Brooklyn: "Good evening and welcome to JMD(D) Queendom IV! I'm 'The 21st Century Goddess', Brooklyn Decker along with 'The Portuguese Princess' Daniela Ruah and Kat 'The Rack' Dennings, and we're here tonight as co-hosts of this event, and it should be something, ladies!"

Daniela: "No doubt about that. We've got eleven matches on tap, and it gets underway with what might be one of the more interesting contests. It's JMD action and features newcomer Lindsey Pelas against one of the more iconic racks in the FCBA and, in fact, the world, Keeley Hazell!"

Kat: "Keeley's a girl who doesn't have to take a back seat to many girls in the jug department, but Pelas just might be one of them. We'll see tonight!"

Brooklyn: "Then, we move to JMDD action, with Hall of Famer Kaley Cuoco and Dakota Johnson. And, ladies, I have to be frank here. Johnson's in over her head against Kaley, and I don't think she'll be around too long."

Daniela: "And, speaking of 'in over her head', there's no doubt about how good a fighter Scarlett Johansson is, but she's giving up quite a bit of size to Hayley Atwell. ScarJo might be a match in the jug department, but I'm wondering how long a girl who's a small bantam at best can last against a full lightweight like Hayley."

Kat: "Again, we're going to find out, and we'll also find out what happens when Charlotte Church and Ashley Benson go all JMD on one another. I've been in the ring with Church, and, let me tell you, she can hit. Ashley may win this thing, but she'll have her work cut out for her."

Brooklyn: "Also tonight we'll see C.J. Perry in action against Briana Evigan, and, we'll see if Perry's superior size can offset Evigan's advantage in experience."

Daniela: "I can't wait for the next bout on the card, which will see busty Brit Sophie Howard battle Hall of Famer Jennifer Garner. Howard's got some size, but Jennifer Garner is a Hall of Famer for a reason."

Kat: "And, being a bantam myself, I'm looking forward to the next bout on the card, featuring two of the best, sturdiest young bantams in the FCBA, Demi Lovato and Sasha Pieterse. This one could go either way, and I expect an action-packed fight to the finish!"

Brooklyn: "After that, we'll see Nikki Bella return to action against Eliza Taylor. Bella needs to pick on someone her own size at some point, but, that's just my opinion."

Daniela: "And, speaking of those wrestling girls we're seeing more of in the FCBA these days, Taryn Terrell will be making her return to JMD against Jessica Nigri, who's been plenty impressive so far in the FCBA, especially after that big win over Olivia Munn."

Kat: "Up next, Kate Upton, the reigning welterweight champion, will make her return to JMDD for a grudge match against Kelly Brook. And, that on is worth the price of admission right there."

Brooklyn: "And, we'll wrap up with the biggest bout of the evening, as Alexandra Daddario battles Charlotte McKinney for the JMDD championship."

Daniela: "And, there you have it. Eleven exciting bouts!"

Kat: "And, best of all, you don't have to listen to Jenny McCarthy babble all night while you watch them!"

Brooklyn: "So, sit back, relax, and enjoy JMD(D) Queendom IV: Halloween Havoc!"