"Witches Pumpkinheads, Black Cats IV: Halloween at the Asylum PPV"

Results: Lookout     Writing: The Wiz

by Tractorpull  on Oct 31, 2016 at 9:14pm

BEFORE:

"This is a big-girl fight," says Olivia with a nod. "You're talking two top bantam contenders. And, it was just two years ago that I was in the same situation. On Hallowe'en night. Here at Asylum. Against another top contender. I beat Grace Park that night. And, I'll beat Pink tonight."

"She's as good as anyone I've ever fought," says Pink with a nod of her own. "She's elite if anyone is. So. Let's lace 'em up and see what happens."

ROUND ONE:

O'Dell: "Back at ringside and that's 'Toccata And Fugue In D Minor' you hear, and I'll say again what I said two years ago. It's plenty appropriate for Hallowe'en. And, coming down the aisle dressed as a medieval queen just as she was two years ago is Bazz's own 'Wilde Girl', Olivia Wilde!"

Cassie: "Bazz, of course, has the strongest bantamweight division in the FCBA, not just Oliva, but Aly Michalka, Tracy Spiridakos and Shailene Woodley..."

McCarthy: "I'll have you know that SCEEJ has the strongest bantamweight division in the FCBA, because it has Olivia Munn and ME."

Tess: "Aren't you retired? Or are you un-retired again. I left my scorecard back at The Manor..."

McCarthy: "I'm not retired. I'm back. And, SHUT UP, WALMART!"

O'Dell: "Drink up boys, as Olivia climbs into the ring to be helped off with the costume by the Bazz corner crew. Wilde girl looking mighty fine in that purple and white striped bikini, and that's 'Trouble' you hear booming over the sound system, and the lady in that sexy Little Red Riding Hood outfit is none other than 'The Queen of Front Street', Pink!"

McCarthy: "And, the so-called queen may be just about on her way out the door after two straight losses. Lose tonight to Wilde, and, she will, and Weirdo's sure to put her out to pasture!"

O'Dell: "Pink into the ring and helped off with the costume. She's wearing that black bikini with the white skulls we've seen before. And, the ladies are ready. Time for some picks. Tess favors Olivia. Mac?"

McCarthy: "Like I said, Wilde will win and Pink will be sent packing."

O'Dell: "Cassie?"

Cassie: "You know I'm going with my girl Olivia!"

O'Dell: "It's unanimous. Let's see if the ladies are right. First sees Wilde using her reach advantage. She has three inches on Pink and she's quickly gone to a long left jab that's giving the Front Streeter problems early. Pink trying to work her way past and get to middle distances, but not having much success doing it..."

Cassie: "See, this is one of the things about Bazz bantams. Tall girls. And, at this weight, that can be a big advantage. You have a lot of bantams who are 5'4" or so, and that means you have reach. And, like our other bantams, Olivia knows how to use it."

O'Dell: "Certainly using it in the early going. She has Pink on the defensive. Brunette actually working forward a bit now, backing up Pinkness, getting hard right hands on target. Pink not hurt, but being forced to cover up too much. Wilde taking complete control of this fight at the moment, ladies..."

Tess: "Impressive stuff from Olivia, which is no surprise, because Olivia's an impressive fighter."

O'Dell: "Down the stretch in an excellent first round for Bazz. Wilde calling the tune right now, and it's all about that long, accurate left jab. Everything else being set up by that. Ten seconds to go. Another good combination by the Wilde Girl and there's the bell. Olivia and wide in the first round."

McCarthy: "And, like I said, Pink's headed to pasture. 10-9, Wilde."

ROUND TWO:

O'Dell: "We begin the second with Wilde right back to the jab. Pinkness slipping past it, landing some body shots. Wilde firing back in close and we're working at short distances now. Pink going body again. Wilde responding with a good flurry to the head, and it's getting physical in there all of a sudden."

Cassie: "And, Wilde can get physical with the best bantams in the FCBA. She's done it. And, she's doing it right now."

O'Dell: "They were at range the last round, now, they're in the phone booth, and these terms suiting Pink quite a bit better. Front Streeter getting going on offense this stanza. Spending a lot of time on the body. Olivia going downstairs some, but mostly working the head. It's good, two-way stuff in the second..."

