omen - but the Lioness front office refuses to enforce a clampdown on the German's career. A three time BBU champion has every right to quit the boxing ring on her own terms!

Clara Morgane wears a light blue bikini top, white knickers and red gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a high ponytail. Jessica Schwarz wears a golden bikini top, black knickers and white gloves. Dark brown hair tied in a braid. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division.

Round 1:
France vs Germany is an all-time classic both in and out of the ring and Clara wants to ride the 'Les Bleus' mojo a little longer than at the recent European Championships where her countrymen uppended the world champions; she squares up to the older woman and begins to stalk her with accurate punches up the middle but Schwarz refuses to buckle under the French charge and whips a nasty cross on the nose that keeps Morgane honest for remainder of the exchange. After a brief clinch both women jump into another jabbing frenzy but Clara shows superior speed in execution and works Jessica from the inside until the German has to seek another stalemate respite in the closing stages of a very even opener.

Round 2:
Clara stays on top of the speedy execution and thumps Jessica from mid range before switching downstairs and hoovering around the waist line which is a seldom seen tactics against someone of Schwarz's resilience. However the sheer work rate of the French assault leaves the German subdued and unable to thrive on her legendary power that once ruled the bantamweight division with an iron claw. Clara truly takes it personal here according to Georgie Thompson and she smacks Jessica's high guard aside come the final minute before busting her on the solar plexus with another powerful effort. Schwarz has to bellow out into another desperate clinch as she struggles to tame her fast moving rival at this stage.

Round 3:
Morgane wants to make sure whoever wins the divisional title fight will have to seek approval from the French section of the stands; she goes all downstairs in the third to upset the German defense and Schwarz gets clubbed on the belly button twice in a row before slumping against the blonde's chin and getting pummelled back to the ropes. Clara headbutts the older woman in the proccess but she doesn't care - everyone remembers the dirty tricks Rabczewska put to the fore in her eliminator fight at Morgane's expense - but even the ref turns a blind eye as we have a true international contest here in the Wembley Arena between two former champions after all. Slugging and sliding in the corner enables Clara to stay on top... UNTIL she meets a scything cross on the lips and bumps her head against Jessica's brow ridge. Verbal exchange in French & German follows and that one will do without the subtitles as Clara rips a right hand in her foe's crotch to settle the dispute. "Oh no, you DON'T!!!", ref pulls the adult star from a wincing actress and deducts a point on the spot. "You do that again and you're OUT!!!". Jeers, and whistles follow and sing farewell to Clara's efforts in this round as the clock expires before anyone can add extras to the explicit content.

Round 4:
Schwarz has had enough of the fun and games and launches a furious attack on the evil-minded Frenchwoman. The gloves are off... but not literally of course and both women go at each other hammer & tongs in a classic flyweight-like bash Samia Ghadie and Cheryl Cole would be proud of! Back & forth we go and Jessica earns a nasty gash on the left brow ridge for her efforts but she splits Clara's lips in half and continues to press leather into that pretty French face.... AND THEN SHE CLUBS THE MOUNDS and hits the JMD button that someone of Morgane's experience should have been ready for... alas she isn't and the textbook jug muggin' sends the blonde into spasms and clinching efforts that enable the brunette to run home for glory. She pounds the French finest in emphatic fashion and leaves Clara crippled in the corner at the bell... "That's for busting me in the crotch, bytch!!", Jessica is more than proud of the demo job she did on the blonde's cleavage but the spark remains very much alive in the Les Bleus corner.

Round 5:
Jessica seeks more success to the body but Clara has recovered well from her first taste of jug muggin' protocol. She still moves fractionally quicker than the brunette and tees off with more piercing hooks from the side that add more cuts around the swollen brow ridge. Schwarz refuses to change the tempo though and tries to slam more strikes into the blonde's cleavage but gets wobbled on her heels when she soaks up a nasty combo drive on the temples. Clara skims off the chin in a proper follow up and drops into a lenghty stalemate as Schwarz finally cools down the fire and rides the veteran recipe for a looming disaster. Morgane tries to break free but lacks the neccessary strenght and slumps against the brunette's body just happy to avoid more chest mugging ideas. A cagey round ends with both women staring down at each other with utmost disdain.

Round 6:
Schwarz goes all peek-a-boo early trying to spoil the French plot but the lack of a proper punch hurts her chances to slam the door in her face as Morgane remains very lively on her foot and still hungry for that swollen brow ridge damage. She loops a couple clean strikes on the temples for a good measure and fends off a chest drilling assault by ducking to the side and beating the German for a clubbing overhand on the mouth. Schwarz loses her footing briefly and scowls in pain but soon mounts another run at the French lass. She bounces off the high guard though and gets tackled to the guts as Clara flirts with the low punch again but stays above the waist line. She slips out of Jessica's grasp and nails her with a heavy uppercut before a clubbing hook on the ear sends the older woman sagging on the ropes. Schwarz tries to deke out of the danger zone right at the bell but takes a heavy step in the wrong direction to see Clara ring the stereo bells in her ears with a mopping left hook on the nose. Ugh! That was a close one!

Round 7:
Morgane forges ahead with power drive up the middle and head hunts the slower moving woman until the splits the high guard with a scything cross and thumps extra beef on the nose. Jessica loops a wide cross in response AND GETS DRILLED with a left hook under the forearm on the turn. She bounces off the ropes in a shocking moment of weakness and her gloves stay all the way down when Clara SLAMS a left hook into her wounded brow ridge to send her TUMBLING DOWN on the canvas... that punch is worth all of the Una Healys in the world according to Ariane Brodier in the French TV booth but more importantly, it leaves Schwarz face down on the canvas. If Teresa Palmer was strike one, this is very much strike two! KO7 Clara Morgane in not-so-upsetting fashion!!!

AFTER: "I'm still here! Allez Les Bleus!", Clara plants her foot on the back of the fallen German but she STORMS out of the ring when Georgie Thompson requires explanation for those low blows earlier on the fight! Oh wait, she turns back and aims a strike at Georgie.... however being 5'2" was never more appropriate than tonight and the former Sky Sports stalwart waltzes her way out of Morgane's reach at the very last second... all hell breaks loose moments later as the Lioness Club entourage invades the ring with head coach Mel B. ready to smoke Clara right back to Marseille in a matter of seconds... and we're not even at the main dish... Tempers flare between Clara and the rest of the world and she really loses the plot accusing Mel B. of a classic screwjob with the Rabczewska fight back in February... "The title is mine! Una Healy is mine, you skank!", "Stop crying, bytch or I'll wipe the floor with your slutty ass!" (...)

While all this is going on down ringside - and will someone please check if Jessica Schwarz is alright? - Georgie Thompson has made her way back to the booth where she tells Denise van Outen: "Sometimes I don't get paid enough for this mess!", "But you've married the right guy!" "Yeah, that helps me to get through some of these fights. This and a bottle of scotch. But I'm not ordering the wine next time I visit Paris... "You know that Clara is from Marseille, right? You should do fine with a bottle of wine in Paris. But don't visit the Velodrome anytime soon!"

The Wembley Arena security crew enters the ring to clear the battlefield as the feuding between Clara Morgane and Mel B. is far from over but the former Spice Girl finally realizes there's one last fight left on the menu. And it's the Lioness Club's own Dorota Rabczewska getting ready to evict Una Healy from the bantamweight throne....You better don't be late for that one, Mel!

Final result: Clara Morgane def. Jessica Schwarz KO7.