ESPN LIONESS CLUB HALLOWEEN SPECIAL PPV
Posted by Vassago on October 31, 2016, 10:57 pm
Jugs Of Mass Destruction
Helen Flanagan (4-2, 4 KO) vs Jessica Lowndes (22-13-1, 21 KO)
(Kear's Kats/Equipo Secundario vs Lioness Club of America)
JMD Value: 32E vs 32C
Results: Lookout; Story: Vassago
BEFORE: Mancunian bombshell Helen Flanagan currently enjoys her best spell on this side of the Atlantic - coming fresh off a statement-making triumph in the Odds & Ends sponsored Bantam Brawlers tournament however several pundits indicate she needs to snatch an elite wig before too long if she really wants to be mentioned in the same sentence as fellow BBU crossovers Jenna Coleman or Michelle Keegan. Being a proud owner of a 32E set solves the next direction puzzle though and the MGM Grand is honored to witness Flanagan's official FCBA JMD debut here tonight.
When it comes to JMD introductions, one shouldn't look any further than Jessica Lowndes to provide the ultimate benchmark; the ex-champion accepts anything that includes jug muggin' and definitely checks the elite box required for the British girl to make the leap into higher level. Lowndes openly dismisses Helen's past JMD experience (she's won all four of those bouts back in BBU) and calls it "irrelevant". The Canadian firecracker is never subject to respecting her opponents and it's obvious she makes no exception for the otherwise high-flying Manchester brunette.
Helen Flanagan wears a black bikini set and Union Jack gloves. Dyed dark brown hair straight. Jessica Lowndes wears a white bikini set with a red maple leaf painted on each cup and red gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a sleek ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the flyweight division.
Round 1:
Lowndes indicates JMD is her personal playground early and connects with the superior set early on; Helen's a little overwhelmed by the ferocious attack and gets stacked up on her heels when the Canadian jabbing rush crashes into her boobs from both flanks before a spirited uppercut effort somehow forces the brunette back. However Jessica's not to be denied that easily and she romps into more high-tempo jabbing which finds connection between the shaky English guard. Helen does well enough to keep the fight in the center of the ring but the sheer numbers don't lie and Lowndes doubles up her production before sticking a late rally on the solar plexus that makes the Coronation Street stalwart cringe at the bell.
Round 2:
Veteran coach Gail Kim gives Helen a solid talking to during the interval and Helen ups the tempo of her hitherto scattered attacks to finally force the Canadian into taking notice. Lowndes opens the round with a cheeky smile on her face as if she doesn't really expect any meaningful resistance from the fellow brunette but then gets whooped in close range with a jabbing flurry and needs to adjust her stance... Flanagan gives her no quarter though and leans on her with a tummy-busting drive while spiking the ribcage for a good measure. Lowndes reverts into a classic jug-to-jug bump off but eats a wayward hook on the chin and drops her guard just enough for the English lass to stick extra juice into her cleavage which in turn forces the Canadian to seek a clinching respite. Another jabbing rally on the guts shuts Lowndes out for good and she barely avoids getting pounded back to the turnbuckle as Helen turns up the wick in comfortable fashion late on.
Round 3:
Both girls clash in the center of the ring and it's all jugs on deck here as they dish out a frantic punishment exclusively aimed at a total destruction of the one another. Helen finds a quick hook on the windpipe after bouncing off Jessica's rack and that stacks the Canadian breathless for a moment; what's worse she gets clubbed to the liver area and bends sideways moments later just as Helen rips a double uppercut drive to lift her foe's breasts against her chin. Lowndes screams out in pain but tries to adjust her footing regardless instead of perhaps seeking an escape route and Helen scythes the 32C set with a right-handed hammer before adding another hook from the other side that finds the solar plexus... Ugh! LOWNDES TRIPS DOWN TO THE BOARDS unable to handle a dose of that bantamweight strenght Flanagan has at her disposal. That's a bad sign considering she once wanted to challenge Kat Dennings into a JMD contest and even a quick recovery and a indication to the ref she just slipped all on her own doesn't convince the Las Vegas audience to think likewise. Helen charges at the fellow brunette after the command looking to stamp full authority on the fight but Jessica's agility comes to the fore and allows her to escape the Mancunian heat for remainder of the round. The problem is, Lowndes isn't known for her defensive tactics and Flanagan basically bullied her into retreat following that knockdown!
