Briana Evigan vs CJ Perry (JMD)

Results: Lookout!; Words: ABC

Pre-fight:
In CJ Perry’s only previous FCBA bout, she went down in the fifth round to former JMD champion, Lindsay Lohan. A tough first outing it must be said, though the experience gained from fighting a former champ first up is absolutely priceless. And now CJ sets to make that experience count as she takes on talented ABC prospect Briana Evigan.

In her only other JMD bout, Briana Evigan defeated rookie Melanie Iglesias by KO7, though her work outside the JMD arena has been supremely impressive. Of her 9 bouts since signing with ABC, she has only lost one; her most recent, against Vanessa Hudgens.

So, it may be difficult to judge whether this is a step down in class or not for CJ.

“My jugs are fitter than hers, I shouldn’t have a problem,” CJ proudly announced. “Sure, she can hit, I’ve seen some tape, but I can too, and no DOUBT my jugs can withstand more than her soft melons.”

Briana was equally as confident. “I’ve been winning fights all over this league, and against better fighters than CJ. She might have nice boobs, but we’ll see how long they last in the ring against my fists.”

Round 1:
Briana might not be quite used to these JMD bouts and she protects pretty face a little too fiercely early, allowing CJ to bang a few choice shots under perky jugs, bunching them up and getting some mewling yelps from Evigan as she retreats towards the ropes, guard lowering now.

It was a poor start for Evigan, but she’s nothing if not resilient and professional, and she recovers well, getting the guard working in front of lovely jugs and using the jab to slow CJ’s early roll.

A few jabs jiggle CJ’s jugs, but they don’t seem to trouble the blonde too much, and Perry is happy to absorb a few in the name of working over Bri’s taut abs and jabbing a few stingers to cute cheeks.

After one, Bri’s face and abs are a little flushed, and she’s going to want to up the offense from here if she’s to take down the feisty blonde. CJ looks confident and cool, and she’s off to a banging start, certainly getting the better of her highly touted opponent in the early stages of this bout.

Round 2:
Briana does look for some offense to begin the second, but CJ is switched on tonight, and she guards jugs deftly, Bri only able to mostly find leather and arms, until she pops a few lower on CJ’s midsection. It’s a firm rig though and she can only get so much done before CJ switches some well-timed hooks to Bri’s jugs, making her yelp and stagger back, puppies leaping!

Bri is trying to guard the jugs, and CJ reddens abs a little more before Bri pitches forward into a devastating uppercut that’s given her an almost instant black eye!

Bri jabs out, trying to keep CJ at bay, popping a little leather to cheeks and temple, then firing some hooks that bounce jugs. But, CJ retaliates with a left jab that stings the nose, and follows up with rising hooks that jump Bri’s jugs wildly.

Bri isn’t impressed, but CJ has all the momentum and she is bruising poor puppies right up until Briana is saved by the bell. The last few shots crush Bri’s jugs and drive her into the ropes, and Evigan spends a few seconds post-bell leaning on the ropes, breathing heavily, wincing through pain in bruised jugs.

Round 3:
Bri didn’t have a great first couple of rounds, but after some insightful yelling from trainer Alyssa Milano in the second break, Evigan seems to have come out with a new lease. CJ tries to go back to bouncing Evigan jugs, but the peppy fighter covers and responds early with a killer uppercut that jumps CJ’s left jug almost out of her top!

CJ is forced to cover chest, and Briana whacks lefts into ribs and rights into cheek, and CJ is struggling to find much offense all of a sudden. With each jab, CJ is countered with a whack to firm jug, and soon she tries to fire at Bri less and less.

Briana presses, carefully picking apart CJ’s defences and bouncing jug whenever she gets a chance, otherwise mixing it up with shots to abs, ribs, face and temple, to keep CJ guessing and her guard shuffling, often opening up a good shot to perky jugs.

The third round sees Briana work herself back into this contest a little, and CJ has to be careful not to let the growing confidence of her more experienced opponent play on her mind, or affect her game plan.

By the end of the third though, both girls are gently rubbing punished jugs and glaring across at their opponent, unimpressed with the hurtful mugging that has occurred already.

