"Witches,Pumpkinheads, Black Cats IV: Hallowe'en at the Asylum PPV"

Results: Lookout     Writing: The Wiz

Post by Tractorpull  on Oct 31, 2016 at 9:22pm

BEFORE:

"Look," says Emma with a shake of the head. "I know I'm the underdog here. She's a contender and all that, and I'm just a girl trying to get fights in the FCBA. But. I know how to fight. And, if I go in there and fight my best, I CAN beat her. And that's just what I'm going to do."

"I say this a lot," says Kristen."It's not personal. And, it definitely isn't this time. We get along great. And, we'll get along great after the fight, too. But, inside the ring, I have a job to do. And, I'm going to do it."

ROUND ONE:

O'Dell: "Back at ringside and that's 'If I Had It My Way'..."

McCarthy: "If I had it MY way, I wouldn't spend the last day of every month sitting here watching a parade of Dancing Hookers coming down here to fight a bunch of tomato cans..."

O'Dell (sighing): "And, the singer of said song, who's currently on her way to ringside dressed as one of the sexiest lion tamers you'll ever see, is the lovely Emma Roberts!"

McCarthy: "And, if you thought Weirdo couldn't stoop any lower, now he's got a tomato can from his own organization that he's setting up to get one of his so-called prospects a cheap win."

Cassie: "Except that Emma is not a member of the Front Street roster. She's currently working as Avril's assistant, a position formerly occupied by Anna Kendrick. Who, you might have noticed, parlayed that into management and a heck of a run at flyweight."

McCarthy: "Blah, blah, blah..."

O'Dell: "Emma into the ring and helped off with the costume to reveal a pink bikini and an in-shape body, and that's 'Helter Skelter' you hear pounding through the arena, and, coming down to ringside dressed as a sexy 60s hippie girl is none other than 'The Five-Tool Player', Kristen Stewart!"

Tess: "Stewart, of course, on top of the Front Street flyweight pecking order, but, Leighton Meester has a chance to change all of that later tonight."

O'Dell: "Stewart into the ring and helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve. She's wearing that lime green number she likes. And, the ladies are about ready to go. Time for some picks. Tess likes Kristen. Mac?"

McCarthy: "Again, Roberts is a homegrown tomato can..."

Tess: "A what???"

McCarthy: "SHUT UP, WALMART!"

O'Dell: "Drink up, boys..."

McCarthy: "She's also a typical Dancing Hooker opponent with no FCBA wins. Stewart."

O'Dell: "Cassie?"

Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"

O'Dell: "And, we're underway. Kristen making with the jab early. She's got reach on Roberts and she wants to use it. Emma in a peek-a-boo style, keeping the hands high, the head tucked, bobbing, weaving, looking to get into range and work a little body. Got to say I'm surprised how Roberts has come out..."

Cassie: "This isn't what we've seen from her before, but, remember what Uncle Wiz said. Emma knows Kristen very well. They spar all the time."

O'Dell: "And, she's thinking to offset some of Stewart's accuracy and her great jab by playing defense. And, at the moment, it's working fairly well. Kristen busy, but mostly hitting gloves. Roberts stepping in quickly, thumping a little body and slipping away. Emma moving pretty well in there..."

Tess: "Definitely showing some good feet, Jenny."

O'Dell: "That, she is. Final thirty seconds of a competitive first round. Roberts bobbing that head, working forward, gets some body shots on again. Kristen ties her up, shoves her off, lands a good combination, her best of the fight, but Roberts forward for another one-two to the body at the bell. Close, but Emma in the first."

McCarthy: "And, the homegrown tomato can leads 10-9 after one."

ROUND TWO:

O'Dell: "Second round underway on the same terms. Roberts with the guard high, bobbing, weaving, trying to work past Kristen's glove. Stewart with that long, accurate left hand, popping away, looking to line Emma up with it. Roberts doing a good job of playing defense, getting forward, working a little body."

McCarthy: "I've always said this was the way to beat Stewart. She's skinny as a rail. Work the body and she's had it."

O'Dell: "Roberts showing some great feet and a solid game plan here. She's all about the head movement. Kristen not bothered by any of this, keeps to the plan. She's moving well as always. Working her feet. Looking to square her rival up. Not easy to do, though, with the game plan Emma's putting into effect."

Tess: "Kristen's always had a very even demeanor in the ring an it's just gotten more so as she's gained experience."

O'Dell: "Coming down into the final seconds of what's been another good, two-way round. Roberts definitely in this one, defying the pre-fight expectations of a lot of folks. Ten seconds to go. Emma pops forward, lands a quick up and down flurry and there's the bell. Close again to Emma Roberts."

Cassie: "You've got to like this start. Can't be hurting her confidence being up 20-18/"

ROUND THREE:

O'Dell: "Third underway and it doesn't look like terms are going to change any time soon. Roberts with that radical head movement, gloves high. She's here, there, everywhere. Hard to find. Stewart DOES! A BEAUTIFUL left-right and Roberts is buzzed! Kristen staggers Emma that quickly and now Stewart all in!"

