BEFORE: Cher Lloyd makes her long-awaited BBU debut here in Cardiff tonight, the 23 year old brunette is still best known for her bitter feud with erstwhile X Factor mentor Cheryl Cole but dismisses Georgie Thompson's claims of being a sexy field filler and vows to score a massive win on her first attempt at sanctioned female boxing competition. Her choice of opponent should surprise no one, Lioness Club's Jeanette Biedermann is always ready to rough up any new name from the music industry and boasts twenty plus fight record under her belt. Even though Georgie Thompson remains coy on Lloyd's BBU success prospects, she's not convinced by the German's hot & cold career either. Biedermann claimed the national bragging rights against Sandy Moelling in her last outing though which probably makes her a slight betting favorite anyway.

Cher Lloyd wears a crimson bikini set and black gloves. Dark brown hair tied in a thick ponytail. Jeanette Biedermann wears a golden bikini top, brown knickers and silver gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a sleek ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the flyweight division.

Round 1:
Jeanette tries to taunt the younger singer but gets BOMBED with a vicious cross on the nose that makes her stagger into the neutral corner and triggers a furious leather assault from the brunette. Cher has fought Samia Ghadie in an unofficial private contest a couple of years back and showed some skills there however Biedermann apparently never saw that tape the way she gets roughed up for nothing inside the opening minute! Crazy stuff from Lloyd who dissects the German's guard with one punch after another and bursts the blonde's lips into a swollen mess come the final minute. "How about that, bytch!", Cher shows no signs of respect to her embattled opponent and Jeanette only survives the opener in one piece after a chaotic clinching effort in the final half minute. Georgie Thompson notices the older girl barely landed a punch in this one-sided round and Biedermann's decision to leave the Mel B. coaching help back in the Barnet head-quarters might prove truly fatal.

Round 2:
No taunting and no smiling from the blonde anymore but she finally gets down to business and hassles the otherwise aggressive brunette around the ring in the opening minute. Loads of mean intentions around but the accuracy leaves room for improvement and neither girl is able to dominate the action throughout. Cher seems satisfied with the swollen lips she gave Jeanette in the opener but triggers a late overhand flurry to snap the older singer's head back and reel Biedermann into loud spasms which only fuel a brutal shellacking to the body that occurs in the final few seconds. Jeanette gets caught out downstairs and is pummelled butt-in-ropes with Lloyd scything her across the mouth one last time just before the bell. "That's two for two, baby!", the English lass screams out and almost bumps the stunned blonde down to the ground in the proccess.

Round 3:
Jeanette ponders her options during the interval as one of the unwritten rules of "In Private" bouts is the lack of coaching help but such a BBU veteran like her must be wondering if accepting Cher's challenge was the worst thing she did this season? "Get your buddy Moelling here and fast so I can whup her German bimbo ass too!", Lloyd's good mood is not to be denied on her debut as she romps to Biedermann's gut early in the third and just carves pinkish patches on the otherwise fair skin complexion. Jeanette simply crumbles under the close range punching extravaganza and bends forward with a whimper as Cher SMOKES her with a brutal uppercut to the chin! AND DOWN GOES THE BLONDE!!! Lloyd rattles the older singer like an expendable jobber she rates her... Jeanette all scowling and misty-eyed hits the deck on the backside and begins to lose her mind as she mumbles words in German... Cher urges her to get up so she can finish off the wrecking job but the veteran wisely takes her time and only answers the count at nine.. She immediately zips past the ref's arm and hauls a left cross into Cher's nose and sinks her amid loud protests from Georgie Thompson... That was waaaaaay before the command but suddenly it's a war of the damned out there in the ring as the German rallies back with a vicious jabbing combo that wipes the smile off Lloyd's face and sends her spinning into the ropes where a dangerously low hook finds the navel... or perhaps not... Lloyd screams out and signals foul play but Biedermann STUNS her with an uppercut of her own and ends the round on top... Cher spits out her gumshield in frustration and vows to annihilate the veteran after the break as tempers flare in the Cardiff Arena in true Samia Ghadie/Cheryl Cole fashion. Even Georgie is impressed in the booth!

Round 4:
This fight enters grudge levels now as both women swing for the fences and seemingly want to take each other's heads off as quickly as possible. Cher drills the blonde's mouth into a bloody spillage just past the minute mark but the ref ignores that and allows the German to smack a left/right hooking combo that finds the brunette's nose and drops her into more spasms down the stretch. Biedermann goes back to cursing in her native tongue as she tries to pull back the knockdown score but even a wincing Lloyd finds the clinching respite and responds in a cruel way herself. She lands a blatant knee to the German's crotch which results in another wrestling struggle along the ropes as both women simply can't keep their emotions in tact anymore. Biedermann slams her with a nasty hook on the crotch too but only after she lands a muay thai knee to the breasts, the ref finally steps in and lets the bad tempers cool off for a moment... well, that's a split second moment anyway as Jeanette tries to swing a hook over his shoulder again and this time it's all gone wrong for the Berlin-born veteran... ONE POINT DEDUCTION for Biedermann... "You frickin' c###, you deserve that and then some!", Cher is back into foul language but gets nuked with a late cross that bends her against the ropes just as the clock expires... and Biedermann wants MORE!!! She lands a hard double series to the breasts with Lloyd gasping for justice and the ref has to wrestle the raging German back to her corner and well, this has gone all south rules-wise here and even Georgie Thompson can't explain what is going on here!

Round 5:
Jeanette has lost her temper wholesale now however it only affects her punching accuracy and allows Cher to pick her off in a methodical overhand jabbing. When the blonde's lips begin to bleed again under the onslaught, Biedermann seeks the haymaker solution to her problems but swings wide of the temple mark and gets ROCKED with a vicious hook to the nose instead.. she wobbles forward with another whimper and Cher is ready for her... BRUTAL UPPERCUT on the jaw sends Jeanette flying sideways through the air and the loud thump when she finally meets the boards makes Georgie Thompson cringe... Biedermann rolls onto her back and now there's blood coming from both the nose and the lips and even when she beats the count at eight, the ref signals it's all over. Jeanette loses the entire evil edge within a blink of an eye and slumps into tearful spasms but she's been roughed up very much against the odds. Face-busting TKO5 Cher Lloyd!!!

AFTER: "Who's the baddest bytch in town now?" Who?", the victorious brunette twerks her booty and wants to get into the blonde's face one last time however the ref pushes her off and tells her to beat it: "Look here, I've stopped the fight but that's enough! You're both qualified to wrestle in the mud at the Emmerdale farm for all it's worth! Get lost, kid!"

Cher can hardly believe her ears but she's got no one to back up her grudge claims on the night and Georgie Thompson wisely reminds the BBU TV viewers about the latest Helen George outburst. The Cardiff-based organization can handle one dirty fighter making an "epic" debut but Cher Lloyd threatens to take a whole chapter out of Samia Ghadie's playbook and that might be a little too much for most of the flyweight division. That includes her former X Factor mentor's awkwardly high standards of stealing the show the naughty way...

Final result: Cher Lloyd def. Jeanette Biedermann TKO5.