BEFORE: There's just no stopping Cheryl Cole and her ultra aggressive schedule these days, the Geordie singer keeps racking up fights one after another but who can blame her if the results are so impressive? Only the former flyweight champions Lucy Hale and long-time elite member Vanessa Hudgens were able to defeat the Newcastle's hottest property this year.

On the other hand Rachel Bilson has become the forgotten woman of the flyweight division since her Rampant stable ceased operations last year. She has fought only once in the past twenty months and that was a knockout loss to the underrated Anna Kendrick last September. However she hopes to profit from Cole's gruelling contest vs Hudgens that went the distance last month and vows to wreck the Geordie brunette in "never seen before fashion". Even ESPN's Erin Andrews finds these comments amusing but the boxing world has scene greater upsets than this before!

Rachel Bilson wears a red bikini top, white knickers and golden gloves. Dark brown hair tied in a curly ponytail. Cheryl Cole wears a black & white striped bikini set, black knickers and silver gloves. Dark brown hair tied in a sleek ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the flyweight division.

Round 1:
Cheryl might still be feeling the effects of the Hudgens battle royale and Rachel almost jumps the gun here being so eager to resume her boxing career. She outworks the slow moving Geordie in close range and lands a couple of nasty hooks on the temples that reel Cole back before a belting hook scythes her across the breadbasket. Bilson looks fired up on her return and shows no signs of holding back against the high-flying Brit and remains on top of the exchanges even when Chezza finally tries to channel her infamous ring wrath. She bounces off Rachel's high guard and eats another one-two jabbing set on the mouth before getting stuffed back to the ropes as Bilson gut-checks her and reverts into a late flurry of uppercuts that rattle the English guard just a little too easily in the dying seconds of the round.

Round 2:
That was a perfect start for the American and she tries to build on her advantage straight off the bell again but Chezza quickly kicks into higher gear and blocks her off in close range before swinging with a couple of nasty hooks herself. The English singer is too experienced to let Rachel run away with the early action and she exposes her subpar defense with another hooking drive that finds the temples and wobbles the actress on the back foot. Bilson tries to mount immediate response but fails to deal with the air-tight guard and gets whacked across the nose on the turn which makes her gurgle in anger. Yet she comes back at the Geordie lass and now it's just too much of a risk as she gets CLOBBERED with a right hook on the mouth and slumps on her heels on the spot. Cole screams out in anger and rips methodical assault on the boobs to cripple the American on jelly knees before a piercing uppercut slams Rachel on the jaw and sends her spinning back to the ropes to think better of it. Thankfully for her, the clock expires shortly afterwards and prevents the English babe from going all-in for now.

Round 3:
Cheryl is buzzing in her corner and looks all ready to go; that's a bad sign for Bilson who apparently didn't anticipate such a fiery performance from the Brit following that Hudgens war of attrition. She gets gut-checked early on in the third as Cole successfully fakes an inside move and reverts into head hunting her foe down the stretch. All those dancing routines on music video sets leave Chezza sharp as a knife mobility-wise and that's too much for Bilson who just can't stay away from the striking zone and eats a plethora of jabbing menace over the top in the second minute and gets pounded back to the ropes in the proccess. Cole keeps the high-octane attack alive and looks to break Rachel's resilience sooner rather than later here; she traps the cumbersome American butt-in-ropes and just lays into her guts as Bilson can't keep her guard in tact and barely finds space to throw single punches from behind the shaky defense. Chezza almost pounds her through the ropes and down onto the judges' scoring table in the closing seconds and is so determined to punish the fellow brunette, she fails to acknowledge the bell and has to be pulled back by the ref to prevents total chaos. And Bilson is clearly hurt after just three rounds, she shakes her head with eyes closed and hugs her ribs while walking very slowly back to her stool.

Round 4:
Rachel wants to restore the American pride here but her fitness shape just isn't up to par compared to the buzzing English singer. All those months on the sidelines literally backfire straight into her face when Cheryl shatters her guard with a monster uppercut drive and forces another one-sided close range assault. Bilson can only clinch the fellow brunette for survival but that's a brief solution to her problems and she gets belted on the liver area to check out in a slumping disarray on the ropes come the second minute. Chezza keeps pounding her like drum all the way through and the screams of pain are getting too loud for some of the viewers who demand the Geordie babe to finish the aching foe off. What a nightmare here for Bilson and her fanbase! The whole of Las Vegas gets to see her roughed up by someone whose English is difficult to even understand! And Cole goes all trash-talk when she notices the dwindling resistance in Rachel's eyes: "Want more, bytch? U want more? Just go ahead and ask me very nicely". Ugh! Brutal ransacking of Bilson's guts cripples her mentally as well as physically and she crumbles under the epic Geordie barrage with twenty seconds still left on the clock... RACHEL TAKES A KNEE as the only way to halt Cole from chopping her down in half! Cue in more aching spasms from the American and angry shouts from the singer! Erin Andrews doubts if Bilson can make it back up on her feet but she does... just... and with five seconds left on the clock, she earns herself a much-needed interval even though that could be her last one tonight.

Round 5:
Bilson's on life support now and staggers back into the ring to meet a crunching cross that splits her mitts and finds the nose seconds into the round. Cole renders her into dummy girl soon afterwards and after dishing out so much punishment downstairs in the previous round, she aims at the head here and snaps Rachel's ponytail repeatedly but more importantly carves visible lumps into the otherwise pretty face of the American. Bilson goes all jelly butt just shy of the minute mark and drops her cover for good while getting thumped into the turnbuckle... this is relentless power assault from the Geordie brunette and she shows her ailing opponent no mercy whatsoever while busting her lips into a swollen mess and adding a torn brow ridge to boot. Just give it a rest already! But no, the shellacking just keeps raining down on Bilson's roughed up face and the poor girl is rendered half-conscious on her feet before Cole finally goes for the money shot AND WRECKS THE AMERICAN'S JAW with a picture perfect uppercut that DROPS RACHEL FACE DOWN on the canvas!!! That's your home run, Hank Aaron-style!!! KO5 Cheryl Cole in Beatdown Of The Year fashion!!!

AFTER: The MGM Grand is shocked at the nasty beating that just took place in the ring, Rachel's been battered out of her senses and requires immediate medical attention while the victorious Geordie climbs the ropes and shouts back at the booing crowd: "She wasn't good enough! Get over it!!!" She refuses to check with the fallen actress and keeps hopping around the ring while pounds herself across the chest: "That's the REAL Geordie power, real power right here!"

Erin Andrews simply shakes her head in frustration but she has to talk to our winner here regardless: "Well, that was AWESOME!! Did you see her eyes bawl out to the orbit? Who needs Jenna Coleman when everyone knows that I AM the best UK import available. Huh... you all thought I was done after that Hudgens fight? Well, think again! I'll wreck all ye goofy bimbos one after another and Bilson is just a start. It's almost a shame I knocked her out cold since she deserved extra punishment! But I'll save that for the Hudgens rematch! (...) No, there's nothing official yet but she knows damn well I won't let her off the hook that easily! The Geordie train keeps on rolling, baby! Deal with it!"

Final result: Cheryl Cole def. Rachel Bilson KO5.