Round 4:
Lowndes begins to take this one a little more seriously as there's a potential upset on the cards; Flanagan keeps plugging along but fails to mount that back-breaking challenge anymore as the Canadian shuts her down in the phone booth using extra clinching and single shots to the body. The action calms down briefly but Gail Kim is the first one to understand the Brit can't sit on that knockdown for too long and Jessica's fuse might well blow up any second but a desperate close range scuffle brings little joy to the audience and Flanagan only wrestles her foe back to the ropes and keeps spiking the ribcage without a significant damage to the rack. Lowndes' happy to gather her thoughts in a late clinch and that shows alleged superiority over the BBU veteran who thinks she's done a great job of neutralizing the Canadian comeback until she notices the steely look in Gail Kim's eyes. That wasn't a great job at all, honey!
Round 5:
Helen seeks more success in close range but Jessica's recovered well from that knockdown and channels the familiar aggression that allows her to outwork the Brit through a scything jabbing drive that lifts Flanagan's boobs against her chin and results in a scattered single-hand response that doesn't bother the Canadian much. Lowndes' eyes are glued to to the target and despite Helen's efforts, she must yield real estate amid a significant increase of the yelping volume. The first minute belongs to the CW starlet who forces the Corrie girl back however Flanagan obeys Gail Kim's orders and refuses to bide her time in a blatant retreat the way Lowndes did before. It proves to be very costly as Jessica rips through the guard repeatedly in the second and secures more connection on the boobs and by the time Helen backs off again in the third, it's too late to make a difference as Lowndes flicks a couple of hooks on the liver area and pounds her back to the ropes. Flanagan bellows out into a desperate chest protection but leaves holes downstairs and the Canadian has a field day dissecting the ribcage and liver area to slump the fellow actress against the turnbuckle come the bell.
Round 6:
Jessica kicks into higher gear showing no signs of fatigue while Helen struggles to embrace the up-tempo drive in a looming war of attrition. She doesn't have the speed to escape the fast moving rival either and has to accept the classic JMD slugfest that lifts her mounds repeatedly during the opening minute as Lowndes almost headbutts her in frantic efforts to even the knockdown score. Flanagan drops on her heels and moans out her loudest when the jabbing rush from both flanks squeezes the breasts together and a nifty uppercut flick on the jaw only wobbles the Corrie actress back to the ropes. Coach Gail Kim tries to force the ref into action but a bulldozing uppercut drive from Lowndes wrecks havoc inside the English cleavage during the second minute and Helen can't clinch herself into safety anymore. Jessica barks in determination and just keeps loading classic jug-wrenching stuff while meeting no reply. Flanagan commits the cardinal sin and looks down at her boobs getting whacked into a pulp and leans over the ropes after a while almost giving up the ghost; Lowndes leans on her even further and romps clear into full control of action before blasting the stranded foe against the liver. Ugh! Flanagan cries out in pain and slumps forward which allows the Canadian to uppercut her on the rack one more time... AND IT'S TOO MUCH FOR HELEN TO HANDLE as she drops on her knees and slowly rolls down on her side... Jessica quickly struts back to her corner and there's no hope for a slow count to save the English pride. Helen only gets up on all fours by the time ref screams out "seven" and slumps into KO reality unable to find her breath anymore. KO6 Jessica Lowndes!!!
AFTER: Disaster for all the English hopes here in Vegas as Helen Flanagan just can't fend off the Canadian jug muggin' power and collapses into a heap when she realizes it's all over. Jessica scampers towards the fallen brunette and rolls her on her back preparing to mount those 32E melons but Gail Kim is on hand to save Helen from ultimate humiliation. She comes flying down from the top of the ropes and traps a surprised Lowndes in a chin-lock to create more havoc among the MGM Grand audience: "Bytch! You'll pay for this!", Gail keeps squeezing the Canadian's head back until she's dragged from behind by the security crew and all hell breaks loose as Jessica slumps face down on the canvas coughing her gumshield out and literally crawling back to her corner. "That bytch almost choked me out! Who let this to happen?", she shouts at coach Claudia Schiffer while Gail Kim keeps gesturing at the Lioness entourage from the opposite side of the ring. Meanwhile Helen rolls herself out of the ring and lands on the judges table to create even more commotion ringside with the post-fight antics now reaching Jerry Springer level of absurd. Time for commercials then!
Final result: Jessica Lowndes def. Helen Flanagan KO6.
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