Tess: "No question a good round for both fighters. Pink's found something that's working now after a tough first."

O'Dell: "And, Wilde able to counter this pretty well. Not much in it as we roll through the final fifteen seconds. Olivia digging some body now and Pink responds in kind. Both girls doing some tenderizing in there with five seconds left. And, there's the bell. Good, close round to Pink, who's evened this thing up."

McCarthy: "19-19, but the pasture still awaits."

ROUND THREE:

O'Dell: "Third begins with Pink working forward again. Wilde there to meet her. Brunette not trying to maintain distance. She's willing to work inside with Pinkness, and Pink's just fine with that. This is downstairs, then up stuff from Pink. She's digging body, then going head, then back to body..."

Cassie: "Pink very comfortable right now. And, Olivia might want to do something to break that up."

O'Dell: "GOOD right hand by Pink there. Wilde backed up a step and a HARD FLURRY FROM PINK AND OLIVIA'S HURT! Wilde covering up now as Pinkness goes all in. Brunette wobbly, being backed up. Pink hammering away with hard shot. She's got Wilde pinned to the ropes and nearly a minute to work with..."

McCarthy: "Come ON, Wilde. Hang on and put this Dancing Hooker out to PASTURE!"

O'Dell: "Body on sale and Pink taking all she can carry. She's hammering away at ribs and midsection, trying to bring down Wilde's guard. Olivia hanging on, tying up now. Pink stacks her, works the body again, then back to the head. Ten seconds to go. Wilde going to get to the bell, and there it is. BIG round for Pink, but Olivia's still standing."

Tess: "29-28, Pink, after three. And, she's in charge at the moment."

ROUND FOUR:

O'Dell: "Fourth begins with Pink taking the fight to Wilde. Olivia in retreat now as the Front Streeter is getting heavy leather on target. Brunette's legs a little wobbly. She's playing defense here in a big way. Pink not sloppy at all. She's taking her time, setting up her punches, slowly but surely taking canvas from Wilde..."

Cassie: "Wilde girl playing for some time here. Not gonna lie. She's in trouble. But, she's gotten out of it before."

O'Dell: "Pink working body in a big way, getting in close with Wilde, thumping the ribs and midsection. Olivia tying her up in there, but Pink just shoving off and working more body and DOWN GOES WILDE! Right uppercut from Pink sends Olivia crashing to her right side! Pink to a neutral corner..."

McCarthy: "Get UP, Wilde! Get UP!"

O'Dell: "Referee's count at three. Four. Five. Six. Olivia to hands and knees. Seven. Eight. Wilde to her feet. Referee gives her the mandatory and he waives Pink forward. Pinkness going all in now. She's winging away, backing Wilde up. Got her on the ropes literally and figuratively. Wilde hanging on and again she'll make the bell. Huge round for Pink."

Tess: "39-36 now. Pink taking control."

ROUND FIVE:

O'Dell: "Fifth underway and Pink forward. Wilde giving some ground, working her left jab. Pinkness determined to close. Olivia circling back. Legs still a bit wobbly, but she's getting something out of them. Pink looking to end this thing right now, trying to set up a big one. Wants to fight in the phone booth..."

Tess: "And, she's determined to get there. Walking through Wilde to thump body."

O'Dell: "Olivia tying up Pink. They're wrestling around in there. Nice short hook from Wilde and Pink fires back with a nasty hook of her own and we've got a firefight going on on the inside. Pink backing up Olivia, but Wilde firing back a nice flurry. The brunette seeming to have shaken the worst of last round and she's holding her own with Pink now..."

Cassie: "That's my GIRL right there..."

O'Dell: "Thirty seconds to go and we're in close hooking body and banging away. HEADS COME TOGETHER! Oh, that was NASTY! and both girls may be cut now. Referee puts a stop to this for a second, going to have the doctor check both fighters. Cuts above Wilde's right eye and Pink's left. Doctor going to let this continue. Ten seconds left in the round and there's the bell. Close. Wilde actually grabbed it late."

McCarthy: "And, she's back in the fight, down 48-46, despite that dirty headbutt from that phony Pink!"

