Kaley Cuoco vs Dakota Johnson (JMDD)
(Kaley: 30 YO, 5’6, 36C)
(Dakota: 27 YO, 5’7 ½, 32B)
Results: Lookout; Writing: Medallion Boxing & Archer

Before: Say what you will about Dakota Johnson’s struggles in the FCBA: She’s never been afraid of taking on a Big Name opponent. This has led her into losses against the likes of veterans Jennifer Lawrence, Gemma Arterton and Serinda Swan. This time she has shifted to JMD action and is taking on former champion Kaley Cuoco.

“I just had to try something different,” Dakota says, “I admit I am have not got the biggest rack in the federation, but it’s all mine and I am willing to risk it to get my first win. I feel I’ve learned a lot so far—mostly the hard way—but I am learning. No one but myself is responsible for my opponent selection. I know there are people who blame my mother Melanie Griffith for it, but it is not true. Mom has let me run my career so if there is blame it’s all on me! But I wouldn’t be fighting Kaley if I didn’t think I had a good chance of beating her. I certainly intend to give it all I’ve got.”

Kaley Cuoco says: “If she wants a JMD fight, I’m here to give it to her. This is my first official JMD fight and I am pretty excited about it. I don’t want anyone thinking I am underestimating Dakota even if she hasn’t been able to beat anybody—yet. I don’t want to be the one wearing the I LOST TO DAKOTA JOHNSON tee shirt.”

(The assembled scribes laugh at this. Dakota Johnson scowls, clearly not appreciating the humor, but keeping her temper in check).

Dakota Johnson still scowling when she appears in ring. She is wearing a very skimpy yellow string bikini with black gloves. Brown hair piled on top of her head in a top knot. Kaley Cuoco is in a peach string bikini (halter top) and matching peach gloves. Blonde hair in a simple blonde ponytail. Ring instructions chilly, but correct. Kaley aware of Dakota’s hostility just gives the newbie a stern look before they swipe gloves and depart for their respective corners. The bell rings…

R1: The two battlers come out and sportingly touch gloves. Dakota standing tall using her jab to keep Kaley at bay trying to light up her bigger breasted blonde's chest. Kaley being big girl brawling back pushing the brunette attacking her chest as well. The round ends with Kaley landing the harder shots getting a win in a close round.

R2: The second starts out much like the first Kaley wanting to use her size and power Dakota trying to out box her. The blonde bombshell gets her back pedaling when she clips Kaley with a hard right hook then a left cross. The blonde is stopped cold stunned. It takes Dakota a moment to realize what she's done but then lets loose. She goes big girl bashing Kaley around the ring. Kaley goes wobbly butt getting pasted to the head then Dakota goes jug hunting making them bounce around in the worst ways. Kaley starts to recover fighting off the brunette's continued advances. At the bell Kaley is on the ropes breasts nearly out of her top and bottoms between her buns.

R3: Kaley needs a lot of attention in the corner to get her ready for the next round. She looks shocked and frustrated as she comes out for the bell. Dakota looks for an opening to push her advantage but is discouraged from her advance by a hard right hand to her chest. The brunette takes the hint and goes back to her wear down strategy using her boxing skill to knock around Kaley to the bell. Kaley is showing signs of the battle red marks on her face and chest. Dakota leading the fight against one of the best in the division.

R4: Kaley and Dakota come out for the next round. The blonde seems recovered going on the offence almost from the bell. Dakota seems surprised trying to cover up getting driven back. Kaley beating her to the breasts and face. The brunette buns to the ropes. She tries to set back up to run her offence but Kaley keeps batting her around. At the bell, Dakota is in shock breathing hard as the blonde bomber struts away showing off her assets to the brunette.

R5: Dakota is worked on heavily in the corner. Kaley is focused on her opponent. The two meet up at the bell. Dakota trying to get her offence back together. Kaley powers though her defense and starts just pummeling the brunette. Dakota goes wobbly butt bottoms up between her buns. She's trying to cover up. If she covers up her head Kaley goes to her flanks. If she covers her stomach Kaley goes breast hunting knocking them around. This goes on for the whole round. At the bell, Dakota's chest and sides are beaten red. Kaley is flexing and dancing back to the corner.

R6: Kaley gets a little slap on her butt then one on her face when she sits down. Amy is furious with her adopted sister telling her to take this seriously and pose later. Meanwhile, Dakota is all but out in her corner as they try to get life back into her frame. At the bell, Dakota gets up busted up but ready to fight. Kaley gets another hard slap before going out to the center of the ring. Dakota goes right back to covering up so Kaley goes back to work. It's another two minutes of thumping finally Dakota goes down. Kaley thinks about showing off but sees the redhead in the corner and thinks better of it. She walks slowly back to the neutral corner and waits for the referee's ten count. The winner by KO at two minutes in the sixth round KALEY CUOCO.

Postfight: Kaley goes to her corner and gets her gloves off as Dakota is looked after. The blonde bombshell struts across the ring to her foes corner making sure her bottoms ride up in the process. She picks Dakota up off her stool leaning her up in the corner. Kaley rubs her impressive rack before introducing it to Dakota's face. This goes on for about a minute as she poses and flexes showing off her incredible body before she gently lowers the brunette to her stool. Kaley turns to walk away but instead backs up a bit on her toes grinding her buns on Dakota's face before bouncing away. "I always enjoy JMDD fights. Win or lose I always have fun showing my body power. Dakota stood up really well to me winning the beginning of the fight but couldn't take me in the end. She did stand up longer than I though. She's tough." Kaley gets a big smile on her face. "But I have to move on to going back after my title."