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19 August 2016 Amanda Holden vs Dannii Minogue

Page history last edited by Vassago 7 years, 3 months ago

 

"BBU vs ACB INTERNATIONAL BOXING" PPV

(from AIS Arena, Canberra, Australia)

 

(Garnet Gunners UK vs Downunder Boxing)

 

Posted by Vassago on August 19, 2016, 11:57 pm

 

 

BEFORE: Amanda Holden was revived into active BBU competition last month after almost four years away from the ring but simply couldn't last more than three rounds against youngster Lorna Fitzgerald so it's understandable her next opponent is someone well within her age group. In fact Dannii Minogue was born in the very same year as Holden however her boxing results are far superior to date and the entire AIS Arena awaits a brutal knock out from the brunette singer.

Allthough Minogue is based in the UK she doesn't forget about her partisan fanbase and records her first official bout on home soil since the ANZAC Day Memorial in June 2014. On the other hand Holden just goes for an exotic ride here and Green & Gold's Sarah Cumming wonders how much she got paid by the ACB front office to make the long journey from England.

Amanda Holden wears a light blue bikini top, white hotpants and white gloves. Long light brown hair tied in a sleek ponytail. Dannii Minogue wears a golden bikini top, brown knickers and brown gloves. Medium lenght dark brown hair loose & straight. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the flyweight division.

Round 1:
Holden knows she has her work cut out against the multiple AWUBA featherweight champion but still manages to silence the AIS Arena with an inspired jabbing drive that reels Minogue on her heels inside the opening minute. It's almost all or nothing stuff from the British veteran as she rains punches in close range without much tactical plan to speak of but that still does the trick with the brunette looking surprised by the onslaught and unable to settle down in her own attacks whatsoever. Dannii's forced to fend off the Holden charge and just can't do that after the blonde stuffs her in the gut with a belting hook followed by a crisp uppercut on the jaw. Amanda screams out in her efforts and actually pounds the AWUBA legend butt-in-ropes come the final minute where she blasts more piercing jabs to the body and shuts Dannii out competely to silence the AIS Arena in a fashion even Carla Ossa would be proud of just minutes ago.

Round 2:
Minogue shakes her head during the break and she probably expected Holden to collect the ACB paycheck and roll over tonight but that's not the case in the opening round. Still, she keeps pressing ahead with the hooking approach and when Amanda bounces off the high guard in another close range tangle, we finally get to see why Dannii's on top of her game in the national rankings. She rips a brutal hook on the liver and Amanda felt that immediately so she bends awakwardly to the side leaving herself exposed upstairs. Minogue pounces on the hole adding a quick hook on the mouth before a wide follow up finds the temple and reels the blonde on her heels. Amanda squeals in pain but fails to respond and eats another jabbing rush on the breadbasket which backs her into the ropes as Dannii fires more crunching leather. She buries the British veteran on the ropes and cleans out the guts before ripping more uppecuts straight through the shaken-up guard. Amanda's head springs back all over town in the dying seconds and Dannii whacks her one more time on the belly button to stamp her authority on a pillar-to-post dominant performance in this round. The AIS Arena is LOUD once again!!!

Round 3:
Amanda tries to hang back after getting pounded around in the second but she fails to embrace the quick dancer footwork from Minogue and soon gets run over by more featherweight power. Those petite singers can move extremely well most of the time and Amanda just doesn't have the speed available to settle down in defense, the original plan worked the best but it's Dannii who forces the issue in the third and scythes the high guard down to leave bruising marks on Holden's face. The English lass just doesn't know how to escape the close range mess and when Minogue drills her across the mouth one more time, she drops back to the ropes where it gets even worse. The UK-based Aussie harpoons her around the elbows and sinks on jelly knees when a hooking double finds the liver area... Holden aches and groans under the repeated onslaught and leaves too much space upstairs, a quick hook on the nose bends her against the ropes before a perfect strike to the solar plexus signals instant demise.. DOWN GOES HOLDEN!!! Ugh! The Aussie legend is back on track and the Canberra audience wants to see more of that tonight! Amanda does beat the slow count at eight but has serious breathing issues now and basically allows Dannii to punish her midriff without reply in the final seconds, almost Downunder gym-like work for the brunette who has to be dragged off by the ref at the bell with Amanda looking all but wrapped up in submission mode.

Round 4:
Holden tries to be brave here but barely lands a punch in the fourth when the Aussie streamroller derails her resistance well inside the opening minute already. Forget the English guard - it's all gone - and Amanda slumps forward after a quick gut-check to meet a crunching uppercut on the jaw that flaps her back to the ropes on the spot. She bounces off into shimmy shake disaster just a split second before MINOGUE PUNCHES HER GUMSHIELD FLYING OFF INTO THE STANDS!!! Holden collapses face down on the canvas and remains spread eagle for the next five minutes or so; the ref doesn't even bother with the count! KO4 Dannii Minogue in lights out fashion!!!

AFTER: Thankfully Amanda avoids a trip to the medical center but she looks all woozy long after the verdict is announced. That was stellar stuff from the younger of the Minogue sisters and Sarah Cumming is convinced that Dannii's last fight is nowhere near on the horizon. One has to remember that current Downunder Boxing manager Elle MacPherson fought her last battle at the age of 51!

Dannii was slightly upset by Amanda's aggression in the opening round but quicklyn adjusted and just romped clear into KO glory like so often before. She vows to visit Sydney's Bondi Beach next weekend where older sis Kylie will clash gloves with the former Spice Girl Geri Halliwell under FCBA rules and perhaps book a rematch with the notorious redhead while she's around the place: "Kylie couldn't be here with me tonight, she's working her butt off to slam dunk Halliwell into a complete mess but I'll be there to see what that carrot tramp has left. No way she retires before giving me a rematch! I still remember our last fight! (...) Holden was just a mere snack for breakfast. She was kinda desperate and Elle agreed to spill the cash. Nobody refuses to book me a fight when I want it! And I really wanted to beat Amanda up! That felt as good as my complete destruction of that plastic whore Cheryl Cole a while back. Speaking of the whore, did you see her results over in America? Man, that's just bad. Why on Earth nobody sends her back to the gutter where she belongs!"

The long-lasting feud between Dannii and Cheryl is somewhat old news given the latter's monster run of results in the FCBA but the Aussie singer is always one for the spicy trash-talk so expect more action on the Halliwell front on pure replacement value. Meanwhile her explicit tirade about Cole's "sausage legs" is eventually cut short by Sarah Cumming since the AIS Arena is ready to welcome the former Miss Universe Jennifer Hawkins under Main Event banner.

Final result: Dannii Minogue def. Amanda Holden KO4.

 

 

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