ROUND SIX;

O'Dell: "Into the sixth now and we're playing the geometry game. Wilde seeming to have those legs back. She's working the left jab, moving nicely, trying to create range. Pink wants to get to middle distances. She's bobbing the head, working past Wilde's glove, then getting off in combination..."

Tess: "Both girls leaking a little blood from those cuts, but the corners did a pretty good job on them."

O'Dell: "Pinkness steps in and works some body again. Wilde ties her up, forces a break, and we're back to range. This is good, tactical fighting now, and both of these ladies showing what they can do. Pink quick, athletic, moving very well. Wilde so accurate with that long left. Knows just when to drop a right hand over."

Cassie: "Olivia's as good a boxer as we have at Bazz. And, we have some GOOD boxers at Bazz."

O'Dell: "Final 30 seconds of a competitive sixth. Pinkness slips forward, works some body. Again, Wilde ties up. Doesn't want to fight on these terms. Ref quickly in to break. Back to range and back to tactics. Pink slips the jab, lands a combination. Wilde flurries back and there's the bell. Another close one. Olivia."

McCarthy: "57-56 and that phony is getting closer to pasture!"

ROUND SEVEN:

O'Dell: "Seventh begins the way the sixth ended. These last two rounds have been very similar and the seventh starting the same way. Good, two-way stuff between two good bantams. Wilde using that reach, popping out that jab. Pink slipping it, inside, banging body with a purpose now. Olivia again tying up in there, forcing a break."

Tess: "Pink definitely getting something done with that body work. Olivia's pretty tender there right now. You can see her wincing when Pink's landing."

O'Dell: "Wilde still shipping it, though, and she's continuing to fire back. Ladies in tight again and a BIG exchange there! Both landed some heavy leather and both of those cuts are opened up again! Referee not stopping it this time. Going to let this round play out and ANOTHER big exchange!"

Cassie: "Wow! Those are some serious punches, and neither girl took a step back!"

O'Dell: "Coming down the stretch in the seventh. Wilde getting some distance now. Wants to jab and create range. Pink again slipping past, working some body. Olivia ties up immediately. Referee in to break. Ten seconds left. Wilde jabbing, Pink a good right hand and there's the bell. Nothing in it. Draw."

McCarthy: "Still a one-point lead for the phony, 67-66."

ROUND EIGHT:

O'Dell: "Both corners spent a lot of time on those cuts between rounds, and neither of them looking very good as we start the eighth. Pink again working forward and again Wilde tying her up. I don't know what's been more impressive, the body work Pink's put in here or the fact that Olivia's still fighting despite it."

Cassie: "We've got a whirlpool at Bazz. And, Wilde girl is going to need it."

O'Dell: "Pink in tight again, thumping the ribs. Wilde tying up, shoving off, lands a BIG right hand! And, that opened up Pink's eye. Pinkness ignoring it, going right back to work on the body. Olivia starting to bunch up now, and I'm surprised it's taken THIS long. Both of these fighters looking worse for the wear now..."

McCarthy: "Pink's ready to go. Wilde just needs to finish now!"

O'Dell: "Not sure I agree, Mac. Pinkness' legs just fine as she steps forward and rocks those ribs again and ANOTHER right hand from Wilde and the ref going to step in now and send Pink to the corner as that cut is just POURING blood..."

Tess: "Oh, I don't like this. I can see where this is heading..."

O'Dell: "Doctor checking this thing very carefully and HE'S WAIVING IT OFF! Crowd not liking this at all, and they're liking it a lot more than Pink is! Pink wants to keep going here, but it's not going to happen. This is over! And your winner by TKO8 is Olivia Wilde!"

AFTER:

O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"

Tess: "I have our winner, Olivia Wilde, and, Olivia, that was a war in there..."

Olivia: "Knew it would be. She's as physical as any bantam in the FCBA. She's going to come after you and if you can't hold up, she's going to roll over you. I was able to hold up. But, I don;t know how much longer I'd have lasted."

Tess: "You lasted long enough..."

Olivia: "Yeah, but I hate to win it this way. I think I'd have won the fight had it gone the distance, but I hate to see a stoppage like that. She's great. We respect one another. And, I'd like to have seen the fight continue."