Round 4:
Briana looking a little more comfortable after regaining her confidence in the third round and actually finding CJ jug. Now she looks a little more like the Bri that fans have come to love as she aggressively pursues CJ, absorbing jabs to bouncing jugs and bruising face in order to SLAM hooks to the outer of CJ’s jugs, punishing the firm orbs and getting mewling cries now from CJ. Perry tries to cover, but Evigan belts leather into face, knocking the blonde loopy, and she’s not quite got the awareness or strength left to keep those gloves up. Bri squashes jugs in a wild mugging display with solid left and right straight shots to chest, and poor CJ is screaming out.

The crowd are on their feet. They’ve seen this before and they know the power that fit Evigan has in those gloves. CJ’s chest is bruising, looking miserable now and she’s valiantly trying to fight through, but is just completely overwhelmed by Evigan’s onslaught.

Bri’s left glove hammers softening underboob of CJ’s right jug, wobbling it about, then right glove crushes straight into left jug, flattening it against her chest, and CJ is reeling. Bri traps her in a corner and goes to town, pistoning hooks against jugs, flattening the orbs until they droop low into CJ’s cups, and her eyes are tearing up, overwhelmed by the power Briana is pouring against her poor jugs.

After four, Bri has certainly caught up, and now it is CJ who needs to find a way back into this bout. Though she does NOT look confident as she staggers to her corner, cuddling sad jugs.

Round 5:
Briana is a picture of confidence now, while CJ just looks exhausted. That fourth took an awful lot out of the blonde, who up until then was right with the talented brunette. But now she is lumbering, sluggishly hooking at Bri who often dodges and evades, countering with shots onto jugs, getting a fresh yelp from CJ each time as they’re beaten lower and softer.

CJ tries to cover, but Briana knows she is in control and the talented flyweight bangs right left right into the middle of Perry’s face, getting a trickle of blood from her nose and stunning her. A punishing hook to the tummy has CJ lurching forward, right into a double fisted smash to the outer of jugs, CRUNCHING them together.

With a wild howl CJ collapses straight off of her feet to the mat!

CJ is down, mewling, hugging batter jugs as Briana backs off, licking her lips in anticipation of the referee’s count. It comes all too quickly for CJ, and we have a winner; Briana Evigan by KO5!

Post-fight:
Bri removes her gloves, casually throws them to Milano, and saunters over to the fallen CJ, who is still mewling, hugging damaged jugs.

“Oh blondie, you thought that body could hold up to mine?” Bri is laughing, apparently having spent too much time battling Hudgens and co and forgetting what good sportsmanship is.

Bri grabs a handful of blonde locks and starts dragging CJ around the ring in a humiliating parading display. Occasionally prodding her foot into bruised, softened rack and reminding CJ whose jugs lost.

CJ is in tears as Briana makes her victory lap holding the blonde’s hair and prodding sad jugs. Then Briana gives a nasty knee to CJ’s left breast, crushing it against her chest and making her flop onto her back with a mighty howl. CJ is in shock as Briana straddles her and grinds her jugs into the blonde’s from atop her.

“Looks like my JMD’s are better…” Briana muses as she smirks down at the sight of her chest flattening CJ’s as Perry sobs, humiliated. “You agree? Here, I’ll give you a REAL good look, and you can let me know.”

Briana slides up CJ’s broken body and wriggles her jugs over the blonde’s face, scrubbing them back and forth, wiping the sweat onto CJ’s bruised features as she groans in protest. “Aren’t they the best?” Bri asks gleefully as she bounces them on CJ’s face. CJ only groans in protest, and Briana pulls up to SLAM them down onto CJ’s jugs, getting a wild yell from her. “I SAID, aren’t they the best?!” Briana repeats impatiently.

“Y-yes! Yes, they’re the best! Please, leave me alone!” CJ wails as Briana laughs and drops her jugs back over her foe’s face. “Okay, okay, since you answered truthfully, I’ll let you go… to sleep!”

Briana locks her breasts over CJ’s face and soon the squirming beneath her has gone limp, completely passed out. Briana sits up on CJ’s tummy, grinning down at her beaten opponent. “That’s two bimbos that can’t handle this body!” She announces aloud. “Who’s next?!”