Cassie: "That right hand wasn't through a key hole it was through the eye of a needle!"

O'Dell: "Stewart backing a wobbly Emma up now, clinically picking her apart. Roberts backed to the ropes and taking. She's getting the guard up, rolling with punches as she takes heavy fire from seemingly everywhere. Kristen showing absolutely no hurry now. Taking her time, setting up her punches..."

Tess: "Just a matter of time the way this is going. Too much heavy shot being thrown."

O'Dell: "Final minute and Stewart in command, Roberts taking a beating along the ropes, but hanging on. She's jabbing back in spots, doing enough to keep the referee from stopping this, but not much more. Ten seconds left. Good right from Kristen, but Emma ships it and stays afoat and there's the bell. Stewart wide."

McCarthy: "But, Roberts still ahead 29-28."

ROUND FOUR:

O'Dell: "Stewart the boss now as we begin round four. Kristen banging home that left jab, then following on with rights that back up a game, but still wobbly Emma. Roberts trying to hold ground, trying to counter, but not able to do much of either right now. Stewart walking her down behind that left jab..."

Tess: "The word you used in the last round, Jenny, 'clinically'. That's where we are right now. Just clinical stuff from Kristen."

O'Dell: "No doubt about it. This isn't a girl you want to get you in trouble, because, when she does, it's just a cold, calculated clean up, and that's exactly what we're seeing right now. Roberts taking a beating in the fourth, and there's not much she can do about it. Emma working hard to stay off the ropes, and that's about all she's accomplished."

McCarthy: "Give the kid credit. She's game. She's hanging in there."

O'Dell: "That, she is. And, she's gotten into the final minute of this round without any further serious damage being done, and that's about where the good news begins and ends for Emma. Roberts finally backed to the ropes in the final seconds. Kristen letting hands go, piling up points and damage. And, there's the bell. Stewart wide again."

Cassie: "And, we're even on the cards at 38. But, the fight doesn't look even right now."

ROUND FIVE:

O'Dell: "Stewart getting back to work in the fifth, but Roberts seems to have the legs back. She's got that guard up again, moving the head, staying off square. This is good stuff from Emma. She seems to have shaken off those two big rounds Kristen put together and she's back to the solid fight plan."

McCarthy: "I've got to tell you, I'm impressed. If this kid hadn't obviously been contaminated by the nonsense at Front Street, I'd consider signing her for Sceej."

O'Dell: "Emma slippery right now, She's staying off true, picking off punches, angling, slipping forard again to work a little body. Roberts showing the ability to go down and back up quickly, then slip away before anything dangerous can happen at close range. I'm going to join Mac in saying that I'm impressed with what I'm seeing from this girl."

Cassie: "Make that three of us. She's giving away some physicals here, but she's working around that and staying in this fight."

O'Dell: "Final minute of the fifth. Emma Roberts has righted the ship and worked her way back into this fight. Stewart again cool as a cucumber. She's working hard, going to let the rest take care of itself. Ten seconds remaining. SHARP exchange right there! Best exchange of the fight and there's the bell. Another close round and it's Roberts again."

Tess: "And, Emma's back on top, 48-47."

ROUND SIX:

O'Dell: "Sixth begins the way the fifth ended, with Emma bobbing forward with the high guard, looking to slip past Kristen's defenses and work inside. Stewart using the reach advantage, jabbing with that left, holding Emma at bay with it, trying to follow on with solid right hands. Stewart having a bit more success with that this round."

Cassie: "Emma's really shown her some stuff in this fight, but Kristen may be getting the timing down now."

O'Dell: "Looking a bit like it. When it comes to solving puzzles in the ring, there aren't too many girls better at it that Kristen Stewart and she's showing you that right now. Roberts, for the first time all night, being kept at bay, held out on the end of Stewart's punches and DROPPED WITH A RIGHT HAND! DOWN GOES EMMA!"

Tess: "Wow. Another eye-of-the-needle right hand from Stewart. There wasn't much room to get that in there, but she got it there."

O'Dell: "Kristen quickly to a neutral corner. Roberts down on her back. Referee's count at three. Four. Five. This is not looking good for Emma. Seven. Roberts rolls to her belly. Nine. TEN! It's OVER! Emma can't get off the mat and it's over! And you're winner by KO6 in, might as well say it, clinical fashion, 'The Five-Tool Player', Kristen Stewart!"

McCarthy: "Lucky punch. That's all. Lucky punch."

AFTER:

O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"

Tess: "I have our winner, Kristen Stewart, and, Kristen, competitive fight early."

Kristen: "Look, she's not a pushover, despite what SOME people think. This is a girl with a future if she gets some management that gets her work and pushes her. She's got the goods."

Tess: "Despite all that, it seems like you solved her at some point."

Kristen (nodding): "That's always going to happen. I'm not always going to win, but no one is going to spend a whole fight throwing something at m that I can't handle. There's no style, no fight plan that I can't deal. Sooner or later, I'll solve the puzzle. Just like I did tonight."